Holy fucking shit!

So I've been sober for about a week now, and it's been tough. A few minutes ago I decided to go take a shit. So I set out in search of a bathroom where I could find a little privacy (I don't like shitting in the bathroom on my floor since people come in and out of it all the time). I went to the one bathroom I usually go to, but there was somebody already there.

Then I went in search of another bathroom, angrily muttering under my breath about how you can't get any privacy around here anywhere. The second bathroom I like to shit in required going up two stories. I decided not to use the slow-ass elevator since it's usually faster to just take the stairs. Then as I was climbing the stairs, I happened to look down and see something. At first I thought it was a cigarette butt since people like to smoke cigs in the stairwells, but I had to take a second look.

When I did I couldn't keep myself from laughing hysterically. A ROACH! A FUCKING ROACH! I picked it up, and found another couple bits of bud around it, then ran back to my room, and here I am. It smells like good shit too. The weed gods are smiling on me today! :D

lucky you...I just get the kind of roaches that smell and look like da pooh

Whoever dropped this weed, THANK YOU! It feels so nice to be high again.

I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was. :)

Lol... lucky you..im glad you found some erb

Sweet man, it must've been fate someone else was taking a shit in your bathroom.

lol lemme get it stright u smoke u weed nugs they left right?

dont tell me u smoked their left over used roach , u can ctahc shit form that man.

if u found sum nugs good for u bro ive only ever found a nugget

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was. :)

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Awww... what a GREAT idea!! Kudos for thinking the way you do!
LOVE!!

:thumbsup:

Congratulations on your find! Yes, the Weed Gods must be smiling upon you. If only I could find some bud, the Weed Gods would certainly be smiling upon me, too. They'd look upon me with a retorting eye as I savored their gifts from above and below. I'd smile back with my slitted eye to show my thanks.

the weed god has smiled on you. Just remember to repay him or he wont stop again.

When i was driving taxi, i picked up this bum and took him accrost town. He told me his life story, and i felt bad for him. he payed me in quarters, and i said "stick out your hand" i laid a nice sized joint into his palm. You would have thought he won the megabucks. "WOW! THANKS! i havn't smoked weed in years!" It made me smile thinking about him smoking it with his freinds laughing about the taxi driver that gave him a joint.

Lucky you.

I've found weed a couple times in my days, the best was when I was skating all day cause I was dry and I skated past the grocery store and found the fattest eigth, like two months after that I was skating past the same grocery store and found a pack of smokes and a butane lighter (I only took the lighter, left the smokes for a homeless person or a very cool dog).

I've only got a bowls worth left :( But i lost a lil baggie about a week ago that i never found. But i think someone might of took it and smoked it or something. Also my dealers not responded lol. Sucks but i could do with a break after iv finshed this bowl off anyway. I hate high tolerance.

I've never found any weed/skunk. I only really smoke skunk now, i have a taste for it :)

coooool man the lord of ganja works in wonderfull ways

like the times you score weed when you least expect it

Yeh put some back thats a good idea

I can't wait til i start growin. I'll make sure to buy a nice strain of seeds

Nice find, man! Did you ever find a place to dump your load, lmao!

Here's catcher, folks:

If you got to shit, with nowhere to go
Just light a joint, or smoke a bowl...

where were you at? when you were looking for a bathroom and found a roach