What's the craziest thing that ever happend while you were tripping?

Like the title says, what's the craziest thing that ever happend while you were tripping? I don't mean a crazy hallucination. I mean something that would be way out there even if you were straight and is totally off the scale while your on psychedelics. Here's mine:

Me and two friends got a 1/2oz of shrooms and headed out to the beach on the Northern Cali coast. We split up the 1/2 and were all shroomin really, really hard. We were walking down the beach when I suddenly felt the strangest thing. The ground under me felt like jello, all bouncy and squishy. I called my friends over and they felt it too. We all stood there wiggling our toes around in the jello sand and as we did we started to notice something under the sand...hair!!! We were like "what the fuck" when my friend noticed a little nose sticking out of the sand a few feet away. We then realized that the jello sand was actually the blubber of a dead seal. This was all too much for us and we ran off and hid in this little cave for the next hour.

i ran into this guy in the food court and he just randomly started talking to us about music and stuff and bonnaroo came up and i was like "hell yea i'm going this year and gonna eat a ton of acid and watch radiohead." and he laughed and was like "yea that stuff can be fun just don't overdo it and turn into a zombie"

we were on acid at the time so it was real weird. we were peaking too, it wasn't like late in the trip we went to get some food, we dropped, waited to feel it, and walked around campus for about 30 minutes until the cafeteria opened. it was great.

i was frying on acid at a park at night
the cops showed up and i hid in the river
i was like rambo allcovered up only my eyes showed.
crazy fucking night

Id just finished smoking a few joints with Ben, when we got the munch. So we walk over to Budgens and start gawping at all the delicious chocolates and such. Babbling ensued, I think we were in there for about 30 minutes, and all we could afford was a couple of Milky Way's and a drink. So we go to the counter, and as Im eyeing up the fit bird working there Ben looks up and sees a big tub of KY Jelly. His next words will haunt me for the rest of my life...

'Oh Swizz, I thought they did KY Jelly here!'.

So now all the staff at Budgens think were a gay couple. Marvellous.

I walked in my house after eating an eight of gold caps. to get to my room upstairs i must walk through the living room. i had 5 dollars in my pocket and my parents were in bed. i put the 5 in my moms purse, and took her ciggz. i went upstairs and turned on the new King Spade album and listened to it while i looked in the mirror and smoked a pack in an hour

i was triping with a few friend after eating over a 1/8th and smoke a bowl. well for like an hour i thought all my friends were gay and trying to get with me i got all paranoid and i sat by myself at the other end of the couch, i didnt want to talk to them, i really thought they were all gay i had to tell myself it was all in my head!:D

Me and a friend took a couple tabs of very good clean acid and took a walk. We left at like 1 in the morning and were returing home at about 5 when all the sudden we saw headlights. We dived out of the way just in time and saw it was a cop. He didnt see us but it was fucked up. We were both carrying road reflectors and house numbers, real lucky.

Omg.. this was like a week ago. I was fucking blazed out of my mind, and I went to get something to eat (about a 10 minute walk to where I was going). On the way back, some dude started following me, so I started walking faster sort of trying to play off cool and all but get away from him still. He jogged up to me and started asking me questions like.. "Where do you live?", and other personal shit and I got really scared, but kept answering him cause I was afraid to get him mad. The last words he said to me were, "If I were you kid, I'd run", and I fucking just froze a bit. I was soooo confused and fucking nervous as hell.

Again, he leans really close and yells "RUNNN KIDD!" and I fucking ran all the way back to my dorm. It was scary as fuck.. Seriously, getting harassed by a goth dude while stoned out of my mind, I thought he was going to kill me. Talk about paranoia while high...

Last wednesday after we smoked a tulip, some guy just voluntarily demolished his perfectly good working Ipod Mini. Like, he asked me "shall I do it", and I told him ofcourse I wasn't stopping him. Then he threw the ipod against a wall and that cracked me up. We threw it around a bit more untill the inside electronics came peeking out. Anybody wants to buy a 4GB ipod drive thingy? :P

Next day, thursday, we were looking for something to do and he offered to burn his own bike (wtf..) so we placed it somewhere on a field and lit it up. It looked real n ice and cosy when we suddenly heard firetrucks everywhere around us. We ran like shit, and when we were about to run into a dark path between some trees etc. one of us saw the M.E. (the dutch riot control), so we had a WTF-moment and ran a lot more lol.

It might not have been really crazy, but it sure was weird to be sought up by riot control.

i was at a party and was totaly fucked out of my mind... when people started yelling that someone had a knife...and that they stabbed someone, ya that was pritty messed up, i hid in a closet for like 3 hours untill my friend (also totaly fucked up) told me that "woah dude did you know someone just got stabbed...wow an OC party too" ya pritty scary

i thought i was michael jackson n walked around the mall squeaking...dam that was embarrsing...

Both these things happened while I was tripping on shrooms with someone. First one was last year on Halloween, 2 friends & I had just taken some shrooms.. and since i live right in town, we turned all the lights off, chilled, and watched tv in my living room. Like an hour into the trip, someone starts banging on the living room door (not even the right door to get in.. which freaked me out even) .. it's a bunch of kids trick-or-treating.. so i get them to leave as calmly as I can and we continue the trip. I didn't think much of it, but had heard all the hype on shrooms so i knew I had to keep cool or else it'd be shitty. (was my 1st shroom trip) I dunno how bad it freaked my 2 friends out though, as my 1 friend ended up having a really bad trip that night, like thinking he was dying and asking us to bring him to the doctor. :confused: :stoned:


The other one wasn't much, because it ended up not affecting our trip (or so i think), but I thought it would for sure. Well, my friend had just came over with the shrooms, we ate them.. then a friend of his stopped by for a bit to toke.. before we started to really trip. So my friend (the 1 tripping) then gets out his brand new bowl that he'd been bragging about the whole time. :rasta: He is showing it to his other friend, and i can't remember how, but his friend drops the bowl and it shatters everywhere. :( I remember the look on my friends face afterwards... pure shock... he then spent the next 10 or so minutes pacing back and forth, telling himself and us that he wasn't gonna let it affect his trip. :rasta:

not really crazy things but when i trip , I usually try do mellow things. :D

I had the weirdest trip of my life from sniffin' lighter gas a while back. I bought 1 can and sniffed it in the train station toilets. On my way in I saw bout 8 pigz outside the toilets, but didnt let that stop me. Wen I sniffed it I was in an anxious mood and had a shortlived but bad trip. It's true! Being depressed or anxious does bring on a bad trip!! I hallucinated that there was a weirdo slowly and quietly shakin the my toilet door and was makin somethin drip down the door. I then forgot where I was for a moment and got real confused. I thought to myself "dont make any sudden noises coz it mite provoke him or give him the wrong idea, if ya know what I mean. Then, because I predicted wot he wud do if it happened, I accidently dropped the paper bag I bought the gas can in and I saw the dude shake the door real hard to try and break in. Then I kinda freaked and kicked the door to try and shit him up, and shouted "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then I carried on kickin the door still unsure of where I was and the dude I saw ran off. But the pigz overheard the noise and came in. Then I stopped trippin' but was still real confused, but now realised where i was again. Then i said to the pigz "sorry bout that. There was some weirdo tryin' to break into the toilet i was in." Then one of the pigz asked me if i got a look at him at all, and i said "no, he didn't look down the bottom of the toilet door". I mentioned him bangin the door and everything, and i realised,that after having tole the pigz wot i saw, i was only trippin' out, and i cudn't tell 'em it was the gas coz id get into shit for sniffin in public. Then i mentioned the drip comin down the door and then the pigz knew somethin wasn't rite. One of the pigz said "are you okay?you seem a bit shaken up". I said i was okay, and just a lil bit shocked from what happened. He then said "you're eyes look rather dilated. You haven't been taking any drugs have you?" and i said no. Then they searched me for drugs and found my gas lighter refill. They asked me "what's this?" and i said "it's for my lighter". Then the other pig said "where's ya lighter?" and I said "I ain't got it on me." They then sussed out it was the gas making me like that and said "you do realise it's an offence to lie to the police?!" Then they said "we'll let u off this time. dont let us catch you sniffing this stuff in public again! You can do this at home, if you're daft enough to do it". And handed it back to me. Then the effects had worn off but had plenty more to sniff. I thought to myself, "fuck wot the pigz say. I'm just gonna sniff it somewhere else!" So i went to the beach, still a little anxious from the bad trip and gettin caught by the popo.

Then I sniffed some on the beach and saw another wierd hallucination. This one wasn't a bad trip as such, just a lil freaky but interesting. I saw some trap door rising to the surfae from the sand and stones. it then started opening and i saw some kinda pit in hell wiv fire inside. I thought, "can't wait to see wot happens in this trip!". I then saw the devil's face show from down there and a real evil freaky kinda devil noise. It was weird! Then I saw the devil behind me. It looked like some kinda computer animated kinda devil. real cool and it looked so real. Then I sniffed some more and walked on a little and thought i saw a trail of blood leadin to this man who coincidentally had a knife. I followed the blood trail to hom but luckily the trip wore off before i followed it to him, coz i dont know how i wud hav acted high on that shit. lol. The different trips i had seemed to come after a few big breathfulls of gas then wear off quickly. Toppin up in between bought the weird shit back. I was a lot more chilled out on the beach coz it was away from pigz and peaceful, but i seem to have weird trips in strange small places when i worry about being caught or feel anxious. But lookin back now i found it a good laugh. Peace out to all the tokers. :rasta:

- Aden :dance:

took a bong ... looking down ... saw shiny shoes ... a friend says
uh oh. Pissed off pork takes MJ and bong and throws into Potomac
..... says get lost ... wonderful day at Geat Falls MD

ok so me and my best friend angie are practically inseperable. we do everything together to the point that we finish sentances. its funny, we joke about how we're the same person, but we REALLY realize it when were tripping on acid. we each took 2 tabs and, while waiting for it to kick in, played a game of sorry!. then pretty much as soon as we finished, the effects started happening and we roamed around outside for about 5 hours. finally when we get back angie gets the idea in her head that we need to play sorry again. i agree but when we start playing all i can pay attention to is how the game peices really do slide and all the pretty colors and shit, but then angie tells me we have to be serious. i go along with it, and before i know it, we're playing a hardcore INTENSE game. i want to win and so does she, and after a while of heavy playing, we find out that we ended up in the exact same place on exact opposite sides of the board, one guy left to get into home 2 spaces away. we were convinced that we really WERE the same person, and neither of us could ever win, so we put down the game.

we never finished it. too weird.

two bums threatened to rape me when I was fucking blazed out of my mind, I just laughed and ran into dairy mart to catch up with my friends. It was fucked.

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Originally Posted by brewdy

took a bong ... looking down ... saw shiny shoes ... a friend says
uh oh. Pissed off pork takes MJ and bong and throws into Potomac
..... says get lost ... wonderful day at Geat Falls MD

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you chill at the falls... dam its a small world man i was there like a few days ago smokin a blunt with some friends... :stoned:

Salvia 40x I had uncontrollable laughter (literally, my body was culvcing a way that physically made me laugh, and I couldn't do anything about it).

Once that subsided I forgot how to breathe for about 10 seconds (though it felt like hours).

When I was physically back together I started having weird closed eyed visuals like the inside skin of my eyelids was waving like the ocean in front of my eyes. It was freaky guys.

Well.........Me and a few mates where sitting in my mates house and we were all fucked as we had been taking a cocktail of drugs all night. Everyone had at least some coke, E and weed.....I had a dot of acid aswell and some beer and we were all fucked.

We started talking about my mates goldfish and everyone had idea's what to do with it and one of my mates tried to kill it because he thought it was going to kill him when he was asleep. (Fucked up I know)

So eventually 4 of us manage to get him out of the tank and into this small bowl and we all decide that we need to take him for a walk down the street because he has no legs. LMAO!

We take him for a massive walk and about 10 minutes into the walk my mate drops the bowl on the grass and all the water falls out and the fish starts flapping all over the place. So I knock on the nearest house door and ask for water. The first time i got told to fuck off but the second it was an old womans house and without realising it I walk in and take a bottle of orange juice out of the fridge and walk out again.

I run up to my mates with the bottle of OJ and they pour it into the bowl thinking its water because we are all so fucked. Anyway 2-3 minutes after walking again we relise that its not water in the bowl so my mate kicks a fence door down and runs into a garden to get a house. We eventually fill the bowl with water and carry on walking.

We must have walked about 2 miles when all of a sudden the popo roll up and ask us what we are doing walking down the road with a bowl with a fish in it and why we are soaked in water. And my mate had lost his shoes, he remembers giving them to a dog ???? :D LMAO fucked i know.

So we all get taken to the police station and put in the cells for a night with check ups every hour to make sure everyone is all good lmao.

That was a fucked up night and one of the funnest.


AND GUESS WHAT......The goldfish is still in the police station to this very day but they have got it a nice tank and everything. They stole my mates pet how wrong is that.

I saw it in thier last week for being unruley when drunk.

haha ^ they stole the fish....wtf?....
I'm supprised its still alive...

good story...

Hahaha so were we........It must have had one hell of a vitamin C dosage that night. O and my mate when in and asked for the fish back and they claimed they bought it a week after they brought us in for being fucked out of our brains.

yeah .. we called the place "trip land"

I cant wait to have another eventful night like that.......they normally happen like every month when everyone gets some cash together and gets absolutly fucked.

1st post, what's up everyone?
my buddy and i ate some shrooms in the Shinjuku part of Tokyo. Talk about an intense experience. We thought we had been sold crap since nothing happened for about 45 minutes. Then on the train going to Shibuya (the famous scene you see from tokyo, with the 3 giant tv screens), i looked at Shinny and his face was that of a fish out of water. We both felt it hit at the same time, the walls of the train breathing, and all of the black suit wearing Japanese turning into a shade of dark water.
for sure, one of the most f-ed days of my life.

I discovered invisibility while tripping once with a friend, in Georgia, when I was in the Army. No, really, I shit you not, but let me explain.

We popped some LSD (purple micro) and we sat against the wall of this building which was on the edge of Barton Field at Fort Gordon. There was a path going by where we were, but no one walking by ever looked our direction. It was just the layout of the trees and the clouds and the nearby buildings, they'd just naturally draw peoples' eyes along certain paths, and it so happened that they tended to draw peoples' attention AWAY from us. We were effectively invisible, yet sitting in plain sight tripping our balls off, laughing, occasionally waving our arms to see if even that would attract anyone's notice (it didn't).

It occurred to me that there are probably spots like that all over, if one only took the time to find them, spots where one can sit in plain sight, but because of the architecture and surroundings, no one will see you because no one will ever even look in your direction. I spent most of the rest of my time in the Army looking for such spots, and found them to be uncommon, but not incredibly rare. I found a couple of inviso-spots in Grenada, one in Turkey, and one so far in my hometown in the States, and I'm always looking for more because it is massively enjoyable to trip balls right in front of the world, yet remain totally unseen. ;)

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i was triping with a few friend after eating over a 1/8th and smoke a bowl. well for like an hour i thought all my friends were gay and trying to get with me i got all paranoid and i sat by myself at the other end of the couch, i didnt want to talk to them, i really thought they were all gay i had to tell myself it was all in my head!

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OMG haha when im trippoing out badly i think all my friends are trying to get me too, i swear to god they are! its so damn funny when i come down and look back!

When i used to live in Phoenix, i used to carry a gun. I was really baked one day and my roommate called me and said some mexican gang bangers where trying to kill him, so i hoped in my car and we found them. Then they tried to run me off the road and started chasing me and my buddy. They kept following us and wouldnt leave us alone, i think they where trying to find out where we lived. I ended up driving into a Culdasack < i know i didnt spell that right. And realised i was fucked. I turned my car around and in they came. There was about 5 of them in a Monte Carlo. They rolled there windows down and i saw a gun. I took about 5 shots at them. That was a pretty shitty day. But i wasnt on psychedelics just stoned. Needless to say my high was ruined.