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		where is the strangest or coolest place your nut has ever landed.
1] nutted in a girl's eye and she still has vision problems 
2] i was plowing in a girls room and when i pulled out i spat on her cat.
    then when i left the room to wash my balls the cat ran out and the 
    mom was petting it and then looked at her hand kind of weird.
	 
	
	
	
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		LOL @ #2, friendowl.  That's awesome!
I don't really have any good stories.  I mean, I've been 'shot' in the eye a lot (and yes, it burns like hell).. a guy has unintentionally shot it up my nose before, guess I had my head tilted too far back.  :)
	 
	
	
	
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		....sticky keyboard. 
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				Originally Posted by d00d989
				
			
			....sticky keyboard. 
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 Yeah, same here. thats about it for me lol... I think i broke a keyboard once by doin tht... lol.
	 
	
	
	
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		the funniest ...  im going down on him n the shower... as im being pulled up by me hair...  i c a load shoot across the shower... with no time out baby is hard....  i had my way with him... drive back 2 his crib n tell him 2 get out:D
	 
	
	
	
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		Erm, wierdest place ive let it blow is probs in me car roof from the inside
	 
	
	
	
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		Well one time it was unexpected, it shot like 6 inches from my position to the desk and I was surprised...I took your advice friendowl on a old thread about some guy questioning his semen and it worked rofl.
	 
	
	
	
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		i hadnt jacked it in like a month... and i went to nut... and i leaned sideways... it shot out and hit my blunt wrap.
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by da haze meister
				
			
			i hadnt jacked it in like a month... and i went to nut... and i leaned sideways... it shot out and hit my blunt wrap.
			
		
	 
 lmao. Oh wait i remember now... yeah, one time i got myself in the mouth... that was a bad day for me
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
				
			
			lmao. Oh wait i remember now... yeah, one time i got myself in the mouth... that was a bad day for me
			
		
	 
 i've kinda ruined it now? hav'nt i? lol.
	 
	
	
	
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		lol thats pretty weird dude but you cant control what has a mind of its own
	 
	
	
	
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		Its not like i did it on purpose.... lol. At least it was my own sex fluids and dead sperms that could have been children i ate.
	 
	
	
	
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		lmao god bless england and god bless hands o yeah and girls
	 
	
	
	
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		and weed.... (and music) and ooo yeah, lava lamps, can't forget lava lamps, and tv, oooo, and guitars, ooooooooo and bongs, and pipes... and porno! ummm, and pc's, and loud speakers, and the fact i can download music within seconds, and o yea, my bed, and contact lenses, and God bless dave chappelle! :D (and the love of my life, of course, hehe)
	 
	
	
	
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		weirdest place for me ever?
accidently got it in crazypotheads mouth once, other then that, stomach, chest, hand, kleenex, etc.
	 
	
	
	
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		ADaisyChain... Are you a girl?
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by LIP
				
			
			ADaisyChain... Are you a girl?
			
		
	 
 I don't think a girl would be able to ejaculate on her own chest. Unless he/she was joking. i don't know... I hope so anyway..... lol
	 
	
	
	
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		in a cylindrical peice of latex with speed ripples on the side...rather startled me
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by LIP
				
			
			ADaisyChain... Are you a girl?
			
		
	 
 no he's a dude... i've known him (on the boards) for awhile... 
i seem to shoot myself in the neck/chest alot.... like my wife will get me all worked up, then it'll be like 'anti-aircraft fire' there'll be like a big glob on my neck, then a big one on my chest, a smaller one on my stomach and just this little 'pool' right by my dick that didn't quite have enough power to shoot...
	 
	
	
	
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		I was jerking off in front of my girlfriend and i was really going at it and when i came a little bit hit me in the cheek...
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
				
			
			I don't think a girl would be able to ejaculate on her own chest. Unless he/she was joking. i don't know... I hope so anyway..... lol
			
		
	 
 I know, lol, thats why i asked, it confsued me a bit...
	 
	
	
	
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				Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
				
			
			lmao. Oh wait i remember now... yeah, one time i got myself in the mouth... that was a bad day for me
			
		
	 
 Lol 
cant say i haven't done that before