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i have punch though a window, while stoned as a mother fucker, becase i was on top of the roof, and some friends thought it was funny to lock me out, so i Tap on the window (I Swear) and broke it, although i should mention that i thought i was dreaming while tapping on the window...........
Then another time, I black out, becase i hadn't ate anything all day. so i past out while standing and fell right to the ground for about 12 secs before waking up and seeing what i have done.
o whell it happens
this weekend, my friend and i smoked with some other kids, but then left to go get some taco bell. we had no money, so we hunted all over my car for change, and came up with like 3 dollas 14 cents. we got like 2 burritos then sat in the car and ate. i was packing a bowl when a guy tapped on the door. He was like
This is a DISGRACE.... but can i ask for some money i need to pay for gas. we were tripping out we thought he was busting us.
then we were driving aorund and we were sooooooo hungry and then a maracle happened.
on the side of the road reads a sign "grand opening Papa Johns, FREE PIZZA"
i think you can guess the end of the story
ha ha i bet that was an order for a few pizzas.......... i cant wait to get ston-d
One day, at work..I was baked off my mind and I was walking through this hallway inside a business building. Well, out of nowhere, the window to the left is opened and this fat guy comes through. I yell to him "Hey, you came out of nowhere, lol" turns out, there's a rooftop where he had access to that was leveled w/ the window that he came through. I was on level 3 too, so it was trippy...lvl 3 is about 90ft in the air.
I just picked up off my dealer and she (yes its a she!) decides to stay a while and smoke up with me and my friend. Were walking to the smoking area where we were gonna smoke and my friends is like Crudemood would like to see ur clit piercing. I didnt know she had one but we contine walking.
So as were smoking, the subject brought up again and this time she must have been so stoned she's like okay well as long as no one else sees.
She pulls down her pants and omg my eyes. Of course this is shocking to me because I'm a girl and its the first time I've a piercing like that on another girl. :confused:
I've done the same thing. As a kid i was walking home, and i walked right over to knock on the window to get my parents to open the front door for me, but i forgot to stop walking and my hand went straight through the glass. Luckily i didnt get 1 cut lol, and i've never forgotten it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabolous
Once when i was really really reall fucking stoned i must of had about 12 joints, 7 bowls, 10 blowbacks, 10 bongs, and 5 buckets i was at a mates house and i felt like i was really drunk i could barely move or talk properly, when i was walking home i kept stopping and walking into walls and trippin over shit on the floor i think i hallucinated a little bit because all the cars that went past had people looking at me with the thumbs up i was like wtf!
haha. so many things but i cant exactly remeber at teh moment what they were. um...uh...well this isnt dumb or anything but one time i was at the smokin spot late at night and i passed out for exactly one hour. exactly down to the minute. and the entire time i was having some pretty hardcore visuals and mild auditory hallucinations. then after 1 hour, i just bolted uprigth and was like "dude i gota go home" .
My friend and I went to taco bell completely stoned and I got three tacos and nachos and so did he. Then I put my change into that little water thing they have and won a free burritto. And if that wasn't enough they messed up my friends order and so when he took it to get it changed they gave him three new tacos and let him keep his other ones and he gave them to me. In that one meal I ate six tacos, a bean burritto, and nachos, and more than half of it was free. After looking at the little nutrition chart on the placemat, I realized that I had somewhere around 1,300 calories in that one meal.
i was sitting in my living room on the couch
there was like six of us just talking and getting high
my homie brought some new girl who i never met before
she was smoking a joint and smoking a cigarette at the same time
i was fucking stoned and the two cherries were tripping me out
just as im looking i swear i see one of the cherries fall and its burning a hole
in my expensive suede couch.i get pissed off like real mad
im like "what the fuck you stupid bitch"
"dont you see that your burning my shit"
everyone starts laughing and im getting more mad
"i paid a lot for those what the fuck is so funny"
then one homie shows me that there is no hole at all
the cherry never even got close to burning my couch
i felt bad but didnt say shit just packed some more bowls