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-fuckin shave your pre/pubert barber
-be yourself, donttry to impress anyone, just be yourself, that will impress em.
-try to be funny, to enjoy present moment
-dont fear a women's reaction when u wanna ask her out or whatever. you have nothing to lose. in the worst its gonna be a no, and in the best its gonna be a yes
-dont act like crazypothead (best advice)
ROFL, damn that guy has a rep for bein a loser eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
i just got a big dick and good bud
nothing tops that
most women are independent and got their own money
but w3hat they need is multiple orgasm's and some dank to smoke after.
Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
yea, well... i have a biggger dick and better weed.
lets see post a pic and ill post a pic and we shall let
kiazz decide whose she likes more
i bet you buy your weed hah boy.
you cant walk into the garden of weeden whenever
you want like i can.
ROfl man your hillarious but dont rub the weed garden in because I've been waiting to get one of my own :(.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
Don't listen to mellow mood. hes french ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
The 2 statements marked contradict each other...Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
I have a small dick,but I have the best weed...Ha...LOLz...
and you are ghey ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
I think i would choose being gay over being french anyday. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
frenchgayfrench
i'm panja
If you want a girlfriend just be more like Easy Roller...Be a Bird Magnet.
Get talking ..and be arrogant ...tell her your cock is as longer than her snatch is deep! But that she can "keep the change!"
She'll either slap you or give you some "Game On"
Either way you'll be the Bedroom Bully ...and that's just how it's gotta be haooow! Like a wolf !