Sayings You Think Suck

This could be fun...

Let's each post a common saying that you either think is stupid, or you just don't get. I'll start:

"Dollars for donuts..."

Ex.: "Dollars for donuts, I bet you're not getting enough sleep every night."

WTF is that??

"Have a good one!"

Have a good whut?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Mums the word

huh ??? :confused: !!!

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

"A penny for your thoughts..."

Uh, no! Keep your penny.:twocents:

'Cheer up, it might never happen'

What might never happen?:confused:

"Mean people suck!":sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

Well, well, well. Look who just had an epiphany!

Tell me something that I don't know.

(Please pardon the sarcasm...gotta get to work now; ciao!)

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

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smarty

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

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Personally, I prefer to fish.

Then again, I live just about IN the largest network of navigable waters in the US, so it's a privilege more than an obligation.

I don't think that's a stupid saying, though. It makes a lot of sense.

"works like a charm"

Charms don't work at all!

"Yeah? if you break your legs dont come running to me!"

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
wtf just wtf

'Well if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it aswell?'


If it was some crazy suicide pact we might.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

'Well if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it aswell?'


If it was some crazy suicide pact we might.

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Heehehe
My mother used to say that but with "hand in fire" lol

"If you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all"

There goes free speech bitch

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

That one has always pissed me off

"A Bird in the Hand is Worth 2 in the Bush..."

what the fuck does that mean?

"holla"

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

WTF? What kind of sick motherfucker is skinning cats?

tit for tat
or some shit like that
what the hell does that mean

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Originally Posted by insanity

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

That one has always pissed me off

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yeah bullshit right! if i want to have my cake and eat it too i fuckin will!

"Run Forest Run"
"Let's take this offline"
"Let's get everyone level-set"
"To that end"

most of mine come from work/meetings.

"c`mon"

maybe not as popular in countries out side the US, but i find my mom using it over and over every morning trying to wake me up to go to school.

"lol"
can we just say "haha" or "hehe" or "that was funny"?

I know what you mean about lol i mean who laughs out loud at a computer you might grin and giggle but laugh out loud ? come on now (lol)

ROFL is even worse. I mean, if you don't want to be a lying bastard, you have to actually get off your chair and roll around on the floor. And if you say LMAO...well, I hope you have a big knife and a lot of Band-Aids.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

<mainly northern irish sayin> ''your cat''or ''thats cat'' :S its a bit mad..

when in rome...

"you're gonna poke your eye out with that!"

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Originally Posted by welshkillabee

you might grin and giggle but laugh out loud ? come on now (lol)

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I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in. :cool:

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this. :)

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in. :cool:

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this. :)

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

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Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.

ay datz wicket cool m8

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.

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Just saw your avatar.

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Originally Posted by Twiztid

Ay yo, fat people are hard to kidnap
So if you're fat an' you're all in this bitch then grab ya nutsack
Fat bitches don't feel left out cuz you can grab one of these skinny bitches and knock her ass out
Chubby love, show a ninja some
Cause this fat motherfucker stay ready however they come
A hungry rapper, cannible lyricist
I got host of MC's like you inside my shit
Standing poolside with a t-shirt on
Unless I'm showering or fucking, my clothes stay on
I got double cheeseburgers chasing me in my sleep
And fine hoes checking me out but scared to speak
Off the chain, off the scale, I ain't watching no weight
I'm at the barbecue high as hell fixing my plate
XX to the X-L, hit me 3 times
Come correct with my burger and fries, the king sized

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Originally Posted by hutch b tokin

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

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I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:

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Originally Posted by bigdaddy420

I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:

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Or "Why were you running around with no pants on?"

"You fucker!"

That's not an insult, that's a compliment. If you really want to insult me, tell me that I don't get laid.

A Cup of Joe

I know everyone says this - but who the Hell is Joe and what does that have to do with coffee?

"my balls hurt cause i have gone for a week without sex"

you fuckin liar...humans are BUILT to fuck once a month...your balls hurt cause your a fuckin addict who cannot get any, so youy spend half your day jerkin it to your fathers magazines

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Not if you have AIDS, dumbass.