so i was packing a bowl when i realised i dont have a lighter that works? i want to get stoned what else can i use to light it? i can roll a j or put the weed another form if i need to to light it.
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so i was packing a bowl when i realised i dont have a lighter that works? i want to get stoned what else can i use to light it? i can roll a j or put the weed another form if i need to to light it.
why don't you walk down to the conveince store and buy a lighter... they're like a dollar... and how can any stoner not have a ligher around that works, i got about 7-8 lighters all within reaching distance of me right now...
Fire is a stoner's best friend.... so stock up, go to walmart and buy 2, 5-pack's of bic lighters. :thumbsup:
can't i had 2 but they both dont work plus the nearest convience store is 12 blocks away and theres a block party goin on and im still stoned from when my lighter did work so i cant go out
what are u scared
dude
just get a bunch of Q tips
and a stove
der
im high
my eyes are red as hell people are goining to see me i was just wondering what else i could use in my dorm except a stove cause its all the way at the other end of the dorm.
if i lit incense could i light a bowl with that?
no
no
dude
who cares if youre eys are read
just fuckin walk there
and spray yourself with somtin
like ddt
Trust me man noone cares. I've been to 7-11 with my boys at the middle of the night buying munchies and cigs, and in the process make small talk with the cop standing in line. They might know you're blazed but they're not going to search you on spot.
If you're still too paranoid about that, get a piece of paper and light it on the stove, and bring it to the bowl. Ideally, if you have something like a dowel stick, spray it with something flammable (hairspray, axe) and light it with the stove.
ok, here's what you do, find to sticks and start rubbing them together...
How are you planning on lighting incense? Do you have matches? Stoners have to know how to handle logistics stoned. get with the learning curve...
Some people on here are just flat out retarted.
on the stove then cary that then try to light that i cznt carry pot in the hall way but i could carry insence and why the fuck am i a retard because i can't go out not now puplic safty and cops are partolling for stoners. they do question you just cuase somethings different in another area dont call them a moron.
ahahhaahahhaha patrolling for stoners... omg you are retarted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pulse
IF OU DON HAVW NOHTIN ON U
THEN THEY CANT DO SHIT
YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCK
DAMN
Just use a match, shit! lol.
even tho this post is coded with non english language words... I understand you, and you are correct... unless he's a jew and its 1940 in germanyQuote:
Originally Posted by da haze meister
Dude, shut up. Me and Haze are high right now. Dont blow it with shit like this :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
Don't blow your high on cannabis.com... why don't you guys take all those guns that haze doesnt own and go kill yourselves.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
Why dont you take that stick and place it in your fuckin rectum?Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
Use your gas cooker, or if its electric, put sugar on it untill it starts a small fire, light your joint and let it go out.... always works for me
That was a statement buddy, meaning there should be a period, not a question mark.Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
Dude you win, now can I chill? :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
Quote:
BOOM PWNT QUESTION NOW!
I never said a word to you... You attacked me because your friends with haze, don't fight battles you can't, and apparently don't want to win.Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
i argeeQuote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
yeah hahah one night i was coming home from partying in the woods, and i was SO drunk and SO high and i went into a chevron to buy some cigs and a new lighter and of course dinner at 2 am which consisted of 5 bags of cheetos/chips some cookies a bunch of candy and soda pop.
i was talking to the clerk just making small talk about wee and a cop walks in, so i quickly change the subject to books and start talking about my bookstore downtown, the cops starts talking about how he's been in there and its one of the best bookstores in town and after like 3 mins of talking to the cop i take off, still so drunk i could hardly speak straight and so stoned that my eyes must have looked like those maraschino cherries.
funny things is when i drove off i pulled over the curb. that was one of the greatest late night moments.
Yes there should. He said "Why" That makes is a question, therefore needing a "?"Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
Of course you agree, your trapped in hell where they patrol the streets for people with red eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pulse
ROFL pwnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
OK 1. Yes it's pretty stupid that you live in a dorm at a COLLEGE where there are thousands of kids who smoke either weed or cigs where you could just ask someone to barrow a lighter, 2. If your school is so Nazi about trying to find stoners you obviously wouldn't be smoking in your dorm, if your so paranoid about walking down the street and getting caught then you're obviously not smoking outside. 3. Pablo don't try to act smarter then you are you dumb ass
Ok mother... I'm sorry. Should I go to my room, or do you want to wash my mouth with soap first?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAstronaut
nah, just kill yourself
wow you're original.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAstronaut
na its over now i just couldn't go then besides that has nothing to even do with why i asked the questionQuote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
im unoriginal? Tell me, where have you have heard those lines put together before? I'm pretty sure saying "Wow, you're original" is more over used,unoriginal and pretty much just stupid
astronaut
shut up dude
pablo is a g
awww he needs his girlfriend to stick up for him
Jeeeeezzzuussss.
Go walk to the store and buy a lighter, you lazy fuck. Nobody's gonna arrest you for having bloodshot eyes. Just make sure you have clothes on and aren't staggering or or running out into traffic. It's late, it's dark out and it's Saturday night, which means there are many more people out tonight doing things worse than some pothead retard going to the store to buy a lighter.
Worst case scenario, you might meet a girl. Oh, no!
How did you get into college if you're so stupid?
girlfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAstronaut
didnt you see that we were fighting in the other thread?
no fucker the point is that he has been here longer than you with like 25x as many posts
so shut up,
fuckin wanker
ahahahahaha "he has more posts" oh my god he has more posts? holy shit he must be a "g". So sorry guys I didn't mean to offend someone of such high status on a message board, i hope im forgivin i feel so stupid now.. I really am a wanker
who really cares if you live in a dorm and people know your high, i was at a party yesterday night and everyone saw me and 3 others i meat that night smoking 10 joints in a row, then on top of that some where doing E and still no one seemed to mind earthier. in fact just ask some one for a lighter and i am sure they well let you use it.