Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?
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Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?
i wouldnt advise it, i used to have a strange but true story book and one of the stories a guy tried that and had his bits chopped off by the vacuum fan lol
Rasta you should definitley try IT. and report back to us...
You should also make a super thick... super thick frothy drink in a blender.. and the stick your dick in the blender and see if the swirling motion can get you to bust a NUT..
I will be waiting for your response..
thank you
love
no....damn go get some pussy lmao... =p
Are we suppose to believe that you READ that in a book? This is NOT a personal experience??Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
LOVE! :)
If you are desperate then get a hooker
Hilarious, but true words of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
Very Kool topic,it caught my eye and amused me...
I guess you could do worse,just make sure you don't have a Flowbee attached to the vac...
Lmao
This book you speak of, does it happen to the be darwin awards?
Remember doofy from scary movie? :cool:
ahahaha, hmmmm. Yeah, i think you need to get out more and stop spending so much time with ya vac.
and haha yea, doofy. "I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN IM CLEANING MY ROOM!"
only if its a dyson.
Woah. Yeah i remember Doofy lol!
Dude, please dont tell me your serious...
A vacuum? AHHHHHHH!
No way man, get a wet pussy and bust a nut in that, not in some pipe that sucks up dust...
I think I'd rather eat a cubic decimeter of resin and tar.
lol
lol i hope this is a joke
later
watecer happened to havin sex with women???
am i being old fashioned here or something....
your a very disturbed man,you shouldnt even be entertaining the thought of fuckin a vacume cleaner
i would advise you to try a pair of bagpipes
it would be like havin sex with an octopus,theres plenty of holes to blow on and put your dick in and its not as dangerous as a vacume
go on and play us a tune
well id assume that your dick is a little too small to worry about plugging the hose and the vac would start to build up pressure and eventually pop your dick like a water balloon full of ketchup.
yeah, i read that in the darwin awards too. its a great book;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MechAnimal
LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by weezy
I did a search and came up with this...
Haha imagine that!.....stuck in a hospital with a hovver attatched to your penis!!
Have a good one ;)
Being as a vacuum cleaner S U C K S , you may wanna plug it in back wards?Quote:
Originally Posted by rastabill89
Just make sure the ends are up ok?
Personally, it cleans my house very well when it sucks , but when it blows............ummm i dunno, ya feel me?
:pimp: :rasta:
nah i think id rather get my dick sucked by a hooverQuote:
Originally Posted by Hollandica
LOL!!! Oh this brought back horrid memories....not of myself you dirty buggers. I used to work at an amusement park and there was this kid that worked for me. He wasn't Fabio...but he wasn't Shabba Ranks either. Low self esteem was his biggest obstacle. Anywho, I took him out for a drink one day and he's telling me about different ways he masturbates. One of which included sticking his thing thing in a shampoo bottle!!!!!!!!!! I was like, 'What!?!?!?'. I'm no Ron Jeremy, but my stuff would not fit into the opening of a shampoo bottle.
But to the OP. It's not something I would want to try (besides, I'm married...poon-tang on call!). I'd be more concerned about dust and whatnot getting in my stuff. You need to go to the hood, stand on a corner with with 10 bucks in your hand, and someone (male or female, lol) will eventually come by and be able to fulfil your needs. You might even be able to talk them down to 5 dollars!!
Are you sick or something?
I think that's a great idea, you should stick your johnson in the hoover and go for it, i reckon you should aim to bust your nut before your entire dick gets torn off... Now THERE'S a target!
Pure.
go get a girl that kicks ass at givin BJs, and has nice tits, a tight pussy, and a huge ass(black sized prefred) just leave deb alone cause shes my perfect women acording to the list above.
lmao. Dick getting torn off by hoover. Great image in my mind now lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Pure
Lol rastabill is doofy!
AHAHAHAHA wow
...wow...
no.
Just get on with it and let us know how it was ;)
Don't do it.
It was a long time ago, but I did try it. Damn near ripped my dick off. Scared the shit out of me.
hahahahahahahaha plz tell me tour not serious lmFao!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by minnesota man
Quote:
Originally Posted by minnesota man
i hope a long time ago doesnt mean last week
You know when you put your hand up to the sucking end of the vacuum and how it sucks hard onto your palm. You can feel the tingly sensation as it sucks.
When youâ??re young and dumb sometimes you feel like doing weird things. You start to wonder about stuffâ??like what would it feel like to put my dick in the vacuum wand. Well thatâ??s what I did. It was a long time ago and a donâ??t remember all the specifics put I do believe I had an erection. I mean who would just put their flaccid penis into a vacuum wand. Thatâ??s stupid. So I just put it in there and bam-o. It sucked right up to the end of my dick creating that tingly sensation but this was much worse. It was like I didnâ??t know if it ripped my dick off. I had to pull the wand off and yeah my dick was fine. Whew. It hurt but I was alright. Anyway, thatâ??s my story. I bet someone that has posted on this thread already has tried it. Donâ??t lie.
LOL, so what were to happen if someone did this and in their panic, couldn't turn the vaccum cleaner off? How exactely do you explain that one?
That's simple. Your hands are already on the wand so your first move would be to pull the thing off. If that option feels iffy, turn the vacuum off. If someone or something is preventing that alternative, pull the plug but by that time you might be too late. Riiiiip.:D
im going to start pimping out my vaccum now
I heard a story about some guy who did this. Apparently his dick swelled up, and he couldn't get the tube off. So he had to go into the hospital and have the tube cut off.
But if you really want to try it, well by all means go right ahead!