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A haiku is a simple poem that consists of 5 words then 7, then 5. I believe they are the easiest to write.
I know there are alot of creative people on here, so give it a shot!
I'll go first.
I CAN'T FIND MY PAPERS
BUT I GOT LOTS OF FREAKIN WEED
NOW WHERE IS THAT BOWL
Over here, under the chair
Now pack that lonely-looking marijuana pipe.
Then sit here, I'll move.
i thought it was 5-7-5 syllables, not words...
not quite so easy now...
for those that do not
understand haiku's make-up
write shitty haikus
This has gone wrong, here.
The rules have not been followed .
Now, shut up and smoke.
My pipe is dirty.
I must go clean it out now.
So I can get high.
hahaha that was four words!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zephyrinne
im a bit braindead at the moment so dont think it would be worthy of a contribution.....sorry!
Just realised I could use that....
im a bit braindead at
the moment so dont think it would
be worthy of a contribution
lonely lil nipple
i am coming for you
please stand up for me
Sorry for being a complete dumbass...it is syllables and not words.
How stupid I am
Now I must go and toke up
Ignorance is bliss
What a long work day. At home my bong and weed awaits. Can't wait to get home.[align=left][/align]:stoned:
LOL. I'm imagining that being read at some upper class poetry reading. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by zephyrinne
Roses are red-ish.
Violets are yet bluer.
I still don't love you.
:edit: I just realized-- "violets" = 2 syllables or 3?
we are all slutty
for those with dicks crave pussy
and the lips crave rod
[edit: spin off of FO's creative sexual poem]
LOL- "and the lips crave rod"!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by xblackdogx
Ahem...
My dogs are fighting
Their growls are pissing me off
Ruining my high
Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
Az., it's the numbers of syllables in the line, not the number of words.. :)
You went WAY over on the last line... :p
syllables in lines
are five, seven, and then five
do not fuck it up.
:D i am way too stoned right now.
orange slice pink sunset
opposite realities
falling out of time
I wish I were high
out of weed untill friday
waiting really sucks
I place the lettuce
gracefully on twin slices
word to your mother
i peed in my pants
i forgot to wipe my ass
i am a failure
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
HAHHAHAHHA. Hi- five!!!
tonight lakers win.
kobe did that shit again.
now to smoke a rod.
:OD
I am with same fateQuote:
Originally Posted by MorbidImpishFae
Hunger makes the best pickle
Tomorrow, I'll fly
Oh wait I am wrong
Tomorrow is but Thursday
Another edit, Graph
Today is thursday
I have to work. I left my
Pants at your house. Shit.