ok well lol this is way towards girls but dudes feel free to answer what do u think is small like size wise cuz i think i am and ya :(
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ok well lol this is way towards girls but dudes feel free to answer what do u think is small like size wise cuz i think i am and ya :(
I read this comment in Playboy once, "I went out with this guy who's dick was the size of one of those pink erasers...I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me!" Enough said.
Hey Penguin
Is it bigger than these? :p
lmfao u2 omfg thats classic :D:D
mines like a babys arm holdin an apple...Quote:
Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420
Mine's a babys finger holding a baked bean :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
lmfao i cant believe u posted that u silly ass :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
lmfao hahhahahahahahaahahhaah omfg thats funny shit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
ur jokein right :confused:
LMAO lulu that sure made me laugh
And penguin i wouldnt worrie about it m8...its wot u do with it ...not the size.
Peace
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Originally Posted by Ammie
No really!!!
Come's in handy when I forget my key's and need somthing to pick the lock with! :p
hmmmm.....
well i guess u can practice usin ur tongue,
but i hear 5-7 inches iz normal
I read that once you are 6 inch's into the vagina then the rest is numb! I read this in a famous doctors autobiograpie (sp). So It' gotta be right eh? :D
I've also read that you do get such a thing as too big...but Penguin, i'm a firm believer that it's not what you got but what you do with it...and penetration is NOT the only way to get a woman to that other dimension...
Oh, forgot to to add this...if you want some good advise about sex, etc. got to www.askmen.com
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Originally Posted by Kronik Bagz
OMFG :eek: plz tell me thats just an old wives tale and its not true :confused:
penguin that post took balls, but 4-8 inches in normal, and dude u shouldent worry about that kinda stuff, i worry about it sometimes too but if u try u can find all sorts of problems with yourself, so dont worry about it, ur the way u were made man, and it aint the size of the wand, its the magic in it dude
:eek: just dont get any of your fuckin "magic" anywhere near me :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by kyle
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Originally Posted by maryjanemama
whoa! I would of so bailed after that :eek:
You got fucked by an eraser :( Thats just too fucking bad.
Never came across one of those before :o
LOL, dont worry ghost ill keep my "magic" ten feet away at all times, just don gimme a restraining order
ahhahahaha omfg wtf this thread owns u all:p
uze r funny.
Mine's a security threat on Southwest airlines! hahaha ;)
That's what dudes with small units say to make themselves feel better :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kyle
Do they call you the walking barbell :eek: ? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by sawleaf
haha, she was worried about the 5-7 inches. and man, that guy was brave to post that hahaha
hung like a gnat here :)
Maybe you should post a pic and we can help you out. Im kidding, nobody wants to see that. lol.
Dude, your 15 right? Dont worry about it.You still got some growing to do.
Im 15 also, and i dont have anything to brag about, but i dont have anything to be ashamed of either. My (as cleve once called it, and i laughed for a half hour) Jimmy John does the deed.
That hummer pic was great. Everytime i see a guy with a hummer i think the same thing.
But dont be thinking your gonna grow up and look like some of those guys in pornos. Any guy with a 16 inch dong belongs in the circus.
But pot aint a penis.
:p
That's true. Average is a little less than 6", according to the Kinsey Report and Masters & Johnson, but those are many decades old now. Guess the average could have changed somewhat, but I doubt by much.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammie
So, is that too small or too big, Ammie?
:confused:
Either way, you can find ones a lot bigger and a lot smaller.
:eek:
Funny, no one ever talks about the size of vaginas.
:p
Or mouths or assholes for that matter.
:D
All of which probably have a lot to do with what size penis a woman (or man) might prefer.
;)
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Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones
One size fits most :p
cant get my donger into arses sometimes...
big donger? nope, tight arses lol.
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Originally Posted by kyle
lol thanks man ya well i was just thinkin about it and ya lol hmm well then im normal yay! lol ya i use to do all that time i use to be so self concious not anymore tho only about my dick lol
well just dont walk around with your cock out in public, and dont go swinging it in peoples faces, and the problem shouldnt arise too often (no pun intended) lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420
lol ya i usually keep my dick to myself...well myself and the ladies ;) haha
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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420
lmfao hahahahahah omfg :eek:
This diagnosis is correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by YES
The young human male should not be so concerned with the size of his genitals. Most likely still underdeveloped at his tender age.
dr zoidberg! ahhh hahaha. futurama is my favorite to watch while im high! and zoidberg is the best!
Yeah, but why did you have to say it like that. lol. You rock Dr. Zoidberg.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Zoidberg
hey my missus asked me to fill her cave with 9 inches and make her bleed,so i had 2 fuck her 3 times then hit her over the head with a bottle lol
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Originally Posted by wardrobe grower 78
LMAO haha that gave me a good laugh :D
A girl once asked me to give her 9 inches............... :cool:
I had to fold the bastard in half lol