WARNING don't smoke 1500 pounds in 15 minutes - you could die!!!

I found this on the internet in some federal court documents...

8. At present it is estimated that cannabis's LD-50 is around 1:20,000 or 1:40,000. In layman terms this means that in order to induce death a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 time as much cannabis as is contained in one marijuana cigarette. NIDA-supplied marijuana cigarettes weigh approxi-mately .9 grams. A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of cannabis within about 15 minutes to induce a lethal response.

we should get started on some contraption that would
allow me to kill myself in this fashion.

when i reach old age ill bring out the death machine

Talk about getting stoned, at like pound 1100 in the 7th min. you would be baked...lol

if i had 1500 pounds of weed
i would die of a happiness overdose

if 500 lbs of weed were to fall ... from 15 feet in the air and land on you...
you'd die... i pressume

no smoking needed...

Ok,i'll try not to smoke 1500 pounds in the next 5 minute... Thanks for the heads up...

Don't smoke Garden Knowm for breakfast.

Save him for lunch.

Tbh, its just not possible. You'd easily pass out before you could smoke a pound lol...

you would die before then because the lack of air....or pass out.

Too late man i already did it, i think im dying....

You would suffocate first, thats so much weed. Imagine just setting all that weed on fire, I'm sure it would take more than 15 minutes to completely burn up. You'd have to have like 15 people with blow torches just burn all that shit up as fast as they can, then funnel that smoke into your lungs as fast as you can, but I'm sure you would pass out first, or suffocate.

Maybe if they put all that shit in butter and extracted the THC, then you drank like a gallon of butter within 15 minutes. I doubt 1 gallon of butter would be enough to succesfully abosorb all of it though, seeing as the actuall weed would be like 500 times more mass than the butter.

So yeah its physically impossible to die from it. Theres no way you would be able to consume that much. I'm all for trying it though! Atleast you'd be baked out of your mind.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

we should get started on some contraption that would
allow me to kill myself in this fashion.

when i reach old age ill bring out the death machine

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

if 500 lbs of weed were to fall ... from 15 feet in the air and land on you...
you'd die... i pressume

no smoking needed...

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ROFLMAO!!!!

You two motherfuckers made my day! :) THANKS! LOL!!!!

How do they know how much can kill you if no one ever took that dosage before, also who would smoke that much weed? Before you get to that point your gonna feel your high already and you'll know you dont want anymore lol.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

How do they know how much can kill you if no one ever took that dosage before, also who would smoke that much weed? Before you get to that point your gonna feel your high already and you'll know you dont want anymore lol.

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you are high as fuck lol
but anyway
they calculate it
and shit

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Originally Posted by da haze meister

you are high as fuck lol
but anyway
they calculate it
and shit

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Yeah, I also make a better point when I'm high :D.

Most likely they worked with rats then calculated the proportions into human dosage.

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

Most likely they worked with rats then calculated the proportions into human dosage.

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So they killed rats to get the overdosage level of marijuana? -_-.

Yeah. Something like that. If it takes x amount of heroine to kill a rat, and it takes 10x amount to kill a human, they could say that y amount of marijuana to kill a rat would be 10y for a human.

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Originally Posted by da haze meister

if i had 1500 pounds of weed
i would die of a happiness overdose

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Wurd.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

we should get started on some contraption that would
allow me to kill myself in this fashion.

when i reach old age ill bring out the death machine

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well its physically impossible, you would die of suffocation first. there is no way to even inhale that volume of smoke if EVERY breath you took was super thick smoke.

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

Most likely they worked with rats then calculated the proportions into human dosage.

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yes you are right... they actually could not even kill any animals.. but they did try..

although I know few people who have smoked so much weed that when I talk with them, they seem TRAPPED in their heads.. forever stuck thinking..
yikes.. they might as well be dead... or QUIT smoking!!!

iloveyou when you come out of your head and greet me in this lovley world!

i know a guy that went to jamaca and bought a pound for like 15 or somthin anyway they tryied to smoke as much as they could and they only smoked like 3/4th of a pound over a course of about 5-7 days. thus i think is pretty much imposible to overdose on mj

[QUOTE=friendowl]we should get started on some contraption that would
allow me to kill myself in this fashion.

when i reach old age ill bring out the death machine[/QUOTE

i think that contraption has already been made..it called lungs

obviously, its just not possible anyway thats just like saying you would die from eating 10,000 pieces of chicken

your lungs cant consume that much silly, thats the whole point

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

thats just like saying you would die from eating 10,000 pieces of chicken

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actualy no, i think some black guy actualy proved that

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my lungs would collapse after smoking 1 lb lol

realistically you wont die from smoking weed as everyone here agrees. As knowm stated about dying from 500 pounds being dropped on you...its true. you would actually have a better chance of being crushed to death by 500 pounds of weed dropped on you.

Note: Even if someone had 1500 pounds of cannaibs (i dont know anyone that would even come close to this OR try and sell a large portion simply for the finanical benifits) and tried to i guess "smoke to death" They would be so gonzo before even reaching their desired goal that it wouldn't even matter. It would take months to smoke all that amount.

Your mmore likely to die as a result of someone driving while under the influence of marijuana.

Yeah but no ones every been that FUcking stupid therefore death from marijuana has and prolly will never happened unless its taking with some crazy drug or laced

Now this is maths I like!

If Tommy had 20 Durban Poison plants, and every 3 months he harvested 80 ounces dry, how many years would it take until he had 1,500 pounds of dank?

how about hash or hash oil ? would it make it possible? i would stop at 95% at just sit there on the brim of death ultimately stoned any one want to donate 1500 lbs and or convert it to hash oil? lol

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Now this is maths I like!

If Tommy had 20 Durban Poison plants, and every 3 months he harvested 80 ounces dry, how many years would it take until he had 1,500 pounds of dank?

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75 years

Ahhh, i bet it wouldnt kil you anyways, they're idiots...

I hate governments, they've just proved to themselves that cannabis is 100% harmless.

i think i might find a way to inject thc and inject a shit load of weed , like , a s much thc thats in 1500 pounds and die