most enjoyable cannabis related memories

just post your best experiences being high
and mods please dont move it
cause i want replies
post up to three
mine are

i had just bought a fat fucking dime sack
and my mom was having a party downstairs
so i locked my door
and blazed 3 bowls at my window
i went downstairs
and mingled with her friends
completely stoned
i ate all the brownies

went over my friends house
instead of the St. Patties day parade
we blazed in his room with a whole diverse group of people
the spiritual trippy hippy
the mexican
the black kids
the skaters
the terminally ill kid
the straight fucking stoner
and me
did two blunts and some bongloads
and played halo
and practiced smoke rings and shit

and my last one was a few weeks ago...
it was three days in a row where i blazed constantly
over my friend alexs house
we did two bowls of some dank shit
then went in his house and fuckin played halo
and watched mitch hedberg
and ate SOOOO much
then next day... i smoked some more of that nice herb
rode around high through my old neighborhood
and finally next day
my last toke
while i was free
we rolled a rillo up
went in a nice chill spot in the forest
and blazed the blunt and a black and mild
i fuckin thought i was a ninja
it was so great
i was whippin shit with this vine
and climbin shit
then we went in the kids car
and went to a gravel lot
and chased birds and burned out and shit
blastin bone thugs

happy postin

Too many times to remember... heres a few that will stick with me though.

One time I was with my mates Nic and Raine. I bought an eighth and decided to smoke us all up at the park (opposite a primary school, was about 10pm though in the summer on a school holiday). So we roll a blunt, and just as spark up a fuckin cop appears at the gate about 15 metres away from us. He was just standing there watching us smoke, so we finish the blunt and walk off. As we walk past him he says 'alright lads' to which we reply 'alright thanks!'. He walked off in the opposite direction, and this was when Herb was still a class B over here. And no, it wasnt shitty soapbar.

The other time was at my mates house Ben. He fell asleep, and I was wide awake so I watched FRIENDS stoned for 7 hours straight.

Ahh there ARE too many to remember... more of who I smoked with than anything. I've lost contact with many cool souls along the way.

when i was a teen
some real estate agents
came to my block to see
a house.
i started sweet talking the woman
her male partner was annoyed but
i was persistent.i made her laugh
she ended up coming back to see me
i made her blaze and made her drink
she said no at first but she drank up
i ended up sleeping with her
she was professional had a nice car
i was a hoodlum with good weed
after she stopped being sweaty and sobered up
she felt bad and left
said that it was wrong she's married
then she came back a week later and took me out for ?

friendowl... your my hero hahah

My best memories are smokin up with my friends and exploring the many forested areas around here... simple I know but oh so perfect

Being in spain with my mate....stting by the beach smoking the best weed I have ever smoked....

and a little tree, with a bird sitting on the end of a branch, and a cat paused about halfway up the little tree.....it was sooo picturesque I will nevere forget it..

but yeah when I was in spain for 3 months was the best time I have ever been stoned

hehe, soooooo many....

The absolute best so far was probably being high and drunk as FUCK during a meeting for work in Atlantic City. After the 'meet and greet' on the first day, I blew my expense budget on upgrading my room and gambling money. Lost it all...didn't care. Ran into my Director in the elevator at the end of the evening. He was drunk as hell so I didn't care. Funny thing was...he was going back to his room to get some action...but it wasn't his wife he brought on the trip.

one time, i was real stoned...and i went into the store to get some doritos...

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Originally Posted by friendowl

when i was a teen
some real estate agents
came to my block to see
a house.
i started sweet talking the woman
her male partner was annoyed but
i was persistent.i made her laugh
she ended up coming back to see me
i made her blaze and made her drink
she said no at first but she drank up
i ended up sleeping with her
she was professional had a nice car
i was a hoodlum with good weed
after she stopped being sweaty and sobered up
she felt bad and left
said that it was wrong she's married
then she came back a week later and took me out for ?

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damn, teach me to do that.

Nothing really sticks out in my mind, but being high at disneyland was really fucking fun.

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Originally Posted by Az.

Being in spain with my mate....stting by the beach smoking the best weed I have ever smoked....

and a little tree, with a bird sitting on the end of a branch, and a cat paused about halfway up the little tree.....it was sooo picturesque I will nevere forget it..

but yeah when I was in spain for 3 months was the best time I have ever been stoned

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where in spain were you. im going to marbella this summer, how easy is it to get stuff there ive heard good things

laughter is a real panty dropper
mix in some dank and drank
it be hard not to fuck

You all are faggitssss faggits faggits faggitss...

Druggies are gayyyy you should all die you faggitss go to helll hahaha bannn me you stupid faggits hahahaha... Dumbasses.....

You all should be shot for being stupidddddddd.......

Rot in hell the only people who like you are other druggies who have stds you loserss..

^^^^ hahaha gotta love the haters ^^^^

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Originally Posted by notsocoolnow

where in spain were you. im going to marbella this summer, how easy is it to get stuff there ive heard good things

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Around the south coast, Costa del Sol.....near Marbella....
Yeah it was good.... good weed....had a contact before we even got there so it was aaaalllllll good.

It was pretty easy to get weed....just use your common sense and don't go walking through the cities and street (esp in marbella) at night on your own lol....and youll be all good.

:D

i have yet to smoke


and remember

Me and a friend were at this party and didn't have too much bud to share so the two of us went out to the car to get high. We were parked across the street from the house the party was at. It was some pretty good weed and we got really, really stoned not paying attention to anything else.

Earlier some guys we didn't know tried to crash the party and when they were told they couldn't come in they left to go get their friends. All this happened while the two of us were sitting in the car smoking our bowl. Finally one of us looks out the window and we see like 20+ people brawling on the front lawn. Then the cops came, broke everything up, etc.

The entire time the two of us were so high we just sat and watched like it was a movie or something. We never thought about getting out of the car. Not because we didn't want to get involved, we were just so high we never even considered it.

When i think about good times smoking weed two storys come to mind but i will just give you the condensed versions:

1) When i was really new to smoking (probably my 3rd time ever) i was with my friend and it was his first time smoking. we were very paranoid so we waited untill my parents were sound alseep and we down in the woods and smoked a couple of bowls. I was really fucking high, and so was my friend. So we decided to make a campfire in the woods and cook over it hah! he started the fire while i went up to the house and got food. I made two hamburger patties, brought two packs of hot dogs, hot dog buns, mustard, and pork and beans, and we fucking cooked it all over the fire. we stayed down there for like 3 hours smoking and eating and we finally got the motivation get up. we started walking back towards my house. (I live out and the country and my neighbors had pigs) so we decided to go let their pigs out first. so we went over to their house and let the pigs out of their pen and they were running around the neighborhood like fucking madmen and were were dying!

2) I was at my friends house the other day and we smoked a half ounce and i was listening to the Donnie Darko soundtrack and i thought i was going insane at first but then i started thinking and i was watching myself smoke a bowl in the mirror while listening to the music and i thought that i was make art by smoking a bowl and listening to that at the same time, and i was thinking about how well the smoked moved around with the song. by the way if you ever get a chance to listen to that CD do it, ITS AWESOME!.............the first story was funnier but the second one i was out of my mind and it was fucking awesome.... it was the highest ive been in a LONG time.

for a week me and my buddie could only get mexican brick. this shit was bunk it was like we got 2 ounces of seeds that had some pot in it..... ANYHOO.... we smoked this crapp all week. then i get ahold of my hydro dealer who says he has some killer bud for me. it was orange and smelled like hay.... infact we thought he fucked us over with hay! so we smoked a HUGE dutchie and i was so high i couldn't stand up anymore. i sat on the coutch and had open eye visuals for about 10 minutes, i come to and my freind is laughing histaricly at his dog cause he put a mini sombrarow(sp) on his head. so we take the dog for a walk and smoked more of the blunt.

Another day with the same freind where we had no weed, i went to the store to get soda, and i find a bag of pot just chillen on the sidewalk. i picked it up and walked back to my freind's house we smoked the whole bag. i think that was the day we made a grav bong... but that was so many many times.... it's hard to remember.:thumbsup:
man i miss that dog.... ottis you rock...... RIP.:cool:

Uhh, memories? What are those?