How To Blaze In The Closet

Ok, well have much browsing and some reading, I've noticed that there's alota people that would like to be able to blaze somewhere and not have to be too paranoid and at the same time be comfortable, well I have somewhat of an answer to that.

Anyways let me begin with the explanation,

Your going to need either a flashlight, lamp, cell phone or something to create some light. Also make sure to get plenty of dryer sheets, then stuff them into a water bottle or something similar, then make a little hole at the other end so you can blow your air through it.

After you've found a light source that you can take with you into the closet, go into the closet, then close it, make sure you have all your tools on hand, your gonna need to a pipe, herbs, dryer sheet bottle, lighter, cologne/other odor eliminator/odor mask...

Here's where we put everything together:

1. turn on your light source so you can see inside the closet

2. pack a bowl of erbs, your going to want to try and pack just enough for you to get one big hit off of (try not to pack it too much, otherwise when you light it might be hard to put out quick, or could be too much to try and take in one hit)

3. once you hit the bowl, your going to be aiming to make sure once you light it, that you inhale all that smoke that starts to come, making sure that just about all the smoke that is comming off from your hit that you take in, and that once you can't take it anymore that the bowl is no longer smoking at all, there are 2 ways to do this, you will either put out the bowl with a wet finger or lighter, or just make sure you kill the bowl in that hit.

4. Blow all the hit into the plastic bottle with dryer sheets (depending on how much you stuff it, it might be too hard to completely blow all of it out without you needing to take a 2nd breathe, so in that case, you are going to blow as much as you can into the bottle, then without taking your mouth off of it, your gonna inhale through your nose, then continue to finish blowing through the bottle.

5. After taking the hit, and blowing it through the bottle, you may have slipped up by packing the bowl too big, not being able to kill the hit...etc, either way, you are going to want to spray something inside the closet to help with the possible small odor of Laundry & faint weed, so help solve this, spray something like cologne/odor masker, and then leave the closet, make sure you close it fast on your exit, that way you can keep whatever lingering smell that may be in there, to stay in there, so that whatever you spray can help mask/take it away without it spreading to the rest of the room.

... And That's how it's done

not a theory.... It's be done, proven & tested :cool: lol

thats hella work lol

i just walk outside hahaaha..but my dad opened the garage whe ni was out back liek 20 mins ago..i was so scared but i said "i had to get a letter" and he waws like...ok hahh so i didnt get caught

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Originally Posted by zip

thats hella work lol

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It's not too bad, plus after your done... you don't really trip about the process that it took to get there lol

haha, i just sit on the couch with the rest of my older family and pull out the pipes

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

haha, i just sit on the couch with the rest of my older family and pull out the pipes

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lol well the whole closet explanation was for people that don't have that easy of circumstances

Im lucky, i have my own house so no need to worry bout getting caught :)

Good idea, although alot of work.

ORRR, you could open up all your windows, turn on a fan, and just smoke. Thats what I do, haven't been caught yet. I don't even bother to blow the smoke outside the windows sometime. Ceiling fans are great for circulating the air around and getting the smell out, rather than trying to cover it up.

make a doob tube.

wish i could try that but i cant afford to screw up once becasue if my parents find out im dead

Blow it out a window...run the shower and create alot of mist and smoke in there...get a 'smokeless pipe'; it's not completely smokeless but it cuts down on the odor. That above is just too much work.

go on the roof

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Originally Posted by BoNgzilLa805

go on the roof

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At my brother's old house my step-nephew and I could get on the roof from his room. At night, we would go up there and toke a few bowls or so. It was hella tight. I must've spent the entire Summer with my step-nephew at my brother's house.

I have a decent size walk in closet, and I smoke in there all the time :) It's cool because I have all the space I need and I just turn the closet light on. Jut made a gravity bong that works like a charm. I use a bottle with dryer sheets, that kinda sucks though, wish I could smoke outside without risk.

ummmm.... haha, no shit dude.... but one thing, i don't have to worry about smell because my dads a stoner and i just open a window and toke and if he smells it, well... he'll just tell me to leave the window open haha. I don't have to go to desprate messures like tht. DRRRRRUnK

Or... just smoke by a window with a fan sucking air out. :D
I've never had a problem doing that.

lol ive always found it easier to just step outside or blow it out a window

Back when i used to hide it i would use your same method but with an empty toilet paper roll with the dryer sheets around one end, but i agree with the others, just step outside.

i used to smoke in the closet for the hell of it its a pretty kool place to smoke out but i like sittin on my couch an smokin better

i havent smoked in my closet yet i usually sit at my computer and have a fan on and the window open... i dont know most of my friends dont smoke but knows what it smells like so if i reek then ya..im screwed