Me (piccies)

OK, I HATE chatting up girls that I dont know because Im very concerned with my image. It takes me longer than a woman to get ready for a night out. Shit, shower, shave... and thats including the chest. And a trim down below. And brushing, flossing and using mouthwash. And aftershave. And playing with my hair. And getting dressed. And trimming my nails.

So, considering Ive been up all night and look like shit compared to what I usually look like, how would you rate me? I dont mind if you say like 1 or 2 out of 10, I know I cant be everyones cup of tea.
I cant believe I just said that :o
Blokes, feel free to chime in aswell. I know it might seem a bit poofy, but I know that us blokes can be mature when we want to be :)

bill gates?

You look like you.

Shouldn't be afraid of your image, bro. It's what defines you as an individual.




At least Bill Gates got money.

Fuck off Bill Gates! Lol, I dont look that much of a geek do I?
Im more bothered about my looks than my body. Im 5ft 8 and keep going between 13 and 14 stone, but I quite like being a little fat.

What age are you Swizzy?

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

OK, I HATE chatting up girls that I dont know because Im very concerned with my image. It takes me longer than a woman to get ready for a night out. Shit, shower, shave... and thats including the chest. And a trim down below. And brushing, flossing and using mouthwash. And aftershave. And playing with my hair. And getting dressed. And trimming my nails.

So, considering Ive been up all night and look like shit compared to what I usually look like, how would you rate me? I dont mind if you say like 1 or 2 out of 10, I know I cant be everyones cup of tea.
I cant believe I just said that :o
Blokes, feel free to chime in aswell. I know it might seem a bit poofy, but I know that us blokes can be mature when we want to be :)

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4/10

Why, how old do I look? Im 19 this summer.
Here are a couple of me stoned and dancing. If you could even call it that.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Why, how old do I look? Im 19 this summer.

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Right, Swizzy I'm going to have to be honest with you here. When I saw you photo the 1st thing I thought is that you look really old, like in your thirties or something then I had a second look and realised you were probably a bit younger, like 28 or 29, so I'm shocked to find out you're only 18.

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

Right, Swizzy I'm going to have to be honest with you here. When I saw you photo the 1st thing I thought is that you look really old, like in your thirties or something then I had a second look and realised you were probably a bit younger, like 28 or 29, so I'm shocked to find out you're only 18.

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Well fuck me sideways on a bike.

Ooh, that means I can bonk my girls mum after Ive finished with her. Hell, make it a threesome if you think I look that old!

And Sensi, that deserves to be in my sig :)
I dont know why that comment has made me happy. Probably because Im such a chilled out stoner. World War 3 could start and Id just sit there and finish my spliff.
Then run around going crazy!

It made you happy?!! Wouldnt you prefer to look young ya nutter? :p
Dont put it in your sig lol makes me look nasty but I was just being honest, cant believe you're only 18!! I guess i wanted to look older back then.

I mean, the other day some charity worker came to my flat and asked if my mum or dad was in!! I was like 'eh, this is MY flat!'
And I got IDd for ciggarettes which was pretty embarrassing considering I'm 5 years over the legal age (16)

I have to agree with sensi, you look nothin like 18 lol. Mybe a longer hair cut? i think you'd look good with longer hair :D lol

Get contact lenses like me, that'll definitely make you look younger.
Pure.

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Originally Posted by Pure

Get contact lenses like me, that'll definitely make you look younger.
Pure.

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lol, i did'nt know you wore contacts pure? I wear contacts when i can be bothered lol :D

swizzy you Look like a dude.now that vidio clip that dude looks
like a lady

Get contact lenses they would help.

No way I look like a twat without my glasses!
Bugger. I could always go for the older woman though, and be their toyboy.

lol

You go do that man :thumbsup: get yourself a nice M.I.L.F

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Well fuck me sideways on a bike.

Ooh, that means I can bonk my girls mum after Ive finished with her. Hell, make it a threesome if you think I look that old!

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your gettin a bit carried away with yourself now mate
your lettin the flattery go to your head

id give you a 4 or 5,but im a bloke and wouldnt think any part of you is attractive
id give myself a 5 aswell

take that horrible 3 lions top off and burn it.............

:thumbsup:

I can be like James Bond. Who smokes a lot of Herb. I shall call myself...
James Bong.

Lol yeah I know about the football shirt, but I wasnt doing anything so I put it on. All my other stuff is classed as my mum by 'too classy' to wear in the house.

My mom never told me shit in regards as to what to wear. I'd go walking out the house in a fedora, a polyester shirt covered in flowers, shorts, and sandals.

I'd get comments. LMAO

I was going for the comfort.

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Originally Posted by Kush Over

My mom never told me shit in regards as to what to wear. I'd go walking out the house in a fedora, a polyester shirt covered in flowers, shorts, and sandals.

I'd get comments. LMAO

I was going for the comfort.

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My mate Ben does that. Its great. Once he looked so awful when he went out, that when he laid down on the floor in town to take a nap (he does this often) someone chucked 50p in his empty cup of tea.

Hey, man. That shit's comfortable.

Ben must not give a fuck what people think. Kind of like me.

It's all about comfort, not projecting an image covered with name brands.

Got enough Gucci wearing motherfuckers in the world as is. No offense to anyone who may think they apply to that.

get contacts :)

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

No way I look like a twat without my glasses!
Bugger. I could always go for the older woman though, and be their toyboy.

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I did the older woman thing a few times, its not bad but damn, they can wear you out :D one girl I met up with wanted more after 6 hours, dunno bout the rest of you but when your sober like that, you get tired so fast :p go with longer hair dude, long enough to at least gel I'd say.

Plant photo captions:
1-French Kiss X Hash Plant
2-Cunnilingus X Kush
3-I'm dreaming of Pam Anderson's Skunk X Hash Plant
4-Jeffery Dahmer X Bill Gates (j/k)

Toke Photos-you don't look like a "smoker"
EYES???
An "outdoorsy" backdrop might be better for you (with trees, walking your dog along the beach, BBQ holding a beer in one hand, flipping burgers with the other, or whatever)

And you don't look like your suffering the ill effects of old age (>30 yrs.) HEAVEN FORBID............

YER NORML.

LOL, you look a bit like the guy on LIP's old avitar. (no offense)

Lol man, tbh i dont see the resemablance, but ok ;)

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Originally Posted by Vinny87

LOL, you look a bit like the guy on LIP's old avitar. (no offense)

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I think Im gonna go slit my wrists lol.

And no-one sees me either as a smoker or a toker. Theyll guess soon though, because once all my clothes get stained Im gonna tie dye them all swirly (pink, red, blue and green).

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Originally Posted by wholapola

Plant photo captions:
1-French Kiss X Hash Plant
2-Cunnilingus X Kush
3-I'm dreaming of Pam Anderson's Skunk X Hash Plant
4-Jeffery Dahmer X Bill Gates (j/k)

Toke Photos-you don't look like a "smoker"
EYES???
An "outdoorsy" backdrop might be better for you (with trees, walking your dog along the beach, BBQ holding a beer in one hand, flipping burgers with the other, or whatever)

And you don't look like your suffering the ill effects of old age (>30 yrs.) HEAVEN FORBID............

YER NORML.

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Lol, just looked up who the hell that dude is. A bloody serial killer. Although I do kinda look like a cross between the two. Jill Dates, anyone?
I love the outdoors, even if its pissing it down. Doing a BBQ for my b-day, cant wait til Im standing there toking a spliff and cooking cannaburgers. And cheers for saying I dont look 30.
Sensi, do you go for the older guy by any chance? :p

:) ;)

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Sensi, do you go for the older guy by any chance? :p

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Age doesn't mean anything.
You can get intelligent, mature 16 year olds and you can get idiotic, ignorant 40 year olds.
Tis just a number

I like your avatar sensi, very nice:).

i would give you a 5.

you dont look bad by any means!!

u seem pretty well stuck on urself...get contacts, they mite help...ur plants still look good tho

and yeah when I first saw you I thought you were about 30 aswell....maybe it's just the photo's though.....but still even looking at you now you could probably get away with 25

i'll be honest (i am a male)

i'll give you 2 out of 10, sorry i dont like blondes, i'm from a mediterreanean country

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

I like your avatar sensi, very nice

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i dont like it sry

i dont think my bad day helps me being nice, bad weekend actually

Im blonde? And Toffee, that link in yer sig, are those your photos? Because theyre damn good!