Favorite lines

What are your favorite lines ... pick up and other?

I'll start with the greatest line to ever came out of a girls mouth...

"Make love to me...please!"

I felt like a king, lol!

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you!"

Bad one
"What's that smell? Oh its you cause your the shit!"

if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

lol those are some good ones guys lmfao
I think I want to try the parking ticket one and the coin one :-)

"Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?"

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

"Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?"

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lol yeah I have known that one for a looong time :thumbsup:
how bout "let me try my bowling grip on you" :dance:

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

"Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?"

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That is a disgusting thought :(

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Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty

That is a disgusting thought :(

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Sorry bout that! I was having a man moment and thought it was funny, lol! :eek:

One just for you, HiddenBeauty: (A little cheesy, but tame)

"When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."

Better?

You almost melted my heart JunkYard :)

:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by yoda

if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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Lmfao:D

Uck. I've heard some pretty BAD ones:



Do you want to see something swell?

I'm not actually this tall; I'm sitting on my wallet. (smooooooth)

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

Let's rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.
Girl, you're so fine, I'd suck on your daddies dick.
Girl, that must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.
Girl, you so fine, I want to drink your bath water

Corny, I know. None that I've ever used.

You're so hot I would eat the corn out of your shit.

:( That's so nasty, my husband says it to me jokingly sometimes to skeeve me out, lol...

can i smoke some chronic with you

how do you feel about hot sex with a stranger

Do you sleep on your breasts? Can I?

Are you jamaican? Cos ja ma kin me crazy!

this one is more than just a line....

walk up to a girl in a bar, take the ice out of her drink, then crush it under your foot, then say..."well now that i've broken the ice, can i buy u another drink :)"

Peace :D

I forgot a ghetto classic..."Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

my all time favorite

lets not turn this rape into a murder.

Nice leg's, what time do they open?

nice socks.... can i try em on after we fuck?

haha been slappped 4 diff times using that one on randoms........ ud think id learn