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I'm not talking buzzed, I'm talking ripped out of your mind.
Walking past security, Boarding airplane, Than taking off.
How was it?
I'd have to do it during the day light, I think I'd get a tid paranoid with the noices/shakes during the twighlight hours.
i think that would be kind of hard to do as you normally want to get to the airport at least an hour and a half before the flight and usually even earlier than that. and there is no way you could smoke in the airport (obviously). plus once you et on the plane it is another 20 minutes of waiting or possibly more. the only way i could even see doing it would be smoking A LOT right before you walked into the airport as at best youre going to be waiting two hours before getting on the plane. they couldnt do anything to you for being high if you didnt have anything on you. it would be a strange experience though.:rasta:
While I was traveling, I would get blazed out of my mind just before I got on a plane or train because they make me nervous. It's really nice because most of the time I flew budget airlines (like ryanair and jetblue) and I could just pass out and sleep the whole time.
The Kid
please you kids are funny..... dude evry time i fly like that.
PRE 9-11 I smoked a bowl in the bathroom on my way to hawaii, and smoked a bowl in LAX too.
How do you fly sober? I have never tried it.
smoking in airports is not that hard. last time I flew I rolled a baby j and power puffed it in the bathroom in like 2 minutes. Boarded my flight and even while taxi-ing, i was flying.
i've eaten browines before i went to the airport and smoked like on the way so i was baked and stayed that way for the flight.
when i was in holland i smoked a huge joint....one of those foot long joints that you buy for like 5 euros on the way to the airport to come back to LA. When i arrived at schipol...i was so high and everyone i talked to at the airport knew it. My friend had a marijuana shirt that he got in amsterdam, and he wore that to the airport. When we got into the US, the customs lady looked at his shirt and just started laughing.
Only true stoners go through customs blazed out of their mind, and wearing shirts with huge leafs on them. Hahaha.
yes, while tripping on a third plateu DXM. needless to say, i got violently sick. the rest, i hardly remember. i hate dex
I flew at about 38,000 feet once...
thats the highest i think..
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I am filthy rich
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Lol, funny story. I don't know about true stoners, maybe a bit foolish and a tad too stoned? Needless to say, funny.:dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by infidel818
(for posterity, this is just copied-and-pasted from my response in the other thread)
Most definitely did so with marijuana. Leaving Vancouver in 2003 with a friend after we had spent a week there. Got on the plane after having smoked for 4 straight hours (in a smoke bar) and having been high all week. I don't even remember packing, but maybe we had packed the night before.
In any case, it was AMAZING, although there were certainly several times when I was convinced that we'd get caught (the inherent pot-paranoia) because I was equally sure that everybody in the airport knew how high we were. It was a relatively short flight...we most definitely stayed baked the whole time, and had a ball talking about utter nonsense.
Not sure if I would've done the same without my friend there, though...if alone, probably just would've smoked enough to get semi-high, just to make the travel a little easier (as much as I fly, I hate it...we've become cattle!).
exaclty and that if you're lucky sometimes they will keep you waiting for hours and hours it would be practically imposible, maybe to go on an airplane when high on any other drug would be easier but not weed, unless you make a space cake, hash coffe, put the weed into a drink or some sort of food then bring it with you or have it in the morning so that it hits you when you're on the plane that would be a good ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by suhl
I'm going to try it myself next time I go away. But there's so much waiting and security checks the high would wear off before you even find your seat! I would try and find a smoking area in the departure lounge, preferably in a well-ventilated area and smoke away.
I have never done this but I'm sure it'll be one of the most scariest things I've ever done xD.
I've gone flying with my friend in his 2 seater plane while fucked up on shooms, now that was scary.
Yeah, i dont think id bother, although if i didnt have to wait so long it'd be awesome to REALLY fly lol
I wouldnt recommend doing anything sober, especially waiting in lines then going 30 thousand feet in the air @ 200 mph! In a perfect world, I control all airlines and the beverage service includes your selection of opiates or weed (no meth addicts on the planes plz) First class citizens can enjoy LSD but they must be locked down by our experienced staff...
"its called mescaline - its the only way to fly"
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CHECK ON BAGGAGE IS YOUR MIND
Pre 9-11, I was flying from Midwest to San Diego, got to airport 15 min. before flight left...packed a bowl with some weed and opium, blazed...walked into terminal and got on plane. Man those were the days........:thumbsup:
The only time I flew, I flew baked out of my mind. I was going on 3 hours sleep and burnt one down in the parking lot in ATL at like 6 in the morning. Got right on the plane and landed in Orlando like an hour later still high. It was great.
lol, i always fly high; scuse the pun! Otherwise I get too frustrated waiting in queues and all that stuff. It also makes me look alot less guilty if i'm taking some with me. I'd look well too nervous sober. I usually smoke up on the way to the airport an then eat some when I arrive so I'm ripped for take off. I always want a window seat.
If you are filthy rich you should at least lease a private jet. You should have no problem smoking what ever you want while flying as high as you instruct the pilot to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
I've decided, not only do I want to fly stoned, but I want to ride in the flight deck as well. :D Though it is very hard to get in there after 9/11. :(
def eat a brownie duude
synthesizer.. you aren't a pilot are you??? well shit i heard flyin is easier than driving. i can't land a plane high or sober (flight simulator- and i got that shit rigged up nice w/ joysticks pedal;s and such) but it does appear in your avatar that (you??) are flyuing a plane... and i can only assume... well happy flights everyone synthesi\zer man might be your pilot... heheh thats why they keep the cockpits locked up now... blaze fest... poor flight attnedants get left out pof the action.
BTW i got caught with a bowl at the metal detector/x-ray machine last summer in Spokane. damn thing apparently had metal in the artwork in the glass... he just took it... put it with the pocket knives, nail clippers and such and was whispered to get the hell on out of there. then i went into the bathroom of the deserted terminal and smoked a hit or 2 off a J i had, then got paranoid and flushed it.. i had like 6 more taped to my leg....
Heh too bad you can't bring drinks on planes anymore.
"Sir, you are going to have to drink all of that right now or throw it away"
"... oh god"
uhhhhh does half an 80 OC and a blueberry blunt on the way with the other half on the backside en route count? I could barely function, it made the 6 hour flight awesome, but bagage claim was a little difficult....
Smoke on the plane. Bring bud, a batty, matches/lighter, duct tape, fart spray, and a styrofoam soup bowl. Go in the bathroom. Tape the bowl over the smoke detector. Turn the vent on. Toke up. Let it all vent out. Spray the fart spray. Take the bowl down, and get back to your seat.
well, i walked the parking lof of Charlotte Airport smoking a mecc blunt. T^hen proceded right to the terminal. There isn't shit they can do if you stink, just dont carry any.
Yes, in A-dam. It was all good.
Yeah, I went for an AM flight, and ate a couple of strong firecrackers an hour before I got to the airport... By the time I got through customs and such, I was still rising on my high. Take-off was AMAZING.
I wouldn't really recommend smoking at your departure destination, dogs can make your life a living hell. Be safe, and eat your smoke as to not hold you up if you do encounter said dogs.
I LOVED IT.
I ususaly just make fire crackers and eat them b4 I leave to the air port and ususaly and baked off my ass for about the whole ride lol... planes make me nervous so usully I will take alot of xanax before the flight so I just sleep the whole way... sometimes I dont even remeber getting on the plane lol..