isn't it a bitch

i just sat down, got all comfortable in my seat, logged on to cannabis.com, and opened my bowl case to pack a bowl, low and behold....

MY WEED IS NOT PRESENT!! AAAAAAAH

it most definitely is a meager 10 feet away in the other room yonder but distances ranging in thus category are far beyond my current limitations of energy and dagnabbit im just too fuckin lazy.

so which came first... the bowl, or the weed?

:smokin:didn't make sense whatever i tried:smokin::thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow

i just sat down, got all comfortable in my seat, logged on to cannabis.com, and opened my bowl case to pack a bowl, low and behold....

MY WEED IS NOT PRESENT!! AAAAAAAH

it most definitely is a meager 10 feet away in the other room yonder but distances ranging in thus category are far beyond my current limitations of energy and dagnabbit im just too fuckin lazy.

so which came first... the bowl, or the weed?

:smokin:didn't make sense whatever i tried:smokin::thumbsup:

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Note to self... never read any threads by FirstTimeGrow.

wow thats an all time stoner laziness low...hell I'd walk 10,000 miles to get stoned!<----- yeah right lol

firstTime quit using big words to make you sound smarter. Adding adjectives to all your words doesn't work fella.

its a plant stop correcting the grammar in peoples internet posts to make yourself seem smarter... it doesn't work

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Originally Posted by pabloescobar209

Note to self... never read any threads by FirstTimeGrow.

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

firstTime quit using big words to make you sound smarter. Adding adjectives to all your words doesn't work fella.

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what's up with your avatar? you've picked way beter ones in the past!

why are people hating on me i'm just all drunk and stoned and felt like typing a ridiculous post in the lounge... i never forced you to read it...

aww, don't worry 1st time grow....sounds like some people just need to get stoned and chill! lol!! :rasta: Lets all count to 10, take a few tokes ::::hitting blunt::: :stoned: , and.....uh.......what were we talking about??? hehe!! kidding....anyway, at least the OP made me laugh!!! I can relate! I've worked hard, 10 hr. days lifting 50lb hay bales and riding 1200lb. horses to the point where going in to the next room, after getting comfortable, seems like a mission! hahaa!!

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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow

why are people hating on me i'm just all drunk and stoned and felt like typing a ridiculous post in the lounge... i never forced you to read it...

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I got you man
Now get your ass up
and get your bud in the other room
You lazy ass stoner

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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow

its a plant stop correcting the grammar in peoples internet posts to make yourself seem smarter... it doesn't work

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I never corrected anything guy, but creative with the comeback :thumbsup: Serious though, just try typing things out without adding an adjective to everything versus making sa-weet threads.

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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome

what's up with your avatar? you've picked way beter ones in the past!

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Yah, I decided to change things up, but I'm not really feelin' this small little one of Keller.

done and done...

bowl.smoked=true
me.nerd=true

How's that bottle of 151 coming along, man? I'm nearly done, lol!

unfortunately i am passing out, but i just ran to giant and ganked mad cookies and shit so hopefully that will wake me up lol

Im confused, and stoned as hell...

Billionfold, were you being serious?... Nah you couldnt have been

he's a cop!:cool:

I'm dry, hav'nt gotten stoned for 2 whole days....... I hate you. gaaaaaaaaar uuuuuuurggggg.

another cop!

scratches his neck and looks all apranoid:dance:

i think he was beeing sarcastic lol.


get a broom!! lol just dont get up!

All the weed smoke's cleared and i can see clearly now..... and it sucks.

"I have a dream.... a dream where i'll never run out of weed and can die an old, stoned man."

i too share that draem my friend

and growing is the answer

hahau lazy bastard

So someone calls you out on being an idiot and you give the "I'm drunk and I should be allowed to post stupid shit in the lounge" excuse... No one is hating on you, but you are being an idiot. You're forcing us responsible ones to inform you that you're being an idiot insted of not setting your stupid-ass straight and "smoking and chilling". :rolleyes:

But now that you know what's up... what's up?

why was posting a goofy message because i was enjoying myself considered being an idiot? is there a better forum to post this? what exactly is the "lounge" for then coca?

friggin nazy germany or somethin

yea, im not reading ur posts again
and i think the weed would come first

sorry!! i was consecutively (obviously) drunk and hungover when i was posting those messages, u all were right in scolding me anyways i'm chill now and i just wanna be friiiiiiiiiends so im sorry all and ilove you :dance::rasta::pimp::);) woot smiley party

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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow

another cop!

scratches his neck and looks all apranoid:dance:

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apranoid, etr. of apronoid, noun. definition: an apron-like creature with poisonous venom. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

hahaha, nice

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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow

i just sat down, got all comfortable in my seat, logged on to cannabis.com, and opened my bowl case to pack a bowl, low and behold....

MY WEED IS NOT PRESENT!! AAAAAAAH

it most definitely is a meager 10 feet away in the other room yonder but distances ranging in thus category are far beyond my current limitations of energy and dagnabbit im just too fuckin lazy.

so which came first... the bowl, or the weed?

:smokin:didn't make sense whatever i tried:smokin::thumbsup:

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i know exactly what you mean.:thumbsup: :smokin:

yayy! someone who undresatnds me =)