ImN2pot or somebody who know what's up

I hope somebody who actually has done some research on this can give me some clue as to what time frame I am actually looking at. I have toked for about the past 9 years multiple times daily. For the past two years I've burned dro bowls multiple times daily. I mean at least 4-5 times a day and that was if I was just sitting at home. This is not bragging, but I could go thru an ounce a week easy. I know my metabolism is slow because I really don't eat that much, but damn I haven't smoke since early July and I am still pissing dirty. I've drank so much damn cranberry juice I am shitting cranberries. I've also taken passyourdrugtest's extreme toxin remover to no avail. For most of the time I weighed around 200 pounds, but over the past year I've lost about 40 pounds so I thought that most of the THC would have left me by now. Should I expect another month or what? Also, what is the best urine substitute out on the market today? Besides going to my neighbor and asking for a sample. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. :confused:

drink lotsa water

drink a lot of water before the test and take some vitamin B.

Kyle I don't know what that was all about, but I appreciate your enthuasim for one of man's greatest inventions, the bong. Omun, I don't know the exact time of my test because I will be going through processing on that day and I know that I can't be downing tons of water while I'm sitting through classes, so that won't work. I have also tried that before and failed because I'm very polluted. I do thank you though for your feedback.

well first ov all, if u havnt smoked since early july, u got no thc in yer system. wutz showin up an makin u fail yer testz iz the metabolitez er wutever there called that marijuana smokin leavez in yer body. these can stay in yer system fer a month er even more. ive heard frum alotta ppl different timez at which these metabolitez leave yer system, but it does vary dependin on the person an their metabolism. if u started drinkin water the day ov yer test, well thatz yer problem. u must start dilution as early as possible in order to flush out yer system quicker. startin dilution the day ov the test will prolly not do anythin. u shood however b clean sumtime soon az u say u havnt smoked since early july. an by the way, there prolly not actually called metabolitez but u get wut i mean. itz sumthin that getz stored in yer body an endz up commin out wit yer urine.
PeAcE

Metabolites are the byproducts of THC (or any other drug) after it has be threw your system and broken down. You have to wake up first thing in the morning and drink about 8 glasses of water or more for a better chance of passing. If you start before that, you're causing yourself unneccesary discomfort. Piss a few times, because this is full of metabolites. Also, only give a mid-stream sample. Here's something that I learned from ImN2pot, so I'll give him his props for this: You need to start taking creatine a few days before the test. You can get them from the health store. You should get the powder form. This is why one has to take this: When you drink alot of water, it lowers your creatine to a very low level, and this is how they know that you've been drinking alot of water to hide something. When you take creatine, it gets it back to it's appropriate level and the lab thinks that you are clean.

HEY!! Listen to Sensi he is absolutey right about the protien levels that they check to see if your piss is watered down.....also you are not "flushing" jack shit.... Your just SATURATING your body so that it is almost all water going through
----also the suggestion of mid-stream is also important never fill that cup with the beging or the end, if soem one has to watch you or something i suggest just pretending that you are nervous about them watching you and just act a little clumsy or somethin..lol

----Also you don't ahve to start drinking until 2-3 hours before test...i did mine last time in only two hours and about 3/4 of a gallon of water, i also did this before and added 1quart of cranberry juice to that recipe. the time before i drank about 1 1/2 gallons of water and that it think was way overdoing it. really it was. also as i guessyou have found out.. if you drink all crannberry juice you will shit your brains out.
That 1 quart of cranberry sure did it for me..

----and remember jsut make sure you are pissen clear for atleast on hour before your test...that is how YOUCAN TELL for sure that the water is being effective....if your piss isn't clear then don't go inuntil it is.

----and all that shit they sell for passing your test is bullshit, and if it has worked for people it's because it already contained alot of water in it, or you have to drink alot of water with it...so in the end it's just water anyway...the crannberry juice is just something that getsyour body psuhing out wateva comes in which is why you piss more when drinking fruit juices...they are what's called diaredics SP? That's what the word sounds like anyway....

GOOD LUCK all of this has helped me pass 3 drug test i am 3-0 word

shit i forgot the vitamin b.. the b12's are also good like ,Omun said, ......for the dilutiion tests they run sometimes ......

"----and remember jsut make sure you are pissen clear for atleast on hour before your test...that is how YOUCAN TELL for sure that the water is being effective....if your piss isn't clear then don't go inuntil it is."
well, it iz true that if yah go wit clear piss u kno that the water iz takin affect, however, if u piss clear, they may ask u ta take another test on a different day az they can tell that fluidz are interferrin wit the resultz. the vitaminz usually help make yer piss go back yellowish, but i juss givin ya fair warnin az this iz wut happened 2 me.
PeAcE

TRUE TRUE TRUE..., i never got the second cup so to speak and if they tell you it's too clear just say (maybe you8r call lol.) that you can never piss for these 'things' so you had a big glass of water at home or something....thta's my backup lol

Sorry about he vitamen for the pee part .. i was going to go there and i went off track..lol my bad


well hsit now i got a question......hey Killa.....does the b vit.'s make it a clear yellow or a cloudy???

I never used them pesronally....

no one has ever specified in anything that i read

Sativa, Killa, and Sensi thank you for your feedback. I've got to tell you that maybe it's just me because I am usually a very thorough person, like when I was out of weed and would take a paperclip to the inside grooving of my bowl for the resin, but I have done prelimenary test on myself using these methods and have failed. Well good news today was I got my test rescheduled for later this month so that gives me a little extra time to exercise my ass off and try and flush myself out. Have a good one.

i honestly dunt rlly kno bout the vitaminz, i never took em myself, i juss diluted. ive juss read on here multiple timez that they make yer piss a lil more yellow. im sure sumbody else knowz if it makez a clear er cloudy yellow.
an weedies, if u have a month till yer next one id say if yah dunt smoke till then u shood b fine. an if thatz not the case, yer a medical miracle buddy! i seriously dout that u wood fail the test after 2 monthz ov bein clean. good luck, an let us kno how it goez.
PeAcE

Thanks Killa and I am praying to God that I'm not a medical miracle. I will definetly keep yall informed.

i like yourself have smoked daily for about 15 years. got a interview for a job were i was told that the company does drug and alcohol tests. so i had about 2 weeks before the test so i didnt smoke for 2 weeks and took a product called ZYDOT and i passed my test and got the job.

Jolly, I just don't want to rely on a product to mask the substance. I want to be able to use my own piss without having to take a bunch of shit. I just have too much riding on this outcome to fuck it up. I don't know whether it is because my metabolism is so slow or like killa suggested, I could be a medical miracle, but I want to be absolutely clean. I have friends who can use these products and somehow pass the damn tests, but I simply have had no such luck. I do appreciate you leaving your feedback and I hope you smoke a fat sticky bowl on the 21st of this month and wish me luck.

god i love my rubber duck :D:D:D:D

hahahahah....i never kno wut ta expect when i see the girl in the red bikini dancin.
another thing u cood do iz juss take in clean piss, an still dilute in case they r watchin u too closely an u have 2 give em yer piss.