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Anyone here every been to prison? (I Haven't, and i wouldn't want to but i've come close to it.) Im just curious because i want to know what your experience was like there.
If you did how long did you go there for? what did you get sent down for? What were the routines there like did you have to be awake for a certain time every morning?
Thanks, :thumbsup:
I have
Do tell, LIP.
I've only spent 6 hours in the drunk tank in Florida. I was alone and it was boring. My friend's dad bailed me out and then I partied some more.
i gotta do 30 days at the end of this month. Wont be in a prison but itll be county, unless i have bad luck and get overflowed to a prison because the county is full
What did you do, Otterpop?
The prison system sucks. It's like a school for criminals. They should learn working skills or grow cannabis.
Never been myself Ive had friends that have gone and theyve said its not as bad as you think, my mate had a tv and ps2 in his cell
been in a jail few times but never prison. i know no one would try to fuck with me cuz i look like a serial killin psycho.
They would just rape you. :)
prob be the other way around.
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: Nothing wrong with admitting your gay, good for you !!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Good for you!!! :thumbsup:
Key word- "look". You look like a serial killin psycho. Unfortunately you'd be in with guys that look like your high school chem teacher but who had their neigbors cut up in bite sized pieces and stashed away in the fridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
nah its not gay when you're in jail.:p :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
ok ok so i might have to make an example outta somebody.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
on a side note; sitcoms those episodes with jail. how come every time they have an episode with jail they try to run that gay rape thing. that doesnt happen in jail, it happens in prison. yea you gonna get raped in central booking hahahahaha
Good call, then just make sure to feed him to your cell mate :DQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
somebody with my boyish good looks would be passed around like currency in prison
like currency i tells ya
id have to take my own life to stop the rapeings
you get arrested and taken to the station
put in the tank with others
processed and put in a cell
about 24-36 hours later the bus comes
drive in the county jail and wait in another tank
go in a room and everyone stand against the wall
get naked and throw your clothes in front of you
jail clothes are issued and you get sent to another tank
speak with nurse about mental/physical health status
go to another tank and wait
off to watch a movie about sexual disease and other crap
but they give punch and cookies to inmates then put in another tank
lil by lil everyone gets housed some go to cells and some to dayrooms[big room with lots of bunks]
mexicans sleep together blacks together and whites together
first time i got locked up as an adult i loved it
my friend dropped his coke and i got in trouble
i didnt snitch and ended up in county
i didnt know anyone but the homies were deep and
helped me along.i had no idea the tension between
brown and black.
is was chow time and we all rushed the door to get out
as we were waiting some black guy kept staring at me
at first i thought maybe not maybe its something else
but nope,he's looking dead in my eyes
in a heartbeat i was on him.i punched his nose hard
and then face shot after face shot.i couldnt have been more
than ten seconds but the whole room exploded.
there were about 120 or so of us in there and everone i mean everyone
was throwing down.i seen two homies just stomping on a fool
a black fool and a homie going toe to toe till thet both were out of wind
then the guards rush in smoke fills the air i cant breath im laughing
guards pull me by my shoulders and throw me on the ground i get cuffed
and sent to solitary.one man cell for 12 days then i go back to dayroom
and get my assb eat in chess.some sick players in there
then they call my name over speaker and two hours later im smoking nugs
friendowl have you noticed da haze meister startin typin like you?
I closest I came to going to prison was watching The Green Mile.
Actually, I was in a program not unlike Scared Straight when I was sixteen. It was part of an eight week program at the local police department, and I had to attend or be put on probation.
I hadn't had any sleep the night before, and one of the people there kept asking if I'd taken any drugs before coming.
yeah, no shit! jail is like elementry school! it smells like it too! bad caffeteria lunches even im guessing!Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
i've only been in jail for 12 hours, but it's deffenitely not like how it's depected on TV. TV is just a big box of stupid, created solely to reduce IQ and entertain stupid people, except cartoons, those have moral fiber and the stupid gets let off easy cuz it's not real people in stupid situations, which SHOULD be enough of an indicater to tell you that it was stupid.
unlike sitcoms wich fool the idiotic masses into thinking that's NORMAL.
You make me laugh... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
Lmfao i love reading your posts when your stoned MJ
Cannabis, I love that you love reading my stoned posts! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
:D Lmao you make me laugh :).
alright alright lets not go sucking each others dicks quite yet.
I don't have a penis.
i always wondered what a womens prison was like.....
they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..
yea we can dream can't we?
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
LMAO (not trying to be like you MJ but thats about all I can say)Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Happy Toking :rasta:
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
LMAO
(what? it was funny!)
I dont like talking about it man, sorry. It's just i was an idiot when i got nicked, and i changed alot now. I used to be fucked on coke, owe about 10 grand and got myself in toruble with people i shouldnt have been...Quote:
Originally Posted by minnesota man
Then i found the delights of home grown weed, and changed [ after i got out of the nick]
Anyways, happy to say im a law obiding man, who has a stable job, 2 nice houses and weed all the time :)
I love my life.
I was going to say "LMFAO", but then everyone else did, sooo..Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Heh.
no no, see, we all said LMAO, you included the F, therefore you were good to go!
i did time in prison, 1 year in nv, and 2 in ca... and a couple jail,s inbetween...county time is the hard time...
i had it goin on in prison...had a job, and my hussel,s...went 2 the gym alot...
u dont rush 2 get in 2 any food line,s, ud get ur ass kicked if u did...
we had comisary, and could have quarterly package,s sent in...
we had 2 b up and goin by 7am, the 2 chow, then off 2 work...get off, take a shower,and get ready 4 dinner...there was day room,s but have ur own tv was the best...stay 2 urself and pick ur friend,s wisely...dont let them pick u...mind ur own business...it,s pretty well segragated...but we did mix company...there were people that did show,s of different kind,s come in now and the, and we had church if u wanted 2 go...i had a wat is called a free world boss(electrition)...i got 2 go out side the prison 2 work with him...so i had more freedom than most...i never got locked down, cas i minded my own...
this is sick...only a child,s mindQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Not sick, man!
Bloody BRILLIANT! ;) (Except for the violent rape part)
PRUDE! GO AWAY!.Quote:
Originally Posted by puffpuffand away