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Help me become better at pickin up tha ladies
By teaching me how to pick up chicks.
I work in a retail store selling books, there are some seriously fine chicks here (you thought that the hollywood stars looked good? well u should see the babes we got here. i saw a girl who looked like paris hilton, EXACTLY like paris hilton only she was a little thicker so she looked ALOT better.
anyways, i havent tried making conversations about books when they bring one up to pay for it, even if i know the book and have read it before and stuff. but thats because i dont want girls to think that im really into books, which im not, i read about as much as anybody else.
but this BEAUTIFUL girl came in yesterday asking if we were hiring, i almost begged my boss to hire her. but i was gonna try and be smooth like when she asked if we were hiring i would say well let me check *pulls out a sheet of paper and a pencil*
"lets see, any prior work experience in a bookstore?"
"okay then, are you single"
and see how it went from there. but i was really high so it may have been a bad idea.
damn im getting lonely or somethin :(
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i dont know man... i was kinda in the same situation you are. just having trouble talking to women. one day... i lucked out and ran in to the perfect girl .She came in to the store where i worked, looking very good. i notice that she was eye-raping me while browsing through the candy isle. The funny thing is that it was her that came on to me.After a few months of dating and fooling around, there is still pysical attraction along with the mental compatibility. And she still doesnt realize how much better she could do than me.She's pretty stuck on me for a reason i will never understand. So my advice to you is to hang in there man. women are something you find when you aren't really looking for them. But the odds are in your favor that eventually, it will happen. It is female psychology that they want you more if you act like you aren't desperate. but these are only my methods, just putting it out there for you.
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Don't try to hard. The harder you try the more you push yourself away. Just try to sound and make casual conversation. As stated above, the odds are in your favor. There are more women in the world than men, plenty of fish in the sea as the old saying goes. Who knows, maybe your perfect wife is in China or something.;)
Happy Toking :rasta:
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talk to her witha buzz, you blush less, if at all, and can laugh easlily, unlike that fake 'heh heh' shit when your nervous. Next party I hit I'm going to be mingling a lot since I need to get some decent action lately anyway, and I miss having a girl say I love you now and then too.
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Lesson 1.
Don't pick chicks up at work..
how old are you?
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one piece of advice
Be yourself thats all you need.
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Originally Posted by BobBong
Lesson 1.
Don't pick chicks up at work..
how old are you?
this isn't meant to be snide. I ask how old you are because if you're of age, why not go to a bar? or a club?...what exactly is it you need help with?
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that's funny, I wouldn't think that God would have trouble picking up chicks. and you'd think God v2.0 would be even better!
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Mike has a point, your the new L337 update right? show some skill :D
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i have no problem getting girls to like me, i've always been good at that.
my problem is somewhere else
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Every situation is unique. Each woman responds to things differently. Looks can determine which strategy needs to be used, but you could just stick with one, or you could try any of them. It's like the lottery: you can pick one number and stay with it, but it technically doesn't increase your chances of winning.
There are at least a few dozen distinct ways to get a woman to respond to you, and in short term relationships, a fast response is what's wanted. You don't want to spend weeks courting a woman when all you want is sex. If she seems like she's interested in you, but she needs time to think about you, forget it.
As for a couple different strategies, there aren't very many that most guys don't know. Most have used all of them at least once. If you know a few that you're good at, but have tried them all and failed, that doesn't mean they're bad; it just means you tried them on the wrong woman. Your strategy of seeming to be funny to Hot girl #3 may not have worked at all, but it could work on thousands of others.
You could try four different techniques on four different women and get no results, and chances are you just needed to try the technique of one on one of the other three women.
If you think you don't know all of the strategies, ask other guys you know what they usually try. I can't name them all, but off the top of my head I can describe a few:
Make a few jokes and laugh when she laughs. Make a few jokes but keep a serious tone, which I think is called deadpan comedy. Be controlling: In a long term relationship this would obviously be bad, but in a short term, it can attract women. Some women like the feeling of being controlled a little. Instead of suggesting where to go, tell her where you guys are going. Be aloof: This may be more difficult with women you don't know, but if you know how to, go for it. Start an argument: this one may not appeal to many chicks at all, but if you can get this to work on a girl, you may have found a very unique person, and may actually want to be with her for a long time.
You could try all of these and fail, but like I said before, you'd just be using them on the wrong women.
Oh I forgot one: Confuse her! Say something in a quit voice, then when she asks you to repeat, say something that phonetically sounds a lot different. You might want to try this one because it's not just fun for the women, it's fun for you.
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Walk up to the girl in question, and in your most 'manly' voice (Very important) repeat these words:
"I'll tell you one thing, I sure would like to eat that puss" :D
Seriously man, I got nothing, lmao!
Good luck,
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simple advice..
you have to have this "fuck it" attitude. sooooo many women out there, you'll meet many.
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one piece of advice
Be yourself thats all you need.
and pretty much campbells advice. dont be fake.
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Why not be fake? If he just wants to get laid, lied your ass off.
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well from experience honesty works a lot better and im not talkin bout from a moral standpoint. cuz when you're straight up with someone they're like wow.
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aw man that dude looks like a douchebag.
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Originally Posted by Crosis
i get the feelin this guy is jewish. is he?
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Originally Posted by God v2.0
i have no problem getting girls to like me, i've always been good at that.
my problem is somewhere else
maybe that's your problem. Maybe you're coming on too strong and they're interested in "something else".
I'm guessing you're about the same age as me, and women aren't into "something else" at our age, they want relationships. Sorry, you gotta take it slow if you want play.
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Originally Posted by graph
maybe that's your problem. Maybe you're coming on too strong and they're interested in "something else".
I'm guessing you're about the same age as me, and women aren't into "something else" at our age, they want relationships. Sorry, you gotta take it slow if you want play.
That is not true, man. Woman are just as interested in "something else" as men are. Sure, there are some who want relationships, but more often than not, woman are just as likely to dig a one nighter as me. Do you really think the ladies who frequent the clubs, and bars, are looking for Mr. right? I don't think so, they're looking for a good time just like everyone else that plays dress up, and goes to these places.
Age isn't that big of factor when it comes to sexual encounters, man! How old are you, Graph? I'm 35, and know first hand that some woman like sex, and shun relationships as much as I do. Its been like this this highschool, you just gotta know how to pick them, and separate the prudes from the one that are simply looking for a good time.
If you want a woman for sex then hit the clubs, and honky tonks, and if you want relationships...go to the bookstore, library, church, etc...
God, if I were you, I'd start hitting the clubs, man. Either that, or give your self as a living sacrifice to one of the bookstore prudes. ;)
(Of course there's some bookstore babe's that would surprise you)
The latter is probably the better option unless you're 'just' looking for sex, though.
Myself, I'll keep hitting the clubs, bars, honky tonks, etc... I'm not looking for a good girl to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Just my thoughts,
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Well, I'm still not 21 so there's a lot of clubs that I still can't go to.
And my girlfriend works in a bookstore.
Still, I think social stigmas make women shy away from being as sexual as they want to be, or it may be that the women who I'm interested in aren't out there looking for sex. Either way, it's led me to that belief.
Oh, and sadly, I'm one of those people that believe sex isn't everything and that casual sex definitely lacks, so maybe I was adding a little bit of my two cents in there as well.
How've you been man?
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I've been sick the last three days, but other than that, I'm good.
You?
Btw, your woman are probably much more classy than mine, lol! I like em I little on the trashy side. You know, whiskey bent and hell bound! :thumbsup:
I'll probably regret it when I'm 50 and alone, but it makes for good times in the here and now...
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yeah, i kind of have that same problem too...only its where i always choose the skank instead of the good girl...
fuckin rotten fish man...
i think your going about this the wrong way...its a fuckin bookstore, maybe you should act like yoju like books?
(most women chillin in a bookstore like books, same with a coffee house)
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I was just me when I met Emily.
Me and Ben got stoned, and Emily rang. Ben wanted to load a bong, so he passed me the phone, and, being stoned already, I proceeded to babble incessantly.
We met up a couple of days later and now were going out.
Jah Herb bought us together.
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Originally Posted by king kong bong
simple advice..
you have to have this "fuck it" attitude. sooooo many women out there, you'll meet many.
and pretty much campbells advice. dont be fake.
Dude, I always act 'normal' around new people. I just act like me, and apparantly I act 'odd'. Plus, I have the fuck it attitude aswell. My girl asked me what Id do if she dumped me, and I said 'just think, Fuck It'.
If you think with that attitude, nothing lets you down.
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God damn it, God v2.0! They sense fear like animals. Approach an animal with fear and you'll get bit, eaten or they'll run away. Put some sunflower seeds in your hands and show a squirrel that you have a little snack. That squirrel or girl will come and see what you've got. Then you can pet it and make it your friend and sex is great yes but if you let that squirrel think you want to have sex with it, it will bite your nuts.
Am I right???
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talk about shopping, lol.
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For most guys, casual sex is what it;s all about. I've been with my share of questionable partners. But this girl knocked me for a loop. she made me question if chasing bar skanks was so fun, why did i feel so empty? i'm only 21 and i am totally sick of the bar scene. I've been performing in bars since i was 17. and when i finally found her, I knew I didn't need the bar skanks because she gives me everything i need. She can get really really freaky, and she's there when i need someone to talk to. Getting in a real relationship with a woman does have ups and downs. But I can honestly say, I am way happier now thatn i was before.... keep that in mind
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Three words: Cocky, Confident, Funny.
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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
Dude, I always act 'normal' around new people. I just act like me, and apparantly I act 'odd'. Plus, I have the fuck it attitude aswell. My girl asked me what Id do if she dumped me, and I said 'just think, Fuck It'.
If you think with that attitude, nothing lets you down.
yea dude that tude never fails.
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Three words: Cocky, Confident, Funny.
THis is very true. Infact I read a ebook (it was the ultimate guide to cracking onto women pretty much) quite recently that highlighted this. Humour is probably the best way to get women. I think it's all about exclusivity. There are guys all over the place drooling all over women and making themselves appear "easy". This is why you shouldnt chase a woman too much, easiness is an apparent turn off to women (Im not a woman so obviously I can say for sure.). I found this line to be very helpful in improving my attitude towards girls. "If I could make any woman feel good, how would I walk, talk and interact with women."
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this is the oldest tactic in the book and it works perfect.
shower them with attention, lots of it. then one day just cut it off and act like they are like nothing special. it drives them mad. mad i tell you. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muhahahahahahahhahah
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I begin to wonder how many people there are out there like me......
It seems the only way you can pull these days is to go to a club. I fucking hate clubs. The music is not to my liking, too noisy to have a conversation, too hot to breathe etc. And there are unsavoury characters.
It also seems there is a requirement in this world that the only way you can enjoy yourself is to spend money. Look at Christmas for instance. Dating is the same thing. I can't afford it! :rasta:
And me acting normally would scare people off, as I'm a disgusting person.
So that leaves me coming on to 21 and still single. I don't give a fuck!
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Originally Posted by TheLion
Three words: Cocky, Confident, Funny.
Just not too funny. Women don't like not getting a joke because it can make them feel stupid. If it needs to be explained, of course it isn't funny (I hate when people say that IMO), but it often means the person needing an explanation is retarded.
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shower them with attention, lots of it. then one day just cut it off and act like they are like nothing special. it drives them mad. mad i tell you. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muhahahahahahahhahah
....sooooo true!
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Also, dont say stuff like this...
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Originally Posted by God v2.0
i wouldn't care if you were 18 or 35, I'd still wanna do stuff to you. :p
lol.
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PUll your nuts out and pet them or something ? That will deffinately get the chicks attention anyways.
b0nger
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Women basically are attracted to the following. With each you can attach a matter of degree because it will vary in importance from woman to woman.
A few of these things you can expect to be tested on from a woman.
A man who is confident.
A man who is emotionally challenging.
A man who can read through her levels of communication.
A man who is nonchalant.
A man who has self-control.
A man who is mysterious yet provides good feelings or knows how to make her feel sexy, worthy, acknowledged, listened to, respected, important, etc.
A man that knows what he wants.
A man that is honest.
A man that can take control. Not controlling.
A man that enjoys life.
A man that is exciting and adventurous.
A man that is creative.
A man that is thoughtful. (just not to make her feel obligated like gifts etc. in return for something).
A man that can provide security and safety.
A man that is funny.
A man that is supportive emotionally.
A man that is charismatic.
A man that has a plan.
A man that secretly knows how to build sexual tension and have patience.
As far as what turns women off it would be:
You do everything she asks you to do. Including her tests.
You unknowingly send the message that you are desperate.
You play her game.
Your timing is off.
you talk too much about yourself.
your not honest.
you act fake.
you act predictable.
You respond to her emotional games. (fake tears).
She makes most of the decisions.
Your scared to offend her.
You dont respect yourself.
Your too open with your feelings too soon.
Her perception of your sexual value is low. She has to know that you are desirable to other women. But you dont have to cross that line in order to send that message.
Bad hygeine.
The main thing that guys overlook is their sexual value or her perception of you. This is why "just be yourself" is best to avoid. Dont hide who you are, just dont do anti-seductive things that turn her off which may be part of "being yourself". Guys sometimes send messages of desperation without even knowing it. So take a good look at just what does "just be yourself" mean.
Just buying into the notion that women give men sex puts you at a disadvantage from the start.
Some things you do build soft sexual tension. Somethings build intense tension which makes her more aggressive. A man controls alot of how he can make her feel. She wants to be guided to these states of mind to feel different things. I can assure you that the wife that "never wants it" can be hanging off the cieling while a guy squirts liquid chocolate on her having orgasm after orgasm because he knows how to push the right buttons or move her to these states of mind. It had nothing to do with her sex drive.
You must make yourself an object of attaining that had to be worked for.
If you dont you will be labeled "nice". This means you are not an emotional challenge. So dont confuse that with the other definition of nice.
Remeber a woman does the choosing. She will let you know non verbally when she is interested in you. So pay attention to body language.
Women dont want to feel "hit on", "picked up" or anything like that. They want a connection and dont want to feel devalued in the process.
Seduction is all about eliminating anti-seduction actions and doing and saying the right things and sending messages of perception.
Too many men think linear when thinking about sex and ignore seduction all together.
If you:
Transform yourself internally. (accept yourself and like yourself). She can only get what you got from you. Make sense. Embrace your uniqueness.
Eliminate anti-seduction actions. (Unknowingly sending messages of desperation by what you do).
Increase your sexual value. (your availability/ desire perception).
Build sexual tension. (This is an intentional uneasiness created in the mind that requires balancing to resolve). Sexual tension has to build. If it doesnt it is almost as if she is not having sex at all. So you have to know how to push these buttons. There are things that build soft tension like backrubs, romantic dinners, compliments etc. and there are things that you do which make her feel like she wants to rape you. You have a lot of control to guide her through these states of mind. Too many men think it is her sex drive. They dont even know they have sex maniac waiting to come out.
THEN Let her initiate sex most of the time. (Men approach women for sex 80-90% of the time. This is the wrong approach). You give away your power of sexual value when you do this and will experience rejection often as a result. A confident man doesnt beg for sex or complain that he isnt getting sex. You dont want this type of sex anyway because it as if she is not having sex at all. Just doing either one of these things will get you more of the same.
Make her work for it and complete the process.
This is the best way to approach women seductively and sexually.
These are the basics without going into a lot of detail.
Later.
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Also, dont say stuff like this...
lol.
i was talking about body paint you sick perverted fuck!
:rolleyes: