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do you get embarrased if someone seen you shaking hands with the president.
or if you seen someone do it.
i used to feel weird but after being locked up i see things different.
even taking a dump id get embarresed if some open the door or watched me wipe my colo.not no more i could care less.
feels kind of good like a weight was removed.
i think most people are too uptight
haha, the only time I don't mind someone seeing me spank the monkey is when I'm with a chick who gets off on watching. Otherwise, I feel quite vulnerable, and embarassed...
I have to admit it goes a little differently when I'm with someone and doing it. I go nice and slow when with a girl, but when I'm alone, I'm like a little chimpanzee just giving it hell, lol! (It goes quicker that way)
I can finish by myself in 45.23 seconds flat! ;)
funny funny
its always nice to keep masturbation and bowel movement stories to a minimum in most social situations....
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Originally Posted by JunkYard
JunkYard... you never fail to make me laugh... thanks for being you. :)
Guys really time it?!?!? That is interesting, lol....thanks for the laugh
34.764 seconds fastest :rasta:
4.5 hours longest :pimp:
So how fast can you finish when you are with a chick JunkYard :confused: :D
Well, the last time someone I wasn't sleeping with caught me, it was my neighbor. She'd come to my window and looked in. So I slept with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
If the girl I've been sleeping with, for over five years, catches me, she has the worst way of bringing things up.
However, if I'm alone, I always feel ashamed, after the fact. But, that doesn't stop me. :smokin:
i think it'd be hilarious to walk in on a guy, better yet a chick, masterbating. if i knew the person i'd walk out laughing, if i wanted to fuck the person i'd probably finish it for them. I've watched a couple guys get them selves off, and i think its dam hot! lol.
by the way 45 seconds, thats pretty quick.
forgot to add..
I dont think u should be ashamed if someone walks in on you jerking off. Id be more embarassed about the toilet thing.
Those days are over man...No shame in telling someone you "had a wank before you left the house"
or
"can I borrow that porn mag...i'll have a little flick through it later"
Boys will be boys
i have never been caught masturbating...
i dont intend to
but i dont think i would necessarily be ashamed
unless it was my mother or father
that shit would be weird as fuck
me: oh fuck *puts blanket over dick*
dad: what the fuck are you doing
me: fuck
dad: fuck
me: oh shit
dad: *unbuckles belt* *whoops my ass*
i dont think pops would whip that ass
if he tried just take the blanket off your meat
and spear em.
hopefully i will not walk in on any1... if that were to happen i would pretend i had seen nothing and get the hell out of there... they will think gram is :stoned: again.....
what the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I'm not really scared of beind discovered jerking off or anything, but in mildly public (or really public places like a public bathroom) it feels awkward...especially if I'm going for a quick'n because it can get nooooooiiiiiiissssssyyyyyy.
public masturbation....how common is that? is that just a tooele thing? im from utah too, i know the type that comes out of there...
ROFL, wtf yo, thats some funny shit right thereQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
and penguin, masturbating in public/semi-public?
if i was about to meet the pres... i would nut all over my hands and not wash them, then give him a real firm shake.
well i got caught once....as soon as they opened the door i turned around and shot a jet of jizz at them and said *WHATCHA!*
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Alavaster
I totally would not be embarrassed to have someone catch me masterbating. In fact public sex and jacking off in front of someone turns me on. To make them sit there and watch you pleasure yourself. It's fun to see how long he'll wait to get up and help you. But then again I'm a girl.
On the other hand. I cannot poop in a public bathroom or anywhere else for that matter. Can only do the number 2 at home.
But I can pee anywhere, I pee on the side of the road at least once a week.
(Gravel roads by the way).
There you go, some things about me that no one else knows.
imotep walked in on itself being loveley with a piece of its fossilsed stool and was not embarressed. in fact it help itself with the coproerotica.
lmao at spear him
lol this is true:
i once wanked in the sea - and in the toilets of my work haha
i never masterbate as its against my religion...but a girl culd do tht 4 me...
thats fucked up robe but pretty fuckin funny
I wouldnt care if someone saw me pissing or shitting, but i dunno about wanking, id be embarrased, buti dunno if id stop...