after a night of bars/alcohol and weed...

i sent this email to my wife.... (she was gone atm...) i thought all of you might get a laugh off it...

TITLE: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomgggggggggggggg i feeeeeeeeeeeel gooood...and

and i keep forgetting what i'm getting for dinner oh yea luby's oh fuck! luby's is closed ~wonders what you're gonna bring me if instaedsf they have nothingh. i'm so huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry i need ffffffffjffffffffffffffffffooooooooooooooooooooooo odddddd and i'm really fuciekd up and i forgot wh i was even rightygnnnn you for OMG! wow!yea!! i'm hungry =/and luby's closed
~sigh~sigh~ zzzZZZ zxZXXzZzzZzzZZZZzZzZxxcZXzxzzj l /*+-

she must feel so lucky...

lmao

last night after drinking i was hungrier than a muthafucka
all i ate was two tylenol pm's and a handful of fruit loops
then i passed out on my porch on the recliner.i still havnt grubbed

all i ate yesterday was a pack of mentos. damn mentos are good when you got the munchies really bad.

and slip......................no.........bad slip........*hits slip on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

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Originally Posted by friendowl

last night after drinking i was hungrier than a muthafucka
all i ate was two tylenol pm's and a handful of fruit loops
then i passed out on my porch on the recliner.i still havnt grubbed

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I read your post earlier in the week about your friend passing. Sorry to hear about that. Seriously, it sounds like you're going through depression. You gotta eat and keep your strength up!!

lmao i don't think i've ever been quite that fucked up, it's not the ammount i did, it's the time in which i did that ammount... all that within less than an hour (3 bars, a 40 of KC, and a bowl out of my gas mask, and a bowl outta the big dippper) i slept like a mother fucking rock too... wee i feel good. then last night, i got the shit scared out of me (my grandma thought some kind of case worker was here, which could be for numerous things, our kid, foodstamps blah blah) so i just throw everything in my box along with a whole nother bowl of weed... well i woke up today and remembered there's weed all over the bottom of my box.... :eek: after about 5 mins i have a full bowl of green sitting in front of me... just green, no half burnt shit, no carpet fibers, just weed :D

edit: fuckin stupid servers posted it twice, well it told me it didn't post it the first time, then i gave it a min and tried to resend.. blah...

Serevers are too busy at the moment. Please try again later. FUCK YOU! ... could atleast put some funny comment... like "goddamn all you pot smokin fuckers, chill, finish your bowl and try again."

umm im handling a hamburger special
with a cherry coke
i feel my energy returning
food is good

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I read your post earlier in the week

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that was yesterday...

i don't see how people can type like that when they are drunk.

i type like this after 11 beers. just slower.

i wasn't just drunk... i was barred out... and trust me it's not the usual kid-type shit people post on here (i did't even remember writing it) i was just emailing my wife, as we always do, and i was so fucked up i couldn't even hold my head up it kept 'falling down' and i'd jerk it back up (that sounds so wrong), and my fingers weren't working right, everytime i'd go back and try to fix the word, it'd just come out worse... (that's all i remember, but i didn't even remember that until my wife made me read what i wrote)
ex: instaedsf only became 'insteadsf' after i went back and tried to correct 'inseteads'.

lets just leave it at that, i was really messed up last night lmao, ahh but it was fun..

whats xanax feel like
right across the border they sell em
they sound good

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i wasn't just drunk... i was barred out... and trust me it's not the usual kid-type shit people post on here (i did't even remember writing it) i was just emailing my wife, as we always do, and i was so fucked up i couldn't even hold my head up it kept 'falling down' and i'd jerk it back up (that sounds so wrong), and my fingers weren't working right, everytime i'd go back and try to fix the word, it'd just come out worse... (that's all i remember, but i didn't even remember that until my wife made me read what i wrote)
ex: instaedsf only became 'insteadsf' after i went back and tried to correct 'inseteads'.

lets just leave it at that, i was really messed up last night lmao, ahh but it was fun..

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insteads insnt a word

and neithers is insnt lol

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Originally Posted by friendowl

whats xanax feel like
right across the border they sell em
they sound good

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speaking of across the border drugs
theyre all fake

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Originally Posted by friendowl

whats xanax feel like
right across the border they sell em
they sound good

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in your current state, i highly suggest them... it's like being drunk, kind of, but everything feels good, you feel relaxed, you don't get spins, you don't have hang overs, everything is 'numb' (like not literally numb, emotionally/mentally numb?) the ones we get around here are the generics, still the same thing, starts with an a... anyways, on one side it'll have alot of numbers on it and a g, or two gg's then the numbers, and a yellow bar will have 3 g's on them... they're white/yellow rectangles and it will have 3 lines going across it, so you can split one bar into 4 parts.... be careful, there's a pill out there, buspar that looks very similar to bars, and it is, but it's really weak, basicly bullshit, but buspar bars will only break into 3 peices (2 lines on the bar) usually they cost 3$ each or 2.50$ for 2.... and you might want a bit of alcohol while on them, but no matter how hard of a drinker you are, DO NOT go heavily drinking w hile on them, it's just not safe... a king cobra 40 is as much as i will drink, 40 fl oz. of beer or a shot or two of liqour at most... you also won't remember much fromt he day before, the whole day just kind of goes blank, which brings me to an important point, after what just happened to you, please have so meone there, other then your daughter that can make sure you don't do something stupid while on them, people have done some really stupid shit while on them... i was in juvi once with this kid that had taken like 27 bars, and beat the living fuck out of his dad, woke up in a cell in juvi and had no idea why he was even there... i only found out why he was there a few days after he got there, cuz he finally found out what he did... people around here i've known to take 8+ but i wouldn't take that many... you only need 1-4 at most.