Stupid Or Smart MAN, You Decide...

On the Way to Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."


:D :stoned:

Lol at first I didnt get it but that was pretty good.

Blind smart,,, cause he gonna need them when his azz starts bleeding...

Funny

Lol like it :thumbsup:

3 prisoners are sent down for 20 years , before they are locked into the latest automated prison where they will have no human contact for the next 20 years they are each given a last request for something they would like in their cell with them.
The first prisoner opts for 20 years worth of MAD magazine
The second one asks for 20 years of whisky
The third asks for 20 years worth of ganja.






After the 20 years are up the warden goes to release them , upon entering the first cell he is greeted by a hysterical prisoner who just can't stop laughing.
Upon opening the second cell the prisoner rolls out of the cell steaming drunk.



When he gets to the 3rd cell he can hear weeping from inside, he opens the door and is confronted by a very upset prisoner.

The Guard says what the fuck is wrong with you man you've been locked in with a mountain of weed and your crying like a baby, so what is your problem.



































The prisoner looks at the guy and says "have you got a fucking light!!!!

lol

I heard that joke before

still funny as hell tho

Good one!

fuck the tampons id bring a blow up doll or a cake with a hacksaw in it or at least a dude with a car

Id just huff the paint... j/p.

good one