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:rasta: :smokin: :) :D :thumbsup: :dance: My kitty gets so wet after smoking up! weed is like XTC for me.. adn alcohol itsa ll aphrodesiacs... mm id love sto sucka fat cockrright now :-D .... yeah im pretty trashed right now haha its Cinco De Mayo PLL CMON NOW! HAHAHAHA!!!! its 1am here:cool:
anyone else get uncontrollably wildly horny wihen they toke?... Ima female to haha...
Not really. I don't get mildly retarded either.
Only sometimes.. I think of my gf and my love for her grows stronger..
Weed sometimes helps me love my gf more and take her for granted less and less.
Though she hates it like hell when I smoke.. but it helps me stay closer to her..
I remember when I used to look at pics of her while high and tears would just flow. Twas emotional.
She loves my cock so much................ sniff..
yeah it gets me going.same for my g/f.
Yeah... I always get horny when I smoke.
Good stuff. :D
I definetly do!!:dance: Man you look so hot in the pic's on your page!! You should put some more pic's up:)
Meh, depending on my mood and what the setting is, but fuck yes I can be the horniest fucking thing on weed.
Peace
Are you serious?Quote:
Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
Weed gives me a hard-on that a cat couldn't scratch!
You must be like 14 , if that! In fact my 14 yr old is more mature!!Quote:
Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
LOSER!!
MANIAC!!!!
LOL!!
Our paid hoar posing as a minor finds hard cock on internet at cannabis.com. Tonight on DATEline.
Stoners show up by the thousands bringing condoms.
i love you smokin palmtrees420Quote:
Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
lmao, well someones lost it lol!
I get damn horny, but i dont normally post it up on he boards...
How old are you?
Hey i need to hang with her when she smokes!HEY im horny to come meet me im sure well have a blast.Ill blast off right in you!
yeah .... i get really horney too ... it's like the only time ....
'nuff said
brewdy
Most people can get horny off the shit. Arousal is one of the effects of smoking weed, you just need some sort of stimulation to get shit rolling.
i get really horny, especially when this girl i know starts talking about how she wants to get eaten out by all these other guys she knows then i gotta go rub one out, girls dont tease guys when theyre high its not nice.
Actually, know what I discovered? An orgasm when you're really high almost feels like you took another drug.
I was really stoned that I almost couldn't jerk off in the shower but when I finally did, the orgasm was really weird but really good. Strangely enough, right after it was over, I started getting this super relaxed semi-drunk feeling. It was so intensified that it felt like I took a crazy pill! I almost fell down cause I was so relaxed I didn't wanna stand. Best feeling ever.
Try it. (and the higher you are, the better. but its also harder, lol)
Lol. When I try jacking off while high, I usually lose concentration and just sit there motionless for certain durations staring into space with my hand on my dick like a delusional idiot. :p
I was hoping that a guy would'nt be getting their pussy wet. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
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Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
My kitty gets wet after smoking up, but only because she goes out in the rain.
Anyway, Im horny all the damn time. When I wake up, eating breakfast, having a dump, having a shower, eating dinner, watching Countdown (BEST show on Earth), watching Eastenders, trying to fall asleep, while Im asleep...
All my ladyfriends have said that theyve never met anyone as horny as me. Im one of those guys that after spunking in a girl, Ill want to carry on straight away and do it again. And again. And again... until I get hungry, at which point Ill eat. Then, most likely, want to do it again. I was like this while I was a virgin aswell, as far as I know I was the only virgin sex-addict in existance.
So yes, I get even hornier when Im stoned. It could be bloody World War 3 and Id still want a shag.
Glad to know Im not the only one who does that lol. Ive been stoned on indica once, started jerking off, fell asleep then woke up a few hours later with my hand on my cock. STILL hard. Still managed to finish myself off though.Quote:
Originally Posted by gjpop2000
Hahahaha, that unfortunatly, happened to me too. Didn't bother finishing off just sort of felt like I was the butt of some prank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
Isn't it just great? XD But damn swizzy, you're one serious horndog. :p
The only time I can get really horny while smoking is with a good body high. Once you have been toking awhile the sensation of always being horny while or after toking up leaves you.
Happy Toking :rasta:
I couldn't have said it better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny87
Ladies and gentlemen, the reason for widespread STDs and six BILLION people. Let's all clap for this wonderful accomplishment.[/sarcasm]
I thought the Africans were to blame?Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
My God that was a bad joke.
Just what I was thinking. Trying to get the guys stirred up, looks like it worked lolQuote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
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Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
:stoned: seriously I dont care and now i was fucking baked off my ass adn bored what else do you expect from a college student? you dont know me, so stfu with your ignorant remarks and how about you get an education? I held 3 jobs while helping support my MOTHER and my brother and i took care of my mother because she is very disabled she cant even sit up in bed.. and i was a varsity cheerleader.. this was last year too senior year. I work hard for everything I have gotten. nothing has ever been easy for me ( ive had the stress since 10 that a 40 yr old has) so go fuck yourself :thumbsup: :dance: ;) :D
me encanta tu tambien Rastamond lol.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by rastamond
:thumbsup: :rasta: :dance:
For the rest of the culos:
Just cuz I have an abnormally high sex drive dont make me a "hoar" hahaha! It only makes me a freak in bed and one hell of a talented lover :thumbsup: ... And dont hate the player, hate the game all you jealous bitches because you are the type of girl guys leave for chicks like me :thumbsup: Im not the snobby conceited type of chick but I have no problem boasting testamonials that spiked my confidence :smokin: ( i want to kick all those whores with delusions of superiority because no one is better than anyone else... only better at certain things) And I happen to have a 4.0 in sex ed ;) as the teacher :thumbsup:
its a bullitin board :) whats it matter how open i am? :D
Yes that so true i smoked a oz and a quarter in 2 weeks now i smoke a bowl i dont really notice being high i dont get mu8ncies or anything.. i think ist break time lolespecially sicne i have court for disorderly conduct ont he 31st:( adn obviously my type of cancer stick is against bail conditions .. Do you ever get that feeling (and hate it) like your body feels achy adn weak adn it takes a huge effort to just sit up or stand up and you get really irritable adn you get a massive "i smoekd too much" headache? I swear the only way to cure that is with more weed LOL! Weed cures everything. :dance: Ive had teh worst luck this year with one dramatic serious life change after another ( cousin wrecked my car, i totaled my moms only mode of transportation, horrible break up w/ fiance, i got laid off all within teh last 2 weeks. must eb teh 3 black cats we have adn love me to death literally. ahaha.. Im not supersticious,, but i kinda wonder if i should be... anywho, iw as baked off my ass teh whole time adn i didnt feel anything :) comfortably numbQuote:
Originally Posted by kush07
All the weed in the world wouldnt make me touch you with a stick, darling. Sorry. www.hookedonphonics.com <3
Somebody call the waambulence.Quote:
Originally Posted by smoking palmtrees420
I want to point out a couple of issues you're having here:
One - You posted a triple post, that means three in a row. Instead of being so impulsive, if you have more to say, use the edit button. If that doesn't work, (sometimes it will limit your use of it for whatever reason) a double post wouldn't hurt, but a triple post is overkill.
Two - It isn't wise to tell somebody to get an education when it's obvious that you're the one in dire need for schooling. College my ass, I'm 14 and my grammatical skills far surpass yours. (I by no means intend to brag, I'm just making a point) Sure, you used some "neet" words, but the run on sentences and lack of grammar make your posts difficult to understand. Not to mention, although you spelled the majority of large words correctly, pathetically enough, you spelled simple, three letter words wrong, such as "teh" or "adn". Conclusion: don't be a hypocrite.
Three - Before you go saying I'm bragging about being smart, I'm not, I was just showing you the level that you're on. Again, I'm fourteen, you're in college. Your absence of knowledge is outdone by a young teenager, and that's sad. To help out, here's some advice: Paying more attention in english may benefit in fluent communication, therefore making your posts more comprehensible and easily read. Take time to study when you can, it helps. The only thing you're really doing right now is disgracing us potheads and stoners.
Four - Take a look at yourself for a minute. You're bragging about all the sex you get, that you make guys dump their women and go after you, then state that you aren't a whore. Not to mention, this is the internet, nobody cares about your sex life. If they do, then they have obvious personal complications as well. And I'm not hating any player; none of this makes you a player, instead, you're nothing but a loser in the game.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. HA! I love this thread!
I don't think she was intending to use her best grammatical skills in her posts. In your post you mispelled the word neat and I can count several mistakes with your comma usage. But enough with the English lesson, let's all smoke weed and chill out reguarding our stoner grammar errors.Quote:
Originally Posted by gjpop2000
14 or fourteen pick one, haha. and she's a loser in the game? your'e not even in "the game", you probably havent even got hair growing on your balls yet. you're also most likely a virgin. quit trying to sound so cool, you're 14 and you can type and spell correctly, so what , no one gives a fuck...Quote:
Originally Posted by gjpop2000
word soldier1944
CJH, I know it's spelled neat, I was being sarcastic. That's why I put apostrophes around "neet." And maybe you're right, some of my comma usage isn't perfect either, I'll happily admit to that. She wasn't much better nevertheless. As much as I want to chill, I've got to make things a bit clear for this cock monkey.
Soldier, Let me make everything crystal to your stupid ass. I'm not trying to sound cool for one, I was just making a point. Did I not say that?
Second, do me a favor and hop off of my nuts. I've never met you in my life, so don't think you know jack shit about my balls. Yeah I'm fourteen, whoopdee-fucking-doo. Get with it, youth is a lot stronger than you can imagine. You can happily kiss my dick.
Damn, this is getting out of hand. I know I'm contributing to it, but at least I'm aware of it. I just don't give a fuck.