Pre-Employment Drug Test tomorrow... More Certo advice?

Here's the thing... Due to not having any weed, I have smoked sparingly the last couple of days (smoked a bowl of resin Monday). But for the most part, I'm probably the heaviest smoker on this site! For 4/20 I know me and my friends polished off a half ounce easy through the vaporizer, bong, and multiple blunts. Today, I learn that I have been offered a job that I applied for, but I must take a drug test tomorrow (the 27th)! Now I've read alot about Certo and dilution from this site, so I quickly went out and bought a two pack of Certo, a half gallon of lemon-lime Gatorade, and I already had some BC powders. I don't eat red meat so I can't use that, don't have creatine so I can't use that, and I don't have any vitamin B (I may have a multivitamin with B in it and a Vitamin C). So what should I do? Someone help me to the best of your abilities... I'll take both pouches of the Certo if need be! I have the luxury of taking the test whenever I want to tomorrow.

For the record, my drug test type is: () 35539N SAP 10-50/300 + ALC

Any responses at all will be greatly appreciated...

Check here . Seems to be more info on the subject.

Thanks for replying... I've been keeping up with your thread as well. It seems we are in the same boat.

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Originally Posted by IIG

Thanks for replying... I've been keeping up with your thread as well. It seems we are in the same boat.

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Yeah good luck man ... I had only hoped I found out about the true Dilution method earlier .. seems to have a good success rate.

But who knows, maybe I'll pass .. we'll just wait and see.

Plus everyones body is different so there are tons of factors that might work for some and fail for others ... only way is to try and pray. haha.

So how did it go? Did you pass??

Oh, Sorry. You probably don't know yet. Too soon.

I MOTHER FUCKING PASSED! Let me tell you, I did not know anything about my drug test until late the day before I had to take it. Like I said earlier, I had been smoking heavily, much more heavily than probably anyone on this site, right up until the day before the test. All I did test morning was drink about 64 oz of water, and 64 oz of Gatorade, with one pouch of Certo! I also took a Centrum multivitamin, one packet of Emergen-C vitamin B & C, and one B.C. powder packet. I put my midstream piss in the cup, turned it in, and passed. No red meat (I don't eat it) and no creatine. No exercise. Hell, no preparation. Long live dilution, and long live Certo (sorry N2)!

Did they call you and tell you that you passed, or did you have to contact them? Just curious about how that works once you take the test and sit around waiting and wondering.

I got an e-mail from the company saying that I was cleared for hire. I did not have to contact them at all.

what is bc powder and where can you get certo?

B.C. powder is just asprin pain reliever, which I have been told can possibly interfere with the drug test. I don't think taking any asprin is necessary, but if you have one around it's better safe than sorry. You can find Certo (or SureJell) at any grocery store, usually in the same vicinity as jello. It should not cost you any more than $3.50, and it'll probably be much cheaper than that.

thank you and congrats. I'm in a panic I have to take a test for the state for DCF I last smoked on Mon. just a roach before that it was thrus. and even then just 1/2 joint prior to that though I was a 3-4 daily smoker.
I spent 100 bucks on a 7 day cleansing system and I have been making myself sick drinking water my test is Weds so I have 5 days left I will try the certo if I can find it and I plan on drinking water tons of water right up until the test.

Any thoughts do you think I'll be ok?

If that's all you smoked, and with that much notice in advance, I think you'll be fine.

I was thinking, I have a test on Friday. I have an Oral Swab to take. Will certo work for that as well?

This thread is 4 years old.

And Certo is a myth. It does nothing to help pass a drug test. People wrongly credit the certo for their passing of drug tests when it actually was the copius amounts of fluids theyve drank with the certo, that was the real hero.

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All I did test morning was drink about 64 oz of water, and 64 oz of Gatorade, with one pouch of Certo!

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These guys passed by merely diluting their system. They wouldve passed anyway just on the fluid-loading alone and without the nasty certo to go with it.