Funniest pot jokes ever

hey im starting this thread cuz i just read a great pot joke, thought i should share, feel free to share your's as well.

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a
little lizard walks past.
The little lizard looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few puffs.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

"Fuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!":thumbsup: :pimp:

There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.

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Originally Posted by LIP

There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.

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LMAO! :dance:

:) lol. i love it...
11:15 in the morn and im already smoking a nice joint :)

Arnt i meant to be at work lol? Oh well

im sat ere stoned as fuk,
its just my fukin luk,
lost my fukin bong,
its bin so fukin long,
since i tasted that lovly taste,
quick im in a fukin haste,
to get some more of that shit,
go get a fukin hit,
go get some of mi mate,
the one i realy hate,
he smokes all mi gud stuff,
i go off in a huff,
try get some more 2nite,
turn off mi bedroom light,
sit there in the dark,
its all a fukin lark,
so hears my last few words,
u no it really hurts,
not 2 b stoned,
sta there all alone,
FUK RYMIN ANYMORE AM OFF 2 GO SCORE!!!

HAHAHAHA they were awsome jokes!!!

smoking weed is fun to do
i bet one day youâ??ll do it too
a bong a blunt maybe even a joint
they all get you high, get my point
so with one single puff,as you take it all in
this is where the fun begins
i may be as high,as high as the sun
but who gives a fuck its not hurtting no one
some say its bad, like all other drugs
but youâ??ll say fuck it once you look at these buds
with these few last words i tell you my friend
light that blunt up and let the fun begin

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I donâ??t sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that heâ??ll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I donâ??t sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "Iâ??m not going to tell you again, I donâ??t sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell Iâ??m a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because thatâ??s a microwave

Seeya

SweetRed

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin looks to the other and says, "Wow, pretty hot in here". Other muffin looks at the one muffin and says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!!!"

Lol, thats a good one atomic

good joke lip i like it

:thumbsup: ty ;)