Recipe for Happiness

Recipe for Happiness*


This recipe must not be used if you have commitments the day youâ??re using it.

Please enjoy this recipe at your leisure.

YOU WILL NEED

Good friends â?? one or twoâ?¦ Your best mates

A tablespoon

A bottle of Jack Danielâ??s

A small amount of pot

Short Rizlaâ??s â?? Whatever colour you prefer, I like blue or green.

A lighter

Amber Leaf tobacco

A stereo system and some of your favourite music (preferably chilled music, I recommend the Beatles.)


* This recipe is no substitute for being a happy person, use responsibly and when appropriate.







DIRECTIONS:

These directions are guidelines only, and is intended for all members of the occasion to partake in at once. Each person should:

1. Consume three desert spoons of Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at your leisure within half an hour.

2. Roll a standard tobacco roll-up but donâ??t lick the seal. Just have the tobacco ready and waiting inside the Rizla (preferably on an oak table).

3. Now add a pinch of finely ground pot to the tobacco, no more as this will make a â??spliffâ?� or â??jointâ?�, and finish the rolling process.

I recommend not using a roach, but itâ??s up to you.

4. Put the Beatles on quietly as background music and wait for the Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey to settle.

5. Go somewhere you are allowed to smoke, if possible make this the room youâ??re gathering in.
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6. Smoke the roll-ups together (I advise sitting) and do so casually and socially.

7. Enjoy the evening, drinking Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at youâ??re pleasure.


The above are Guidelines only, each consumer is different and make require different quantities â?? tinker with it and youâ??ll figure it out.

These instructions are not intended for chavs, heavy drinkers, or Lee Greenwood.



PLEASE RESPECT THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND AND DO NOT BREAK THEM BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN Iâ??M NOT SAYING DONâ??T.

How about instead of flavoured fags pure spliffs. And lots of them!

I do this kinda thing all the time.

Just the other day i had 4 mates over, we smoked about half Oz, 1 bottle of bells whiskey [Between us lol, im not an alcoholic yet ;)]

Then when we was all fucked and slightly tipsey we took a shitload of acid and proceeded to trip, and fucked with each others minds.

Pretty good actually :)

We were listen to the new Tool album though, not the beatles, although i love em

um.. Sugar, Spice, & Everything nice. Mix in a bowl, and there ya go; you have three gorgeous girls.

hey guys dont forget our buds accross the border. try some cc or seagrams to help them out. sargent pepper album is wicked chill. nice one to listen to while drinking or smoking.

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Originally Posted by tokinggreg

um.. Sugar, Spice, & Everything nice. Mix in a bowl, and there ya go; you have three gorgeous girls.

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Do I sense Powerpuff Girl sexual fantasies? :) :p

Your recipe sounds pretty fun, I'd definitely try it... that is, if I had all of the ingredients. :( What are Short Rizla's?

To be honest it makes me sad that nearly every brit smokes tobaco joints. I fyou smoke a straight you will never go back. It tastes loads better and isn't addictive. It does make your tolerance go up though.

No offence here but I don't think you should be posting that shit under 'recipe for happiness' - it leaves the wrong impression. Mayber 'recipe for getting high' is more appropriate?

sorry I don't mean to be a dick about it but it sounds like you're a heroin addict who'll suck dick for a gram....

dude haha. most of us do this all the time. it is indeed the recipe for happyness, but the key is being happy even without the influece of drugs. they simply add to it.

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Originally Posted by wasywon

Recipe for Happiness*


This recipe must not be used if you have commitments the day youâ??re using it.

Please enjoy this recipe at your leisure.

YOU WILL NEED

Good friends â?? one or twoâ?¦ Your best mates

A tablespoon

A bottle of Jack Danielâ??s

A small amount of pot

Short Rizlaâ??s â?? Whatever colour you prefer, I like blue or green.

A lighter

Amber Leaf tobacco

A stereo system and some of your favourite music (preferably chilled music, I recommend the Beatles.)


* This recipe is no substitute for being a happy person, use responsibly and when appropriate.







DIRECTIONS:

These directions are guidelines only, and is intended for all members of the occasion to partake in at once. Each person should:

1. Consume three desert spoons of Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at your leisure within half an hour.

2. Roll a standard tobacco roll-up but donâ??t lick the seal. Just have the tobacco ready and waiting inside the Rizla (preferably on an oak table).

3. Now add a pinch of finely ground pot to the tobacco, no more as this will make a â??spliffâ?� or â??jointâ?�, and finish the rolling process.

I recommend not using a roach, but itâ??s up to you.

4. Put the Beatles on quietly as background music and wait for the Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey to settle.

5. Go somewhere you are allowed to smoke, if possible make this the room youâ??re gathering in.
s
6. Smoke the roll-ups together (I advise sitting) and do so casually and socially.

7. Enjoy the evening, drinking Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at youâ??re pleasure.


The above are Guidelines only, each consumer is different and make require different quantities â?? tinker with it and youâ??ll figure it out.

These instructions are not intended for chavs, heavy drinkers, or Lee Greenwood.



PLEASE RESPECT THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND AND DO NOT BREAK THEM BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN Iâ??M NOT SAYING DONâ??T.

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My recipe for happiness is my Chihuahua, my kids, my grand kids, and my Martin and Fender Guitars, good food.. Anything else that makes me happy is a plus.

dai*ma:stoned:

Why would I ruin a joint with tobacco? That wouldn't make me happy at all.

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Originally Posted by DeMetto

Why would I ruin a joint with tobacco? That wouldn't make me happy at all.

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Amen