LAST TEST-FREAKIN OUT

ok i got my last test comin up pretty soon so i jus wanna make sure im gonna be fine cause i cant deal with another year of this. well i been around some pretty good pot smokin situations lately. my homiez blaze in a room about 10'x10' wit a bong an joints, basicaly a lot of smoking but have tha fan blowing tha smoke back at them an i sit behind it. when im around this i usualy have my shirt over my nose to help filter a lil bit more than i would jus inhaling it. an sometimes i step outside. this has happened about 3 or 4 times in tha last 2 weeks. i have also rolled a few joints an i notice when i lick tha paper i can taste tha crystals on tha paper an little chronic flakes in my mouth, i dont suck on em an i dont swallow fer next couple minutes i jus spit an when i get a lil saliva i spit again over an over fer a couple minutes. but tha thing im mostly worried about iz resin, i was cleaning my homiez pipe for him and rememberd that i alwayse boil pipes. so i put a glass of water in tha microwave fer about 3 minutes an when i pulled it out tha water wasnt boiling but tha glass was hot as shit. so i put the pipe in tha water an swirled it a lil bit an naturaly it started to stink, but i havent smelled this in a while so i (being tha dumbfuck i am) put my nose above it an smelled it. it was jus a lil thing w/o much resin in it but i dont want to go back to jail right now so im freakin out a lil. can boiling a pipe an taking a small whiff give me a dirty drug test???

an if u think ima be dirty or if there is even a chance what can i do to speed up tha cleaning out process. im not relying on a drink that will clean me for 5 hours an ill be dirty again. i want it to be gone, out of my system completely.

I would say you should be okay cause I was on probation and just got off not too long ago and I was in a situation like yours. I was out of town with friends a few days before a test and they blazed in the car the whole time and the hotel room with me in there. I was nervous as hell and I stayed away as much as could but I came up clean still. I would just read things on dilution and stuff to if nothing else help clear your mind and let you relax. Good luck.

but i dont want to dilute, ive dun this b4, an i get lab tests fer dilution, i go to jail fer that now if its ruled diluted. i need to know how jus to get clean faster, im not asking fer something to eat that will clean out my fat instantly but some tips on a diet or something like that. an im pretty sure sweating it out is the only way to get rid of it an if this realy works please let me know, i can work out more often if i need to an i can take hotter showers an shit

just put on a hoodie and fuckin run ur balls off.run till u feel like ur gunna blow up.get ur self drenched in ur own sweat.get so sweaty,that u would be able to smell u from a mile away.then go in ur house or w/e and drink some cranberrry juice.dont overdue the cranberry juice or ull be shittin out a lung.then run some more,just try to keep sweating.and when u are so pooped u can run or do anything anymore,take a very hot bath.jus sit there and soak up the ehat.ull be sweatin like a mofo if ur mad hot already and u get in a hot bath.then get out after a while and drink water.jus keep drinking water.every time ur thristy,dont go for that soda or w.e u like to drink go for the water.and u should be ok.good luck with this bro,hope u dont gotta go back to jail or have longer probation.and once u are all done with this,blaze the biggest fuckin fattie that u can roll.

GOOD LUCK

hell yea, if i get off ima smoke that first blunt fer cannabis.com an all my fallen soldiers

Im no expert but i dont think your dirty by smelling it. I could be wrong, but if you worried about it do what RIU said. Maybe get a home test kit and see if your clean.

If i was on probation i would try to stay as far away from weed as possible. Its not worth it, you dont want to go back on probation or back to jail. No rolling joints or nothing, stay away form it untill you done and then smoke a joint like the one in Killabuzz'z avatar.

Good luck.

The best way to clean out your system if you have a while is just act like you are trying to lose weight in a way. You want to increase your metabolism and burn fat cause that will release more metabolites from storage. Also try to eat healthy for a while if you want. A few days before your test stop exercising so much though so your metabolism will drop a little and less metabolites will be released then so your test will have lower levels to show up.

If your drug test is close man, the last thing that you want to do is run! Like Roll It Up said, when you run, you're going to burn fat, and this is where all of the THC metabolites stay. You will bring out all of these metabolites into your piss. Also, cranberry juice does help your urinary tract, but it's also considered a masking agent and you will be caught for dilution. If you drink to much water, you can also get caught for duluting because the more you pee, your creatine levels get lower and the labs will know this and also your pee will be very clear. The best thing I can recommend for you is, Quick Fix. This is synthetic pee, made in a lab. It has the same properties as real urine. It worked for me just last week. So, if you don't have anyone watching you take a pee, I sugget you use this. For more info, go to www.youreinluck.com or go to a place where you can buy pipes, bongs, detoxs.

i am watched when i piss. and i dont want a masking agant like test clean, or 200% cause my drug an alcohol counselor told me that they can test for those to see if u used it. an i believe everything this counselor told me cause she was tha one alwayse lettin me know how to trick a drug test but u can only do it if ur gettin tha stix, which i get but ever since i got cought cheating on my test they made me redue it an i had coke weed an all that good stuff in it, so now on top of tha stix i get tha extensive lab shit. ive tried niacin b4 and didnt think to ask my counselor an that shit puts u through agony an still dont help, i even popped those shits like skittles. goldenceal came up as steroids or somethin like that, i told them i was tryin to strengthen my immune system but they told me to stop taking it. how can i jus clean out faster, today i had landscaping work an did that shit in 100 degree weather fer an hour or 2 before i decided to start takin breaks every 5 minutes. will shit like that help???

just working out and sweating will.if u sweat alot,u can sweat some of that shit out and it will increase ur chances of passing.but if u drink a lot of water,not the day before the test,the day before that,they wont be able to tell that u were trying to dilute it.and u would have pissed a lot of that shit out.and it is good is u work out and release a lot of the shit into ur piss,becuase then when u piss u can piss the shit out.so u should run,and drink a lot of water so u can piss.but it has to be like 2-3 dayz before test.

well will this even show in my drug test. just a big sniff of some resin that was in boiling water, an it wasnt even boiling water, it was boiling when i put it in there, but when i sniffed it it wasnt boiling anymore, tha cup was hot as shit but im not sure bout tha water

I bet it wont dude. I'd drink alot of alcohol, but dont start doin it before your test so your piss wont be clear. My friend was on probation and after they said he was done he got a few more surprise test. When you light it up, and you burn the crop from god's garden, make sure you take one big fuckin hit for me.
,peace

fer sure, it gonna be fer everyone who has helped me out wit all my bullshit, all my fallen soldiers, an all my fellow victims of tha system

right on!