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God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused:
hey crazypthead
arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.
wanking or jacking off gets boring
i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
damn thats a odd story
lol
I don't think im gonnna try the sandwich thing. Dont take advantage of me cuz im stoned, bitch. hehe, j/k. But yeah, im not gonna screw a fat chick. But im goin college this year and they'll be plenty of hot tail there for me to bonk :)
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Originally Posted by friendowl
sounds like some american pie shit right their
haha yeah right "you heard" you probley know
maybe you should get some friends before thinking about gettin a fat ugly chickQuote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
and your story is gross get a life
Dude, seroiusly. You only bring negativity to this board.Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
only in your stupid threadsQuote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
maybe you should buy more tissues dude:D
Rofl yes wanking does get boring, and that was funny xDQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
atleast you didnt use your sister's underwear like spicoli did
why does everyone insist on posting something every time they beat off? we dont want to hear wank stories. it isnt something you tell people about.
Here you go dear.... a nice fresh box... that should last you a couple hours
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lol
quoted for fuckin truthQuote:
Originally Posted by suhl
this story was gross and just proved his goddamn stupidity.
''uh i dont have any tissue, so i whack everywhere on my hands and my bed, then i jack off again, and oops, no tissue appeared, same scenario''
omfg
this should be called
THE EVERYDAY TROUBLES OF A TEENAGE LONER :p:)
please refer to masturbation as.. jackin off, beatin the salami, pettin the snake, or just masterbating...
wtf is wank.. omg
pettin the snake? wtf? what kinda term is that? I'll just call it masturbation from now on, and i always thought wank was a british term.
Dude, your not a teenager? why would you talk about yourself so horribly? ;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by robert42
woha what a loserQuote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
Girls are so much cooler than your hands. hahaa
well duh..... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ghost On Fire
The solution isn't just 'get a girlfriend.' It's not as easy as that. Wanking can get boring, SURE! But beggers can't be choosers.