What is your perfect stoned day like?

So, you have some herb and you have some free time. What would you perfect smoking day be like? I have a couple of scenarios:

1. I like to smoke and be outside grilling or smoke a fat brisket (or ribs). So I would do a wake-n-bake on a early Saturday morning and go set up my smoker. Then bring the laptop, a radio, and some drinks onto the patio. Basically, smoke, watch my meat, drink, use the computer all while enjoying the beautiful Texas weather.

2. My other perfect day would start off with a wake-n-bake. The wife wouldn't give me a hard time about smoking either that day. I would throw on the navigation in the car, open all the windows and the roof and my wife and I would just drive...to nowhere. Something about weed and roadtrips...good stuff!

wake up,take a piss, brush my grill,
take two bong hits,fuck,eat some cereal,
marinate some porterhouse steaks and put em in fridge,
go on a long hike to a waterfall and swim and get high
with some cool homies and homegirls,fuck,get high,swim,
then come home and barbeque and get drunk listening to good music
then get high again,start gambling,blackjack or dominoes,
drink ,smoke then hit the bar for some late night drama,dance a bit,
stop off for tacos,come home fuck ,eat ,smoke ,sleep

perfect stoner day:

I wake up go pee.
listen to music until i get out of my sleepy haze.
sit in my comfy chair =D . i love Mr. comfy chair/
smoke a bowl nice and slow out of Mr. Lonely Bone (my wooden bowl)
walk down to the woods were there is a secluded area near a stream and get stoned fomr Mrs. Lonely Bone. (my glass bowl)
and enjoy nature.
then ill call up my stupid friend who will piss me off, and then i will hang up and get stoned again. lmao

I'd wake up take a piss obviously, eat some bacon n' eggs er something. Take a couple bong tokes make some music on the turntables, get more baked and go to quizno's for lunch....go skateboarding and get baked and go cliffjumping.come home kinda late after a good day of skating and chill out smoke a bowl play some video games or something.thats what my days are usually like in the summer lol

something makes me wanna take two bong hits right now!

fuck friendowl!!!!!!! u make it sound so good.

i want some tacos too!

Hehe, so far you're all invited to my house warming b/c I sense cool vibes. Friendowl is on steak and hoochie patrol!

Its funny this thread was made today, cause I'm currently suspended and not in trouble with my parents...sooooo that means got high all morning and wrote.Now I'm about to get high and pick up a friend and chill for the rest of the day,

I like to wake up cook some breakfast then smoke, I'll take a drive then have another smoke on my way to Fortworth then down to the park to relax then when i get gome i'll fire up the grill call some friends over for steaks, burgers and a smoke out with brew

My perfect stoner:

1. Wake and have some Fruit Loops and a spliff.
2. Have work call and say they are closed because the keys are lost :thumbsup:
3. Bake some more for my celebration :pimp:
4. Have enough gas and money to go riding around for a couple of hours
5. Hit my favorite hiking spot, Arabian Mountain, with my g/f and share a fattie or a couple of bowls
6. Look at the surrounding scenery and absorb natures beauty
7. Go home while baking
8. Get home and put on a good movie with a bong waiting on me
9. Take a nap
10. Wake and bake again :stoned:
11. Get on the boards and post
12. Get off the boards and see if my g/f is in the mood :cool:
13. Go to sleep high and satisfied

That is my perfect day. Or I could just shorten all of that by this simple phrase: "How high am I?"

Happy Toking :rasta:

lol this wont be hard,

wake up
get stoned
got to sleep. :D

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

lol this wont be hard,

wake up
get stoned
got to sleep. :D

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nice one lol:D