Post your fav. movie quotes

This has no doubt been done before, then again, most threads probably have.....

Anyway, here goes -

Trainspotting - RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.

Trainspotting - BEGBIE - When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there.

Lolita - HUMBERT HUMBERT - I looked and looked at her and I knew as clearly as I know that I will die that I loved her more than anything I'd ever seen or imagined on earth. She was only the dead leaf echo of the nymphet from long ago, but I loved her: this lolita; pale and polluted, and big with another man's child. She would fade and wither... I didn't care. I would still go mad with tenderness at the mere sight of her face

Goodfellas - TOMMY DEVITO - But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

Friday - SMOKEY - You've got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

Friday - SMOKEY - Man, I got mind control over Deebo. He be like shut the fuck up. I'll be quiet, but when he leaves, I be talking again

Friday - SMOKEY: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. CRAIG: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. SMOKEY: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Alice in Wonderland -CHESHIRE CAR - Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Duke: "Quick, like a bunny"
That had me laughing for quite a while. lol, still does when I think about it.
Then, dito movie and character: "You can't stop here, this is bat country!"
It really is my favourite movie:)

BAMBI- friendowl's twitterpated speech

NATURAL BORN KILLERS-mickey's prison interview
and the native american's vision

BELLY-dmx "learn how to put weed in the bags first then get money"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

I dont think there is a more quoteable movie than pulp fiction

Classic movie trainspotting i love it! ok here are mine, well the ones i can remember anyway...

Scarface
'Say hello to my little friend'

Green street hooligans
'Cockney rhyming slang, like bees a honey for money, like i could say to you, give me the fucking bee's'

The football factory
'What else you gonna do on a saturday sit in your fucking armchair, wankin of to pop idols? then avoid your wife as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage then go and spend your wages on kebabs fruit machines and brasses, fuck that for a laugh i know what i'de rather do'

Mmmmmm loads more but i cant remember. :)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid: "you think you used enough dinamite there 'Butch?" "...the fall will probably kill ya"

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Sensi- loved your Friday and Goodfellas quotes :)

I wanted to add the another one from Friday:
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

Also, from Reservoir Dogs:
Freddy Newandyke: [reassuring himself in the mirror] Don't pussy out on me now. They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta. They believe every fucking word cus you're supercool.

Also, the Munchies List from Half Baked, and of course lots several from Fear & Loathing. ;)

haha chris tucker is too funny!

"oh my god, fuck me harder, yes"

"No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight." - Out Cold

"English mother fucker! Do you speak it!?" - Pulp Fiction

hmmm, soo many to put down that my head's spinning.
basically most of the lines from Super Troopers, Club Dread, Old School, Road Trip, Wedding Crashers, Baseketball, shit I'll stop but tons more.
I love laughing.

"i think somebodys missing their frontal lobe, ROBIN"

"Centipede: I wanna escape from Spiker and Sponge.
Earthworm: Escape? To where? We'll all be squashed and swotted and swooshed.
Grasshopper: No one's going to swoosh you my dear boy, you're six feet through now.
Earthworm: Bigger target."~james and the Giant Peach

"Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."~Napoleon Dynamite

"Vincent Vega: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face."~Pulp Fiction

"Lance: But she's got breast plates. So what you got to do, you got to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.[Makes three stabbing motions with hand.]
Vincent Vega: I gotta stab her three times?"~Pulp Fiction

"Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have Igot, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile."~Reqiuem for a Dream

"Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"~The Rocky Horror Picture Show


"Barf: I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."~Spaceballs

"[The self destruction cancellation button is out of order.]
Dark Helmet: F**k! Even in the future nothing works!"~Spaceballs

Great Jack Nicholson quote from Five Easy Pieces.

Nicholson plays Bobby.

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu.] Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A number two, chicken salad sandwich, hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

Did I get sensiride in a Trainspotting mood?

Who Shot Liberty Valance

"When the legend becomes truth, print the legend"

Full Metal Jacket: Adam Baldwin's character (Animal Mother), along with other platoon members, is standing above a corpse. After they each say what's worth dying for, Animal Mother says,

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

Contact - Palmer Joss - "The question I'm asking is, are we happier? As a human race, is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the web, but at the same time, we feel emptier, lonelier, and more cut off from each other than at any other time in history."

not funny like the rest of yours, but its one of my most favorite quotes ever.

Airplane

Little Boy I was passing by and was wondering if you would like some coffee?
Little Girl Oh, why yes I would love too.
Little Boy Cream?
Little Girl Oh, no thanks, I take my coffee black, like my men.

that little boys face after she says that line kills me

We have to get these people to a hospital !
A hospital What is it?
It's a place where you take sick people ...but that's not important right now!



"Surly you know what I'm talking about"'
"Yes I do! and quit calling me Shirley!"

Full Metal Jacket

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Do you suck dick?....Bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html sound board!

Peace

The righteous man is beset on all
sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men blessed is he who,in the
name of charityand good will, shepherds the week through
the valley of darkness;for heis truely his brother's keeper
an the finder of lot children.And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my nameis the lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee!

Cartman ---> "You know the feeling after you take a huge dump? Awsome! (South Park episode)

You Make me want to be a better man... Jack said it to Helen in "As Good As It Gets"...

"Fuck it dude, you can't worry about that shit man, life goes on."

"Roads, where we're going we don't need..roads."--Back to the future part 2

Anything from pulp fiction

cant think of any more at the moment.

cant think of my favorites but the most i think about lately is half baked
heres some "Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga!"
and
the historian smoker says something like "it wasnt the thing to do cause it was the thing to do cause it got you high do you feel me?"
"60 bux?Man i remember when a dime bag caused a dime.."

also my cousin vinny
"J.T.: Hey there, little Yankee boy. Look what I got.
Vinny Gambini: What is it?
J.T.: $200.
Vinny Gambini: Bring it here, let me see it.
[J.T. presents a roll of bills]
Vinny Gambini: How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
J.T.: [after short pause] It's two hundred bucks.
Vinny Gambini: Fan it out, show it to me.
[pause. J.T. stuffs the roll back in his pocket]
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, right. "

and

about the two yoots was funny as well



Some other random movies...
Gi Jane when shes captured at the island.. they ask whats her fathers name she replies dad and they ask whats her sibblings names and she replies dick jane spock

also
austin powers
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

sir texas sir.-texas? only steers and qurees come from texas. and u dont look much like a steer so now that kind of narows it down now dont it.

7.62 MM full metal jacket.

this is my rifel there are many like it but this onne is mine, i am useless without my rifel, my rifel is useless with out me. my rifel is not a tool, it is a friend.

if i die in the combat zone, box me up and ship me home. lay my metals apon my cheast and tell my mama i done my best.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

gotta love full metal jacket

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" ~ Charlie Croker,Italian Job.

I love Michael Caine and this is a great movie.

Ok so the movie as a whole coulda been better... and they guy they chose for the lead role didn't suit it at all... but a damn good quote :D

Punisher
"Castle... go with god"

"God's gonna sit this one out!"


Ivan.. legless skeleton from HellBoy
"If i had legs i'd kick your ass"

that one just cracked me up lol


Spider-Man 1 (Green Goblin)
"But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her, nice and slow...MJ and I.... we're gonna have a hell of a time"

More great Trainspotting quotes. I LOVE this movie!

RENTON: The streets are awash with drugs that you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected Vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.

RENTON: This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? Some final hits are actually terminal one way or another, while others are merely transit points as you travel from station to station on the junky journey through junky life.

RENTON: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Fantastic Four

"Any hotter and you coulda gone supernova!!"

"Cooool"

"No Jonny not cool... you could set the earths atmosphere on fire and kill every living thing on the planet, including you"

"Ok... supernova.... bad :thumbsup: :thumbsup: !"


another one from that movie is...

"Jonny don't even think about it!"

"Never do"

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

RENTON: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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That has got to be THE best film qoute ever :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

"what were they? some kind of psycho's or something?"

"psycho's? do they look like psycho's?... PSYCHO'S DON'T EXPLODE WHEN SUNLIGHT HITS THEM, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW CRAZY THEY ARE!"

From dusk til dawn.

I don't feel like naming specific quotes because I'm high, but pretty much anything from Casino and Goodfellas.

I don't feel like naming specific quotes because I'm high, but pretty much anything from Casino and Goodfellas.

Bah, I have way too many great movie quotes, maybe I'll post my favorites later, but right now I just can't be arsed.

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Originally Posted by Eshelmen

the historian smoker says something like "it wasnt the thing to do cause it was the thing to do cause it got you high do you feel me?"
"60 bux?Man i remember when a dime bag caused a dime.."

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haha, that 'historian smoker' was Willy Nelson.
sorry that had me really going.
lol.

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?" - The Joker, "Batman" (1989)

"She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates, "Psycho" (1960)

... Kid leaves, he says, "There's a storm coming." Sarah responds, "I know" and drives off. - Sarah Connor, "Terminator" (1984)

Roy looks at his exhausted opponent saying with a smile, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, hmm. Attack ships on fire off the Shoulder of Orion. I watched C- beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate." Deckard can only watch in mute fascination as Roy's life slowly ebbs away as he continues, "all those... moments, will be lost, in time, like tears... in... rain. Time...to die." He smiles one last time at Deckard, then bows his head and expires, Deckard watching helplessly. The captive dove is released from Roy's hand and flies upwards into the rain soaked sky. - Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) "Bladerunner" (1982)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Roy Scheider in Jaws.

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." Clemenza in Godfather.

Surprised no one has mentioned some good stoner movie quotes:

Cheech and Chong:
Cheech-"Hey man, how's my driving?"
Chong-"Man, I think we're parked."

Half Baked:
Dave Chapelle- "Mary Jane, being with you these past years has been wonderful. Your not like most women, your consistent."

I will think of more later.


Happy Toking :rasta: