OMG CHECK THIS OUT...IM FUCKED... JAIL? I hope not

:( Ok so I just got caught for credit card fraud, I had to run away to my aunts house, My mom called the cops on me and im gonna go to jail for 2 years if I get caught, My parents caught me with ketamine, ritalin, adderal, methamphetamine, 2c-i, cocaine, 30 blue dolphins, a bottle of absinthe, and a bunch of prescription pills. They found it all under my mattress, right now im getting lectured by some guy whose brother hung himself from cocaine withdrawls, Im on ritalin, xanax, (4 shots of absinthe) oxycodone, a few lines of speed. And somehow im managing to seem somewheat sober. I hope i didn't completely fuck myself over in life, My step dad just called the cops and said i am a run away and that I committed credit card fraud (for the 2nd time) I have 2 warrants on my name, and i am trying to stay calm. Feel free to post here and call me a total fucking idiot. Thanks and goodbye

Don't get caught

Oh and while youre at not getting caught, try to get your stash back too youll need it

Good luck!!! Its not your fault its theirs

Under the mattress is the first place they always look. Good luck.

Yo, you should run to a rehab...doing alot of different drugs is fine, but all that shit at the same time...you need some help dude

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

Good luck!!! Its not your fault its theirs

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I could give a fuck what you put in your body....but if you are using your parents credit cards, i'd call the police on you too......but keep the stash for myself :rasta:

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Originally Posted by deekyleeky

:( Ok so I just got caught for credit card fraud, I had to run away to my aunts house, My mom called the cops on me and im gonna go to jail for 2 years if I get caught, My parents caught me with ketamine, ritalin, adderal, methamphetamine, 2c-i, cocaine, 30 blue dolphins, a bottle of absinthe, and a bunch of prescription pills. They found it all under my mattress, right now im getting lectured by some guy whose brother hung himself from cocaine withdrawls, Im on ritalin, xanax, (4 shots of absinthe) oxycodone, a few lines of speed. And somehow im managing to seem somewheat sober. I hope i didn't completely fuck myself over in life, My step dad just called the cops and said i am a run away and that I committed credit card fraud (for the 2nd time) I have 2 warrants on my name, and i am trying to stay calm. Feel free to post here and call me a total fucking idiot. Thanks and goodbye

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I doubt itd be 2 years, maybe a year. If you can try and get your stash back and get rid of it. If you can try and get a deffered prosicution if you havent used one already. Its a pain but it wont go on your record if you can be a good boy and follow the rules for 2 years.Good luck man let us know what happens

Well I took 8 ritalin, and that made me feel like shit, so I started drinking to calm me down... and that made me feel better for about an hour, so i felt like shit again, then I took 3 xanax ( .5mg) and I am trying to calm down with all this shit going on, will the xanax calm me down. I just took it, I have 7 more... I just wanna chill and stop worrying for right now....

Take 30

I concur with the above.

Out of interest, is this how you were able to pay extorniate rates on meds?

I have to say if you used my credit card to buy yourself drugs (not only that, but shit drugs from some crappy mexican pharmacy) e.g. 60 Rit for $179.99 I wouldn't just call the cops, I'd beat you and say you resisted citizen's arrest.

Ahhhhhhh...

So thats why you like sites that allow credit card processing...

Just noticed that, easy peasy, just use the 'rent's credit cards and buy drugs.

Nice one dude - If I see you in jail I'll probably have stuff on me; so you can (and I) rely on that "if" at the start of the sentence.

Oh wait, you're in the US, shucks....You're going to get fucked.

Probably not too long, a year and some change maybe..

BTW (To continue),

If you keep on using drugs one of two things will happen depending on your circumstances:

On a constant cocktail of Xanax + Absinthe + Ritallin (odd combo).

A) You'll die (in what way, I won't think about too long) maybe respiritory failure, although your dosage is currently not OTT.
B) The cozzers will catch you (if you are on the run) and will bust you, and their first look at your drug induced almost coma like state will give a lovely first impression.
C) You will begin a life on the street with no parental support (if they have abandoned you), and you will work your life up from the gutter with a few pharms to sell to make money. (Or you fuck up on that road and just lie down and give up - which doesn't help anyone I might add).

Some interesting prospects for life right there.

LEARN KIDS = Don't use your parents credit cards to buy things that look cool like Racy Ritalin or Xany Xanax, especially in America (and if you're a dumbass) you'll get caught.

^ Living Proof ^

Damn, I am harsh, but at least I'm realistic.

=========>THINK!<==========
(Its a key element to any decision)

i also think your a COMPLEATE idiot. and ya if you continue the way your going u will die.

but im going to give you some advice seeing as im a semi nice guy and i take pity on ur fucked up situatation(which you brought upon yourself). if you do go to rehab you will be lessening ALL of the above problems.

A: good chance youll be able to lay off the drugs (at least alittle)
B: the fuzz will go easier on you (and yes im saying turn yourself in, but only after youve checked into rehab so the center can help you as much as possibal with the police)
C:your parents will (most likley unless they are really done with you) will also feel like your trying to get better and hopeflly take you back in (after rehab and possibal jailtime)


but dont take my advice if you want to end up like what my buddys above said. cause that will happen.

-mitch

and euophoric...your an idoiot

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Originally Posted by deekyleeky

:( Ok so I just got caught for credit card fraud, I had to run away to my aunts house, My mom called the cops on me and im gonna go to jail for 2 years if I get caught, My parents caught me with ketamine, ritalin, adderal, methamphetamine, 2c-i, cocaine, 30 blue dolphins, a bottle of absinthe, and a bunch of prescription pills. They found it all under my mattress, right now im getting lectured by some guy whose brother hung himself from cocaine withdrawls, Im on ritalin, xanax, (4 shots of absinthe) oxycodone, a few lines of speed. And somehow im managing to seem somewheat sober. I hope i didn't completely fuck myself over in life, My step dad just called the cops and said i am a run away and that I committed credit card fraud (for the 2nd time) I have 2 warrants on my name, and i am trying to stay calm. Feel free to post here and call me a total fucking idiot. Thanks and goodbye

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If all you're charged with is CCF you're looking at probation. If you get charged for all those drugs you're fucked. And done your part to make 2c-i a controled substance. You're a total fucking idiot.

Pull a Leaving Las Vegas but insted of alcohol, drugs.

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

Pull a Leaving Las Vegas but insted of alcohol, drugs.

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:rasta: That's fucked up...how are you gonna suggest this kid drug himself till he dies??? He's a dumbass FOR SURE, but why do you wanna kill the kid?

Junkie Genocide!

J/K

Bear in mind this guy isn't just charged with possession of scheduled drugs but also credit card fraud.
Last time I checked on the carder zines the going rate for $500 stolen is a federal offense and 5 years prison time.

However, that's a bit of a downer (and I might be wrong).

But to be on the safe side maybe pop a few more of that Xanax ay?

:p :confused: :mad: :mad: :cool: :( :pimp: :stoned: :smokin: First of all, not my parents credit cards... 2nd of all, these peopla had it coming. 3rd I'm already on probation and was told if I get in trouble I get a mandatory 2years. But as you may be able to tell, I dont care what any of you think. Oh and im just staying with my uncle in his NICE ass house. Every minute passes and I think the cops are coming. I look out the window 2579132579832759 times a dayt:(

stealing is wrong. Especialy, from family, you have a drug problem, tell the cops that, go to rehab, get clean, get out, smoke pot.

.PEACE.

Just sitting in your uncle's house, getting zonked out on lots of drugs waiting for the cops to bust you.

On probation for something with a 2 yr mand. sentence to serve if caught for something.

+ Whatever sentence they give you for the CC Fraud. (2-5 years maybe [5 Yrs Federal Offense Mand. for $500 dollars stolen?)

Total a 4-7 year prison time.

Age unknown, could come into play if leniency is involved.

After all the drugs told you to steal these people's (not your parent's) card, and use it to buy pharms for shitty prices from a mexican pharmacy probably just down the road. You could of get into less trouble for trying to smuggle them I think, or even rob them from your local pharmacy (unarmed).

Saying that I don't know US law that well, but I just like writing out loud.

Good luck bruv.

Plus a lot of possession charges for a lot of drugs - a LOT of drugs.

I have to congradulate you though, I couldn't of thought of a way of messing up your life worse in America.

Not only that, your probs a kid, not some 40yr old adult; you wouldn't be on C.com right now if you were. This kind of makes me interested of old deekyleeky's future on the employment and/or educational front (after time served).

Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

First, you get caught for committing a crime and get put on probation. Then you have TWO (not one, but TWO warrants out for your arrest). That means you committed at least 2 other crimes, when you obviously are very bad at the criminal life. Then, you KNOW that if you violate your probation, you are going to prison for a minimum of TWO YEARS.

So, what do you do? You commit credit card fraud, while you are ON PROBATION, while you already have two other outstanding warrants.

Then, you have enough drugs to take down Keith Richards while you are ON PROBATION and committing credit card fraud. I hope you don't live within 1000 feet of a school or nursery. You also better hope you don't get hit with intent to distribute or felony possession, because then you will definitely be fucked.

Get your head out of your ass, lay off the fucking drugs, get a lawyer with legitimately-earned money (you *do* have a job, don't you? of course you do, because a career criminal would always have a real job), go into rehab, turn yourself in and take your licks like a man and DON'T COMMIT CRIMES. You are very bad at them.

Do your time and probation like a man, put all this crap behind you and get your act together.

If you continue to think you can be the next Pablo Escobar or Noriega, you'll end up just like them: either dead or in prison for the rest of your life.

Good luck.

Deekyleeky...you really need to chill...you came onto this forum and in less than a month you made a dozen posts about some prescription, RC, or hard drug that you just got...and I live in Jersey...and I know in this country...what you did, equals fucked...and stop bullshitting people telling them your older and shit when you're obviously an immature teen or something...cuz what fuckN adult doesn't know that credit card orders are traceable???

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and euophoric...your an idoiot

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You misspelled my name, your own screen name (it's spelled "chill") and the word "idiot". Plus the word your is also improper grammer, it would be "you're" but u did manage to spell and and an right, kudos!

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

You misspelled my name, your own screen name (it's spelled "chill") and the word "idiot". Plus the word your is also improper grammer, it would be "you're" but u did manage to spell and and an right, kudos!

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Now, THAT is funny!

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

You misspelled my name, your own screen name (it's spelled "chill") and the word "idiot". Plus the word your is also improper grammer, it would be "you're" but u did manage to spell and and an right, kudos!

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its grammar, not grammer.

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Originally Posted by soldier1944

its grammar, not grammer.

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It's "it's," not "its"

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Originally Posted by tokinggreg

It's "it's," not "its"

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You need a period.

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Originally Posted by tokinggreg

It's "it's," not "its"

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i wasnt trying to be perfect, just showing the correct spelling of grammar..

I love this nexus guy. I said I know it was some dumb shit I did. You dont know me. But its okay now man. I hopefully got this settled, I talked to a few lawyers, and got an estimate for restitution. Whats funny is, I could be making all this up, I could be some 37 year old fat ass trying to get some kind of reaction out of people because i am bored. You'll never know...

wow, wish i could spell this right, but that sir, is an Asinine statement.

.PEACE.

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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain

You need a period.

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No thanks, I'm a dude.

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You dont know me... But its okay now man. I hopefully got this settled, I talked to a few lawyers, and got an estimate for restitution... Whats funny is, I could be making all this up, I could be some 37 year old fat ass trying to get some kind of reaction out of people because i am bored. You'll never know...

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Yes, we do. It's easy to spot a dumbass, no matter how clever you think you are.

No, because you are a dumbass, you don't realize how screwed your life is.

No, you're not making any of this up because only white trash has these problems, which is obviously what you are.

Good luck in your new career flipping burgers. Maybe one day you will get promoted to working the fry-o-lator.

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Originally Posted by deekyleeky

I love this nexus guy. I said I know it was some dumb shit I did. You dont know me. But its okay now man. I hopefully got this settled, I talked to a few lawyers, and got an estimate for restitution. Whats funny is, I could be making all this up, I could be some 37 year old fat ass trying to get some kind of reaction out of people because i am bored. You'll never know...

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You know that right you could be a 37 year old guy doing this for shits and giggles and we would never be the wiser.

Interestingly, i would prefer your that guy thats all fucked up on drugs and credit card fraud.

WHy?

Because i believe a 37 year old guy that has nothing BETTER to do with his time; than post about a fake story trying to seek help or advice is far more pathetic than a drug addicted pill popping fraud commiting individual.

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Originally Posted by krustythfreakinclown

Yes, we do. It's easy to spot a dumbass, no matter how clever you think you are. LMAO

No, because you are a dumbass, you don't realize how screwed your life is.

No, you're not making any of this up because only white trash has these problems, which is obviously what you are.

Good luck in your new career flipping burgers. Maybe one day you will get promoted to working the fry-o-lator.LMAO

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Originally Posted by Midnight Baker

You know that right you could be a 37 year old guy doing this for shits and giggles and we would never be the wiser.

Interestingly, i would prefer your that guy thats all fucked up on drugs and credit card fraud.

WHy?

Because i believe a 37 year old guy that has nothing BETTER to do with his time; than post about a fake story trying to seek help or advice is far more pathetic LMAO than a drug addicted pill popping fraud commiting individual.

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:rasta: I love both you guys. Where are you guys from?

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Originally Posted by Nexus07083

:rasta: I love both you guys. Where are you guys from?

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I'd love to tell you, but for security reasons, I just can't post anything that would make it easier for LEO to track me down.

I'm using Mozilla and Tor to (hopefully) hide my tracks now as it is.

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Originally Posted by krustythfreakinclown

I'd love to tell you, but for security reasons, I just can't post anything that would make it easier for LEO to track me down.

I'm using Mozilla and Tor to (hopefully) hide my tracks now as it is.

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Security reasons? A) You don't post anything saying your some big dealer or anything. B) Why would anyone waste money just to bust some guy who trips out once in a while?

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Originally Posted by krustythfreakinclown

I'd love to tell you, but for security reasons, I just can't post anything that would make it easier for LEO to track me down.

I'm using Mozilla and Tor to (hopefully) hide my tracks now as it is.

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If the feds wanted find any of us they could. Relax, this isn't the hive. Just don't do a deeky and you'll be fine.