If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why
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If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why
A dog so I can sex every bitch lol!!!!
an elephant cause i could seriously fuck some shit up if you pissed me off
a snake
snakes are fucking sexy creatures.
A cat because it isn't owned,it owns :D
Eagle because it gets high..literally. Thats got to be fun
A tiger because I'm a loner, a natural hunter, and because I can get extremely viscious when provoked.
Dogs get the most respect from people and they are a mans best friend.
A lion hands down. Women under the thumb, food caught, brought and prioritized directly to you, shag a bit, lie down a bit, sleeeeeeeeeeep.
And awaken to the grasslands of Africa, to stretch a bit, eat a bit, shag a bit and sleeeeeeeeeeep. Plus who is gonna fuck with a pack of lions, except for another pack of lions, and what did we just learn about lions? :thumbsup:
Eagle would be cool, but I only think for about a week, cuz I bet you flying is some tiring work requiring a lot of hunting, and the novelty would wear off u'd be like *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* *flap**flap* *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiide* *flap* 'Ahhhh bollox to this, I'm gonna go lie down' but you won't be able to, because you're a bird, devoid of the physical capabilities, and it is in this time, you will see the error of your hasty decision making.
sloth all the way..
Snakes because... they're amazin'
an eagle, cuase you would get in trouble if you shoot me, and i could fish and eat fish when ever i want, plus i could go to alaska, and durring the winter i would be close to my home town, and i could go and pick up lil babys and kid nap them and shit like that.
that brings back a memory, when i was about 3 or 4, a eagle to the rez, and stayed here for some reason, but anyways, there was this kid, thats like 6 months oldr then me, and the eagle swooped down, grabed onto the kids skull and tried to fly away with him, i think the kid got lifted up like 2 feet, and he smaked the eagle, and the thing droped him on the ground.
I like being human. Something about being able to think complex thoughts and being able to smoke pot all the time. And that's a good thing since I am going to remain human for the forseeable future.
a rat because they piss people off lol. also a dog because they get to hump everything they see lol....
Yes, but if you're a dog there's always the risk that your owner might neuter you.Quote:
Originally Posted by HazeItUp
Hell yes, thats why I'd be a lion! Try n get near my balls mutha fucka!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Without hesitation, definitely a Peregrine Falcon; the fastest animal on this planet. Think of what a rush a 270 MpH dive must be! Fascinating and beautiful creatures!
No turtles????
Fuck you man... fuck you...
low blow
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I'd like to be a Human.
If I was a animal Id be a Dolphin
as they are intelligent /cute / good at doing tricks/funny/and lovley swimmers
me lol lol :dance:
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SweetRed
I'd definatly be a snake...... wrapping n crushin?!?! mmmm
If you are a responsible owner you should get any pet that goes out on it's own neutered.I think dogs are stupid because they stay faithful even to the worst owners.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
a dog. because to me, they seem eteranally happy, blissfully ignorant, gratefull, loyal, perceptive animals. ive grown up with dogs all my life and i work with them too. since i can remember, ive always wanted to a dog; either feral or domesticated. i dream of being a feral dog laying on the steps of the parthenon in Greece or a loyal life partner to some loving, active owner that would spoil me. sigh...o to be a dog
They all want to fly.
i'd be a fucking elephant.
simply because i could kick every other animal's ass on that list.
and destroy shit. big shit. FUCK YEAH!!!
fAKSJDNFAFKSGNAGAKS!!!!!@$#%&@J%J$@VQ
you have all missed the most obvious answer....a dolphin....ibarely any predators, and its the only other animal besides humans that has sex for pleasure. you probably dont have to swim with retarded kids if you dont want to so party on
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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420
ROFL
hahahaha. that shit made me laugh. hard. :smokin:
who the hell picked an ant!
What kinda poll is this - LOL
You forgot to put in Kiwi as a choice,,,,,,,,
Cause I dont know any kiwi's that would rather be anything else!!!!!!!
No worries mate - we'll let you off this time - teehee
Obviously, nobody wants legs.
edit: whoa, wrong page.
Because "the obvious choice is the dolphin".
Dolphins are sexy ^^
Even dolphins try to fly.
I would be a cat fo sure....or maybe an eagle....but I think I would be afraid of the height....hmmm
probably a cat
my g/f couldn't choose...she wants to be a flying lion (a griffin)
Cat for sure, they get stroked and petted all day, get to snuggle in front of the fire, take loads of naps and are so pretty :)
I would be a Bengal cat for sure.
Paul McCartney was once asked this question, and his reply was the Koala.
Practically all this animal does is sleep and eat eucalyptus leaves, which makes them permanently stoned.
yeah. plus stoners tend to get their dogs high. but even as a human, i learned how much fun it is to stick your head out of a car window, so i already have some dog qualities.Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
seems like most here wish the same attribute from animals as i do, the ability to fly, unaided by machine or other men. i would have chose snake, because i love reptiles (especially snakes, one of the most mis-understood creatures in the world if you ask me) but they have no real 'attribute' to offer, well atleast one that could compare to the eagle... i guess im glad i can't fly tho, cuz then i'd have to figure out how to light a bong/pipe or keep a joint/sweet lit while flying through the air at 40+ mph.... that might prove to be a bit difficult...
lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i'm not sure if the law is null and void now, or if people will just ignore this law, or not be so driven on enforicing it... but the Bald Eagle (one you will get in trouble for killing in america) isn't an endangered species anymore... not sure about this either, but i think wherever i heard this from (would of either been fox news or aol news) also said that the increased numbers of these birds is throwing the local ecosystems off.... kind of funny if you ask me, humans hunt something til it's almost extinct, then want to try and save it, so not only have they interviened with nature once, but twice, then.. when they succeed the second time, they get nothing more then a big middle finger right in the face "Yea, bitch, this is what you get, who told you to save me? I don't wanna be here you dumbfuck."Quote:
Originally Posted by partyguy420
I wanna be a swan. I'd have big wings and I'd scare people as a flew over.
Swans are pretty damn cool