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have you ever been walking in the street
and not been paying attention and walked face first
into something.
in 7th grade i was chasing some kids and i didnt see
the pull up bars.there was 3 different levels
the lower level bar hit me right in the forehead as i was running full speed
when i woke up i was surrounded by panties
i was laying on the floor and i was looking up the girls shorts
i smiled and passed out again
Haha, yeah I did it once back when I was in high school. We had an open campus and would leave for lunch. Me and some friends ran across the street to smoke a bowl and then walked down the street to the grocery store. I was walking along, talking to the guy on my left, and the next thing I knew I was on the ground, surrounded by a bunch of people laughing, at me and my ears were ringing. I had walked right into a street sign. LOL
LOL!!! I did it in high school looking back and talking to friends, and then another time in middle school when on the soccer field. :error: They were metal poles too.
one time i was all fucked on dex, and walking across a street...i heard brakes, and was on the ground....i was so confused...
i have a couple times lol, just talkin to ppl then all of a sudden just when i turn my head to look forward....BAM!! that was fuckin sore lol
i hit a parked car with my bike... twice.... :mad:
lol yeah i was facing someone tld them they was a cunt turnred around and walked into a big concrete pillar type thing ......i like was standing in a daze then simply fell over backwards. its was like totaly BANG....WHAO THE WORLD IS SPINNNING lol
I've never walked into a pole, but I did ride my bike into a parked car once. It was raining, my head was down, I didn't see it. :)
i ran into a car as well! i was flying down ventura blvd when a parked car on my right opened her door. i flew over the top of the door and kinda landed on the hood then fell to the concrete, it all happened so fast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
never walked into a pole but a friend of mine and i were walking and she turned to say hey to a friend and she turned around right into the pole. BAM! i had to stiffle my laughs becuz i didnt want her to be embarrassed infront of the whole school, so i pulled her close and kept walking so any bystanders wouldnt really notice. lol
i also saw my brother hit himself in the head with the back of a contractor's hammer. we were taking down a fence, and me, my friend from next door, as well as my bro and his friend from next door were taking down our fence with hammers and i jus look over and he was concentrating on hitting the board square in the middle and wham, right in the forehead. i looked away real quick so he didnt know i saw him. lol
Me and a couple friends decided to TP a teachers house, when in the middle of the act he turned his porch lights on; I ran like wind and totaly got clothes lined by a clothes line, lol!
It knocked me on my back in a half seconed HARD, and left a huge whelp across my chest. I could barley breath, and just layed there. My friends ditched me, and I ended up having to clean all the toilet paper out of the trees.
Good times!
in 2nd grade i ran full speed into a big ass metal pole that held up the basketball goal on the blacktop. about 15 minutes later everything started to get white in splotches until my entire vision was white and i was draging myself against the hallway wall and the teacher helped grabbed me before i fell.
Not necessarily me, but my bulldog was running full-speed once and he couldnt stop and took a nice tree trunk right to the dome. He's got a permanent scar now, makes him look even tougher (bulldogs are pussies)
No, I never walked into something on my own but some people helped the shit to happen. In our school when you first get to upstairs or downstairs usually you'd take the stairs because the elevators are reserved for staff and shit lol. Anyways to get into the floor to get to your class you have to go through these doors and usually I get hit with the door from the other side.
I got knocked down by a parking meter that came out of nowhere. Hurt bad.
I was in fucking Boy Scouts doing some lame ass chocolate bar drive about 7 years ago and some hot woman was walking down the street, I turned to look and walked right into a fucking pole. Weak sauce.