This is just a forum to list the best jobs you've had as a stoner. My favorite was papa johns as delivery, I smoked up with my managers at work and on the delivery runs too, plus no piss test to get into the job [go figure]
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This is just a forum to list the best jobs you've had as a stoner. My favorite was papa johns as delivery, I smoked up with my managers at work and on the delivery runs too, plus no piss test to get into the job [go figure]
im looking for a good stoner job, something lazy.
Then go work at a video store and make 4.75/hr.Quote:
Originally Posted by gee
I'll do fastpace construction, get a workout, keep in shape and make 20/hr, plus build my own house.
if you're 18, i second the recommendation for being a pizza driver. at pizza hut you get 1.05 for each order you deliver, plus $6/hr, plus tips. on a busy friday night, especially if you stay late, you can make pretty good money. my friend made $80 one night (that was the most hes ever made, but still..)
edit: or work at an ice cream shop. they get busy during the warmer months, but in the winter i would be up there almost all day and make like 3 sundaes.
Most I ever made was 93 bucks in tips a night [packer games in Green Bay were killer work times] as for the construction, I've done that and it was a good job [plumbing, installing stuff on new houses and build sites] just sucked ass when you got baked and had to do groundwork. I made this post so I 'd have some ideas this week for my own jobhunt, so the topic has a multi purpose. As for construction you don't make 20 an hr, more like starting out at 9-11 and working your way up through like 5-9 years. Plus depends what sub catagory of construction like plumbing/carpentry/masonry/etc. Looking for a carpentry job myself since there'd be less groundwork and digging unlike when i started out at the bottom for my last job in plumbing :smokin:
i win. lifeguard at an outdoor pool.
chill all day get a tan, or sit under an umbrella...put some mirrored aviators on and I just stare at chicks all day
plus if it gets really hot i jump in the pool
Yes, carpentry it is and you do climb up fairly quickly if you work hard, have an eye for detail, are modivated, and come to work sober everyday (420 OK, just wear glasses)Quote:
Originally Posted by RevolverBlaze
...I hardly ever have to crawl under shit, mainly just building shit, but sometimes you have to..just deal with it..it aint that bad..but its only a few days outta the year..no biggie.
Its not that easy tho, sometimes you just wish you did something else, early hours, but its a good career and you can become a contractor and make the big bucks after a few years.
Im a Marine Engineer, and i manage a company, and the owner who employed me smokes with me most days i go to work, and all i really have to do is tell people what to do, and service a few engines, maybe order parts every now and again, a fairly easy job, but i supose you need to know how an engine works before you can do it lol
Small Headshop / Record stores' only employee. It was cool back in the day. Smokin' with the local glass vendors and buying shit from hippies out of vans. Oh' well it was great while it lasted! R.I.P. Music-X-Change :(
Playing music for others is the best dern job on earth.....and people always want to smoke you out.Quote:
Originally Posted by RevolverBlaze
dai*ma:stoned:
shame I don't got musical talent besides being stage crew and the designated toker
I have known musicians who have had to take sloppy seconds because of you dern stage crew folks!!!:( lolQuote:
Originally Posted by RevolverBlaze
Being a designated toker does take some talent. :thumbsup:
dai*ma:stoned:
I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be
i'm a cashier in a supermarket but i'm only in highschool so its not that bad, all you need is common sense and some social skills.
allright, i had the ultimate stoner job. I was a "Meatman", to be more specific, i sold meat out of a truck with a specialized freezer attatched to the bed. And yes, it was door to door. Kind of embarsssing huh? not when you are making 2k a week! (sometimes.) see, it was a complete commission job, so you would buy a case of steak/seafood/chicken/pork/etc. (sometimes alligator, buffallo, veal, lamb, bassically every piece of meat you have ever heard of anyone eating) for a flat price, then whatever overhead you put into your flat price was complete profit.(4ex. cost=150 sold=300 profit=150)
everyone who worked there was a stoner and a salesman. had a lot of fun and learned that chasing a buck dosnt mean anything if you arent happy. we'd have a smoke session b4 work everyday, after a sale, if we were having a bad day, basically whenever you or your partber would say, "wanna smoke a bowl" you all know how that is.
I draw on cake with icing...
I watch paint dry
I work at shoprite, its easy ass hell...i got there stoned like everyday.
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Originally Posted by yzstoned
I used to work at a gas station that had a conveyor-belt-type car wash. I just had to sit in the booth and push two buttons to start the car wash whenever a car came through.
Yeah, I would get sooooo stoned and listen to the radio. I also had a great spot to watch the sun set.
I was perfect. Too bad I couldn't make $100,000 a year doing it.
i played online poker last year semi professionally and made about 25k over the eyar when i was 16 and was baked alot, good times
golf course. Last fall i worked this job called bag room at a private course a few nights a week after school. The good thing bout this job is all of the administration leaves around 5 or so and im there till bout dark. So once there all gone there is plenty of time to smoke. and everyone else there was a stoner too haha. smoked blunts n shit all the time. n this one time we chiefed too bowls in my boss's office. haha. but yeah golf courses are the best jobs. i caddy there too and make FAT cash
Gas attendent. I pump gas and get paid 8 on the hour for doing it. My coworkers all blaze and the manager is some foreign dude who doesn't know what weed is... thank God for Oregon's gas laws.
My parents own a restaraunt/store so I just do dishes and eat all the time for free. They pay me $6 an hour plus there is a tip jar at the register, so I get tipped for sitting on my ass.:thumbsup:
I work at an ice rink, I seriously...do nothing all the time.
What, you're not allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon? Really? Is it because the government thinks the average person cannot handle the intricacies of operating a gas pump? If so, then why do they allow people to drive a car, which is *much* more complicated? Hell, there are *tons* of people who shouldn't even be behind the wheel of a car.Quote:
Originally Posted by insanity
Do you have to get a license, take a government-required class or get a special certification that says you are a qualified gas-pumping technician? Are you required to have special insurance to be a gas-pumper-dude?
Seriously, the mental process the legislature must have had to mandate such a stupid thing is ridiculous. OMFG.
"You're not smart enough to pump your own gas, but we'll give any moron a license to operate a 2000 pound machine at speeds up to 65 miles per hour."
Un-fucking-believable.
This is a microcosm of the problem of government.
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Originally Posted by Faultydesign
yea i second that i used to work at one for about 9 months and i only did 2 things....sit around or go skate...it was one of my favorite jobs
Work at Arbys right now. Good stoner job since everyone smoked and we got a HUGE selection of munchies [mozzarella sticks to chocolate shakes] so hell yeah.
LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Dude, i literally fell out of my fucking seat when i read that!!! haha! good times....lol :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott
The best stoner job i got is when I worked at a Make your own wine store. I had my own little room near the store where I maked the wine for the customers and I bottled it for them..so when there are no appointments for bottling i smoked while workin and I was the best guy that my boss hired.
every clients loved their wine =) I wanted to try to make a weed wine but since I dont drink wine I stick with smokin the shit
payed me 10$/hr + tips when bottling with the clients..really nice job
but my dream job is to trim and smoke weed all day hehe and it will be the case in a couple of years but for know its college for me
I've never had a 'stoner' job, per se. When I first started working, I worked at an amusement park. I did ride operations so it was pretty hard to get away to smoke. One year I did work the midnight shift and a bunch of us used to smoke out. Mannnnnnn...'lunch' time was a pain b/c you already were tired and smoking didn't help.
Now I work as a business professional doing project management. I normally don't smoke during the day, during the week. Sometimes I take projects home and I'll smoke and start working on them...has led to many awards for my innovative solutions. Have smoked out a couple of times on business trips, but that's pretty much the extent of it.
im getting my social security cause i`m a disabled person in the head:) hehe
free bux for bud
i work at a coffee place that also serves sandwiches, i basicly get about 4 hours to do about 3 things to close the store almost every night, so we have a huge selection of munchies cus of all our sandwich shit, we also got this vent in the kitchen thats perfect for smoking cus its so strong, no smell, you can even ash into it
haha i work at papa johns right now as a store person, its pretty tight cuz no one cares bout weed and we go high every day but like being a driver would be way betterQuote:
Originally Posted by RevolverBlaze
Sellin dope, working at Taco Bell or a Pizza Joint
Its not the ideal stoner job but being a programmer is a prety laid back chilled job. You get to go on the internet all day as well! One of my new house mates does animation for computer games which would be very cool to do. He is working on a spongebob game at the moment.
im going to go hand in an aplication for the theater near me todayQuote:
Originally Posted by Sizz
I'm hoping to get a job at my local pizza hut or grocery store. Wish me luck!
Midnight Shift at Six Flags! The hours sucked but the pay was pretty decent. My boss smoked but not on the job; he was cool with a few of us smoking and being at work as long as we got our shit done. At first it sucked because they had me buffing floors and I had to smoke to get through the boredom. But several weeks later, I was hauling garbage containers around the park with an airport tug or driving a streetsweeper through the parking lots. So pretty much smoke and drive, smoke and drive, smoke and drive.
i second being a pizza boy. i work at pizza hut and it is without a doubt the easiest/laziest job ever. you spend the majority of your night cruisin in your car listening to music, and 85% of the people that work in pizza resturaunts smoke. over a 2 week period, i usualy avg $10-$12/hr after tips and gas.
Selling pot of corse