Insane Night...

holy fuck
just got home
im pretty burnt
but lemme explain
i went over my buddy Alex's house after school
and we were hell bent to smoke some bud
it was great being at his house
cause it was in my old 'hood
and we just skated until we picked up about 1.5 grams for 25...
thought we got ripped
we open the bag
lo and behold
this is the dankest i have ever seen
it shined in the light
it had all these diff colored hairs
some blue
some orange
it was hairy fluffy
and smelled fruity.
we go across the street
to matts house
and smoke a fat blunt of some regs
it was literally the size of a regular cigar...
two skins wide
and my buddy used too big of a lighter
and burnt his eyebrows off
and later that night
about 20 kids
some gangbangers
and soem girls
go up to the elementary school
to fight
and play capture the flag
we ditched that shit
and smoked two bowls of the dank
through a steamroller
my friend almost lit us on fire
cause he dropped the lighter on the leaves under us
zippo doesnt go out
i think this is the highest i have ever been
i saw beards on people who didnt have em
i was paranoid as fuck
i was trippin out
its insane
we snuck out
and just fucked around
smoke bombs
m80s
definitely sativa high
we went back and passed out
we woke up
went across to matts again
and just brawled in his room
i hit my homie eli in the face
and he was bleeding everywhere
like
ran into the wall
and stained the wallpaper
funny shit
going to a party tonight
to finish off the dank

share your best nights ever.

1.5 between 3 people got you all khigh for a day, and night, and you still have leftovers for tomorrow.

Can I have some? :D.

mre and a lil homie dreamer were bored one night
i had just picked up an ounce and a half of good buds.
we called this girl up and she said her moms was gone to come over.
we get all happy and shit cuz theres two hynas and two of us.
for sure we are gonna fuck so we go buy some drink and get some gloves.
it was already like 11:30 at night so we got our shit and walked the 4 miles to the spot.we were horny and fucked up so we didnt mind.and just to be safe since its late i threw the tech-9 in the market bag.
an hour or so later we arrive.
my dick starts throbbing cuz these are some freaks and he senses it.
im thinking of all the nasty shit im about to do.knock knock knock
then the door opened up and i seen a moms face turn upside down.
in one quick movement she grabbed the beer from my homie and shut the door in our faces.
we are standing there with hard dicks and a tech-9 in my jacket.
we were all sad and started walking home.
whoop whoop oh shit the fucking cops.
where are you guys from
where are you going
do you got any guns or drugs
i was shitting it.i was gonna run but then i started with the drama
" our bitches mom threw us out and we have to walk home officer"
"we live far and in for shit cuz we gotta walk thru like 27 hoods to get home"
the cops eneded up giving us a ride and even stopped off for tacos"
it was fucking insane to be in the cop car waiting for food with a loaded gun.
when we pulled up to our blocksome of the homies were like
"what the fuck you doing with the pigs"
then when i brought out the tech
"i said those pigs work for me "
and all the homies were tripping out.

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Originally Posted by gee

1.5 between 3 people got you all khigh for a day, and night, and you still have leftovers for tomorrow.

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are you disputing my claims?
or are you saying
"thats cool"
??
well maybe it was more than 1.5
but we smoked two bowls
and all the resin
left over

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Originally Posted by friendowl

mre and a lil homie dreamer were bored one night
i had just picked up an ounce and a half of good buds.
we called this girl up and she said her moms was gone to come over.
we get all happy and shit cuz theres two hynas and two of us.
for sure we are gonna fuck so we go buy some drink and get some gloves.
it was already like 11:30 at night so we got our shit and walked the 4 miles to the spot.we were horny and fucked up so we didnt mind.and just to be safe since its late i threw the tech-9 in the market bag.
an hour or so later we arrive.
my dick starts throbbing cuz these are some freaks and he senses it.
im thinking of all the nasty shit im about to do.knock knock knock
then the door opened up and i seen a moms face turn upside down.
in one quick movement she grabbed the beer from my homie and shut the door in our faces.
we are standing there with hard dicks and a tech-9 in my jacket.
we were all sad and started walking home.
whoop whoop oh shit the fucking cops.
where are you guys from
where are you going
do you got any guns or drugs
i was shitting it.i was gonna run but then i started with the drama
" our bitches mom threw us out and we have to walk home officer"
"we live far and in for shit cuz we gotta walk thru like 27 hoods to get home"
the cops eneded up giving us a ride and even stopped off for tacos"
it was fucking insane to be in the cop car waiting for food with a loaded gun.
when we pulled up to our blocksome of the homies were like
"what the fuck you doing with the pigs"
then when i brought out the tech
"i said those pigs work for me "
and all the homies were tripping out.

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haha!
stupid bitches...
nice prank to pull on the homies too lol!

btw - i wanna ask you a question, if you're down for some sort of "trade" could u leave your email...

im saying 1.5 grams is like a bowl. I smoke myself 28 grams in 4-5 days

those were the days though skating, low tollerance,fucking shit up....ahhhhhhhhhh sigh

still sounds like you had a good time.....

If you skate..... you might like this....I just picked up a re-release Zorlac, Pus head, shrunken skull. It is killer my wife just got me some grind kings. It is going to be my ditch board.

last 'insane night' i had was fourth of july, i think last year... one of my wife's friends came over and had bars... i was eating 'em like candy, i dunno how many i took, i just know everyonce in awhile she'd hand me another half or anohter bar or something... we went and i think watched fire works? next thing i know we're in my wife's friend's bedroom... i'm sure you know where it goes from there....

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

last 'insane night' i had was fourth of july, i think last year... one of my wife's friends came over and had bars... i was eating 'em like candy, i dunno how many i took, i just know everyonce in awhile she'd hand me another half or anohter bar or something... we went and i think watched fire works? next thing i know we're in my wife's friend's bedroom... i'm sure you know where it goes from there....

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you passed out... lol

nope lol, i didn't pass out til after i was already home...

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Originally Posted by Bong30

im saying 1.5 grams is like a bowl. I smoke myself 28 grams in 4-5 days

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that sucks

yeah i smoke 28 grams in 3-4 days, 2 grams is one bowl for me

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

yeah i smoke 28 grams in 3-4 days, 2 grams is one bowl for me

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yea, i'm up to an eigth in each bowl... it sucks

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Originally Posted by xblackdogx

yea, i'm up to an eigth in each bowl... it sucks

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yea i'm up to an oz in each bowl... it sucks...


i had to :thumbsup: anyone else wanna continue the game of leap frog?

I know the Gangbangers play capture the flag EVERY night at the local elementary school in my town.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

yea i'm up to an oz in each bowl... it sucks...


i had to :thumbsup: anyone else wanna continue the game of leap frog?

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I can pack a pound real tight in my bowl

...toilet bowl that is.

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Originally Posted by da haze meister

i saw beards on people who didnt have em

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Hahaha. I've had that happen to me, quite a funny occurrence.

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Originally Posted by thebathroom

Hahaha. I've had that happen to me, quite a funny occurrence.

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yeah man
i thought my friend was a cop
then he looked like wolfman.

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Originally Posted by tokinggreg

I can pack a pound real tight in my bowl

...toilet bowl that is.

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Bunch of pussies.

I put seven pounds of fresh cannabis, finely chopped, into a trashcan. At the top is a large makeshit funnel that leads from the top of the trashcan to my mouth via some sort of oxygen mask. I then tie a plastic bag around my head for when I exhale. While this is going on, I'll mix some fine hash with water, and inject that shit right into my eyeballs. Then, if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll actually eat about four solid pounds of marijuana, finely chopped, of course. After I shit it out, I sell it to stores labeled as a brand called "Hostess".

Seriously though, my bowls are about half a gram at best.

I usually smoke 0.3 in a bowl =]

Kool story, it sounded like an Insane Night...

Why did you hit your homie? :confused:

friendowl rocks i gotta say it man u fucking rock.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

mre and a lil homie dreamer were bored one night
i had just picked up an ounce and a half of good buds.
we called this girl up and she said her moms was gone to come over.
we get all happy and shit cuz theres two hynas and two of us.
for sure we are gonna fuck so we go buy some drink and get some gloves.
it was already like 11:30 at night so we got our shit and walked the 4 miles to the spot.we were horny and fucked up so we didnt mind.and just to be safe since its late i threw the tech-9 in the market bag.
an hour or so later we arrive.
my dick starts throbbing cuz these are some freaks and he senses it.
im thinking of all the nasty shit im about to do.knock knock knock
then the door opened up and i seen a moms face turn upside down.
in one quick movement she grabbed the beer from my homie and shut the door in our faces.
we are standing there with hard dicks and a tech-9 in my jacket.
we were all sad and started walking home.
whoop whoop oh shit the fucking cops.
where are you guys from
where are you going
do you got any guns or drugs

i was shitting it.i was gonna run but then i started with the drama
" our bitches mom threw us out and we have to walk home officer"
"we live far and in for shit cuz we gotta walk thru like 27 hoods to get home"
the cops eneded up giving us a ride and even stopped off for tacos"
it was fucking insane to be in the cop car waiting for food with a loaded gun.
when we pulled up to our blocksome of the homies were like
"what the fuck you doing with the pigs"
then when i brought out the tech
"i said those pigs work for me "
and all the homies were tripping out.

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ahahahhahaaha

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Originally Posted by graph

Bunch of pussies.

I put seven pounds of fresh cannabis, finely chopped, into a trashcan. At the top is a large makeshit funnel that leads from the top of the trashcan to my mouth via some sort of oxygen mask. I then tie a plastic bag around my head for when I exhale. While this is going on, I'll mix some fine hash with water, and inject that shit right into my eyeballs. Then, if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll actually eat about four solid pounds of marijuana, finely chopped, of course. After I shit it out, I sell it to stores labeled as a brand called "Hostess".

Seriously though, my bowls are about half a gram at best.

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That's nothing. I like to light up my fireplace, don't open the chimney, and throw 14lbs of herb into there and let my whole house hotbox. :D Then I'll melt down some hash oil in a spoon, fill up a needle, and inject that shit.

:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

yeah i smoke 28 grams in 3-4 days, 2 grams is one bowl for me

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how can you pack a 2 gram bowl.

oh god colonel, LOL

Oh dear...

damn guys you have some crazy stories! i always make sure nothing out of the ordinary happens to me when im stoned! fuck taking a chance im glad to just smoke with friends and chill!:)

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Originally Posted by graph

...my bowls are about half a gram at best.

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same here!