Lmfao, dont ask, i wanted to see if anyone would actually say no because not everyone does!
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Lmfao, dont ask, i wanted to see if anyone would actually say no because not everyone does!
i was thinking, man i cant be the first person to admit they masturbate, but now i see im the 4th.
Of course i fucking do. Infact i think my dick's calling me now ;)
"spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me"
God damn it george shut up!!!! hehehe
no i never masturbated, thats sick
has anybody ever masterbated a wild animal???
i havent but youd have to be quick and carefull coz the animals not goin to know what ur up to and u dont want to get bitten or trampled
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Originally Posted by weezy
Mr. Campbell..
Do you just go around making threads all the time?! wtf..:p hehe:rolleyes:
And yes.. Yes I masturbate!:)
I like sex better...but you cant get your hand pregnant..
plus my girlfriends been being a bitch lately.
Oh well im sure you'll be able to work her round with a little bit of french kissing lol
it's been scientifically proven that only 1% of men masturbate.
the other 99% just lie about it.
What the fuk!
Thats bullshit, why would they lie about it instead of just try it.
And what do you mean 'scientifically' proven you cant prove weather a man masturbates, and if there is then move of has haven't been for our regular masturbation check up test.
It is sayingQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
"there are those that do it, and those that lie about it"
strokin my meat is so much fun
I redecorate the walls with my cum
what do u think they use to stick their posters onto the walls in prison
the lags arent aloud have nails or thumb tacks
there all wankers in prison
easy there, hos!Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
sorry if my wry portrayal of this old joke made it seem like fact.
find the humor in it.
here, a lot of us are ok fessin' up.
we all know we do it.
some of us are just to hung-up to admit it.
Theres a thing we like to call BLUE TACK. Ya know?Quote:
Originally Posted by weezy
i dont know were ur from but the boys in the joy dont use blue tack
that would cost money and wen ur locked up u cant afford luxeries like blue tack
Rastabill told me that the "Chatters...Post your pics" thread was excellent Masturbilia (new word, look it up).
http://www.sexglossary.com/
Yes, every male has atleast once.
Don't you hate it when the girl's you know NEVER admit to masturbting? and they say its sick and stuff. I mean what the fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
Join the masturbation club! guys welcome upon request of a 90% tile vote of all the members, and i will always vote no. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
i dont' have a sex organ... i dunno why, i had one at birth. it disappeared like 4 months ago, last thing i remember was i was getting a visit from loren..... oh that's why...
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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
i hate that shit too.
has anyone ever had a chick masterbate in front of them?
i havent yet but its on the list of things to do
:thumbsup:
girl i lost my virginity to, like a few days before i lost it too.. she was sitting on my bed and we were talking then she just busts out with 'omg i'm so horny, i love to finger myself' or somthing along those lines, and just starts going hardcore at it... it kinda blew me away, it went from normal conversation to screaming orgasm/fingering in about 1 minute literally... i was just like 'dayummmmmm :confused:'Quote:
Originally Posted by weezy
:mad:
:D:D
Because they're embarrased about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
Everytime i have sex with the mrs, i feel like im cheating on my wrist! :D
To the 2 peeps who said No- you're full of shit.
I masturbate, and I'm proud! :)
Yes I do and Im gettin tired of doin it thank goodness my boyfriend is comin home next wednesday:)