A humorous convo...stoners skip around on subjects a lot

Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..


Dawnie3014: hiya
Razors bain: whuddup up my brotha from anotha motha
Razors bain: i know i know
Razors bain: youre not my brotha
Razors bain: oh well
Razors bain: nada
Razors bain: im chillin watchin some shit on joecartoon.com
Dawnie3014: lol
Razors bain: ever been there?
Dawnie3014: ur right i'm not ur brotha
Dawnie3014: yea i have, myaunt told me about it
Razors bain: have you seen james brain yet??
Dawnie3014: nah
Dawnie3014: haven't been on recently
Razors bain: me either...im waitin on it to load...
Razors bain: OO OOOOO ITS DONE
Razors bain: brb
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: oh my
Razors bain: that was great
Razors bain: hahahahaha
Dawnie3014: coolie deal
Razors bain: by crieky...lookie there...itsa croc
Dawnie3014: lol
Razors bain: now what im gunna do...im gunna sneak up behind him...and jam me thumb up its buttho'
Razors bain: that outta piss em off
Dawnie3014: eeeewwwww
Dawnie3014: tmi
Razors bain: i think youd like that cartoon...it was funny
Dawnie3014: didn't know u went that way
Dawnie3014: :-P
Razors bain: make me laugh long time
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: u funny
Razors bain: if you go to the press n 'splode section...then click on james brain...
Razors bain: its great..just great
Dawnie3014: alrighty then
Dawnie3014: will haveta remember to try it
Razors bain: you wont regret it
Razors bain: hahahahahhaa
Dawnie3014: computers act all dumb now, and wont let me do more than 1 thing at a time
Dawnie3014: not sure y
Dawnie3014: acts stupider now that it is fixed than before
Razors bain: do you have it in dipshit mode??
Razors bain: sometimes mine gets stuck in dipshit mode
Dawnie3014: *shrugs* i dunno, i'm ocmputer illiterate
Dawnie3014: fix it for me?
Dawnie3014: plz
Dawnie3014: *hands u a sledge hammer*
Dawnie3014: no wait
Dawnie3014: i wanna do that
Dawnie3014: get ur own
Razors bain: no matter how many times ill click the undipshitterize button...it just keeps on dipshittin
Razors bain: hahahaha
Dawnie3014: lmao
Dawnie3014: good one
Razors bain: i seen a commercial where a guy just shoves it out his window
Razors bain: ooooo brb
Dawnie3014: too easy
Razors bain: wheres my fanta?!?!?!
Razors bain: im gettin might pissed...
Razors bain: hahaha...no im not
Razors bain: i dont get pissed too often...and when i do...
Dawnie3014: better to b pissed off then pissed on
Dawnie3014: :-P
Dawnie3014: hungry hungry Dawnie
Razors bain: i forgot what i was talking about
Razors bain: oh yea....FANTA...WHERES MY FUCKING FANTA?!?!?!
Razors bain: damnit
Dawnie3014: me
Dawnie3014: it's all abouit me
Dawnie3014: :-D
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: ur supposed to b talking about me
Razors bain: im waiting for gerbil mantras to load
Razors bain: oh oh...
Razors bain: sorry
Dawnie3014: didn't uknow the world revolves aournd me?
Razors bain: i didnt realize until now
Razors bain: shit...what was i thinking
Razors bain: hell if i know
Razors bain: la la la
Dawnie3014: u better recgnize, lol
Razors bain: oooooowwwwwhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
Dawnie3014: la la la nuffin
Dawnie3014: wtf is that
Razors bain: i wanna bruffin
Razors bain: im getting in mantra mode
Dawnie3014: whaz that?
Razors bain: a bruffing
Razors bain: bruffin*
Dawnie3014: ooook
Dawnie3014: i'm clueless
Razors bain: only the most ass kickin munchie product on the face of this earth....created..by me!!
Razors bain: take brownie mix....and put it in a muffin pan...
Dawnie3014: ok then explain what it is
Razors bain: BAM....bruffins are born
Razors bain: brb
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: really u just ogt different shaped brownies....ok
Razors bain: nuh uh
Razors bain: theyre bruffins damnit
Dawnie3014: *rollz eyez* whatever
Razors bain: iiiiilllllllllllnnnnnneeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeer rrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaassssssssssssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Razors bain: i feel so peaceful now
Dawnie3014: i'mnot an assmonkey
Dawnie3014: u monkey butt
Razors bain: thats not what i said
Dawnie3014: ugh
Dawnie3014: wanna clean my room?
Dawnie3014: plz
Dawnie3014: pretty plz
Dawnie3014: :-D

Razors bain: bbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo wwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt oooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttyyy yyyyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa assssssssssffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccc cckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaacccccccc ccceeeeeeeeee
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: hahhahahaha
Dawnie3014: i dont thinky so, i'm not blowing it out my ass
Razors bain: its amazing what a gerbil can teach you in a mantra that can make all feel so peaceful
Razors bain: oh so peaceful
Dawnie3014: wtf r u talking about?
Razors bain: i just finished watching gerbil mantras on joecartoon
Razors bain: muahahahahaha
Dawnie3014: o
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: tell me about it
Razors bain: DUH DAWN
Dawnie3014: bite me
Razors bain: geezus
Dawnie3014: i'm not all here today
Razors bain: thats the beginners mantra
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: bbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttteeeeeeeee eeemmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
Dawnie3014: i don't bite, imma good girl
Dawnie3014: O:-)
Razors bain: hahahahahahah
Razors bain: thats a good one
Dawnie3014: true tho
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: hahahahahahhahahhahaha
Dawnie3014: u can't prove different
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: can u?
Razors bain: so
Razors bain: i dont have to prove shit
Dawnie3014: then to ur knowledge i'm good
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: cuz we all know shit exsists
Dawnie3014: now
Dawnie3014: after tonight
Dawnie3014: can't make no guarentees
Dawnie3014: :-D
Razors bain: dun dun duuunnnn
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: supposed to get to c my man tonight
Razors bain: uh oh
Dawnie3014: y
Razors bain: its gettin foggy outside
Dawnie3014: uh oh
Razors bain: froggy in fact
Dawnie3014: gonna rain
Razors bain: not yet!!!!
Dawnie3014: thats what i say
Razors bain: curtis is still out there
Dawnie3014: it's supposed to here
Dawnie3014: lookin all cradified
Dawnie3014: crapdified*
Dawnie3014: ugh
Razors bain: hahahah
Razors bain: nice word
Dawnie3014: thanx
Dawnie3014: i have tons of em
Razors bain: words???
Razors bain: id hope so
Dawnie3014: should write my own dictionary
Dawnie3014: i mena my own personal wordz
Razors bain: otherwise it would be hard for you to talk
Razors bain: oh...gotcha
Dawnie3014: u think?
Dawnie3014: well i'lm not tlaking
Razors bain: no...i dont
Dawnie3014: i'm typing
Dawnie3014: ifn u wanna call it that
Razors bain: whaeva whaeva i do what i wannnnt
Dawnie3014: ok cartman
Razors bain: hell yea
Dawnie3014: i got that pic for my msn display iwndow
Razors bain: nooo kitty its my potpie
Dawnie3014: window*
Dawnie3014: damn it
Razors bain: moooommm kitty's being a dildo...
Razors bain: i guess we know whos sleeping with mommy tonite
Dawnie3014: I WANT MY CHEEZY POOFS
Dawnie3014: ewwww
Razors bain: oooooo
Dawnie3014: i just got that
Razors bain: me too
Razors bain: cheezy poofs
Dawnie3014: slow much dawn?
Razors bain: its about time
Razors bain: slow a lot
Razors bain: dawn
Dawnie3014: told y ai wasnt all here
Dawnie3014: got zaco nthe brain
Dawnie3014: cant type
Dawnie3014: grrr
Razors bain: hmmmm
Dawnie3014: ?
Dawnie3014: i didn't do it
Dawnie3014: yet
Dawnie3014: ...
Razors bain: i never said you did
Razors bain: hhahaha
Razors bain: dont do it dawn
Dawnie3014: whatevah
Razors bain: you know better
Dawnie3014: y not?
Dawnie3014: but i want to
Razors bain: cuz I DO what I want
Dawnie3014: i'm old enuf to know better and still too young to care
Razors bain: oooo...you think youre so slick
Dawnie3014: yea, and i am a cop and u iwll respect my authoritie!
Razors bain: but i know how slick you really are
Razors bain: hahahaha
Razors bain: right
Dawnie3014: i have that pic too for msn
Dawnie3014: my ex hates it
Razors bain: slick as snot on a doorknob
Razors bain: i would too
Dawnie3014: so i deliberately downloaded it and e-mailed it to him
Razors bain: if i knew wtf you are talking about
Razors bain: good one
Razors bain: so evil
Razors bain: so fun
Dawnie3014: read back a few messages and put them together
Razors bain: muahahahahaha
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: i dont wanna
Dawnie3014: thats y i did it
Dawnie3014: to b evil
Razors bain: tsk tsk tsk
Dawnie3014: god i'm hungry
Dawnie3014: *stomach growls*
Razors bain: me too...
Razors bain: i gots tha munchies
Razors bain: i wish i had some pot
Razors bain: or weed
Razors bain: or chronic
Razors bain: or buddah
Dawnie3014: we got weeds n the yard:)
Razors bain: or middies
Razors bain: not them kinds
Dawnie3014: lol, i know
Razors bain: KIND BUD
Razors bain: mmmmmm
Dawnie3014: beina smartass
Razors bain: *drools*
Dawnie3014: *habds towel*
Dawnie3014: hands*
Razors bain: thanx
Dawnie3014: not on the keyboard, geez
Razors bain: my puter almost shorted out
Dawnie3014: i thought it owuld
Dawnie3014: control urself
Dawnie3014: brb
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: come back now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: wtf
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: grrrrr
Razors bain: owl
Razors bain: chicken too
Dawnie3014: what
Dawnie3014: i'm here
Razors bain: ive had ostrige..(sp?) jerky
Dawnie3014: miss me or somethin
Razors bain: its about time
Dawnie3014: god
Razors bain: yea
Razors bain: lots
Dawnie3014: ostridge? what
Razors bain: you back yet
Razors bain: how about now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: or
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: ??
Dawnie3014: no i'm a figment of ur imagination
Dawnie3014: r we ever really here?
Razors bain: i dont know if i like that
Dawnie3014: what
Dawnie3014: hallucinating/
Razors bain: fig nuetons in my imagination
Razors bain: i dont like those cookies
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: mmmm....fig nuetons
Razors bain: why would i like them in my brain??
Dawnie3014: to fell fruity, i dunno
Dawnie3014: feel*
Razors bain: i like halucinating
Razors bain: it makes me see stuff
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: EVERYWHERE
Dawnie3014: damn room isn't getting clean
Dawnie3014: :'(
Razors bain: thats your fault
Razors bain: not mine
Dawnie3014: looks horrible
Razors bain: too bad
Dawnie3014: and bed full
Dawnie3014: of crap
Razors bain: make it look good
Dawnie3014: needs cleaned
Dawnie3014: NOW

Razors bain: doit
Dawnie3014: i have to
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: yourself
Razors bain: doit
Dawnie3014: but can't move away from the computer
Dawnie3014: puuuuurty colors
Razors bain: well whos fault is that....
Razors bain: YOURS
Dawnie3014: mmmmmm
Dawnie3014: i have to, by 9pm
Dawnie3014: i got time
Razors bain: im out of fruity pebbles
Razors bain: oh well..
Dawnie3014: me too, didn't have any
Razors bain: i never really trusted them anyway
Dawnie3014: ha
Razors bain: they are fruity after all
Dawnie3014: yuck
Razors bain: what is you prob?
Dawnie3014: fruity
Dawnie3014: eeewww
Razors bain: mmmmm
Dawnie3014: in the gay form
Dawnie3014: not like fruit
Dawnie3014: ilike fruit
Razors bain: hey...atleast im not munchin on gay cheerios
Dawnie3014: anything fruity flavored
Razors bain: id rather eat gay rocks
Dawnie3014: gay cheerios?
Dawnie3014: umm..ok
Razors bain: yea...
Dawnie3014: why they gay
Razors bain: *sigh*
Razors bain: sigh whatfruit loops
Dawnie3014: suck
Razors bain: what tha fuck
Dawnie3014: ate too many of those in my life
Razors bain: how did you do that??
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: that
Dawnie3014: eat too many?
Razors bain: scroll up
Razors bain: there is some of your typing....on my screen name
Dawnie3014: i'm confuzzeled
Razors bain: me too....
Razors bain: i think my brain just popped
Dawnie3014: maybe, there is nothing i did on ur sn
Razors bain: now who tha fuck is gonna clean that up??
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: no no no
Razors bain: its there
Dawnie3014: o
Dawnie3014: nm
Razors bain: stop
Dawnie3014: i get it
Razors bain: damnit
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: stop
Razors bain: im trying to see something
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: everytime you IM me
Dawnie3014: i didn't do anything
Razors bain: it blacks it out and i cant see wtf im trying to talk about
Razors bain: stop it damnit
Razors bain: dont respond for a second
Dawnie3014: lmao
Razors bain: stop
Razors bain: ok.....this is what im talking about
Razors bain: Razors bain: sigh whatfruit loops
Razors bain: how did you do that??
Razors bain: your words..are under my s/n
Dawnie3014: i dunno, its not like that on mine
Dawnie3014: wait
Razors bain: well wtf son??
Razors bain: scroll up and look
Dawnie3014: Dawnie3014<!-- (5:03:22 PM)-->: sigh what
Razors bain<!-- (5:03:23 PM)-->: fruit loops
Razors bain: wtf son
Razors bain: thats fucked up
Dawnie3014: thats how it is onmine
Razors bain: you fucked with my IMing things mind!!!
Dawnie3014: urs is fucked up
Razors bain: well yours sux
Dawnie3014: hahaha
Razors bain: nuh uh
Dawnie3014: part of my evilplan
Razors bain: yours sux
Razors bain: massive cock
Dawnie3014: trying to tkae over the world pinky
Razors bain: your pinky
Dawnie3014: no
Razors bain: im obviously the brain
Dawnie3014: i'm the brain
Dawnie3014: i got the working IM
Razors bain: stfu
Razors bain: no....
Dawnie3014: ur eyes brown?
Dawnie3014: cause ur full of shit
Razors bain: youre just poinsoning mine to the point where it soaking into my fingers and im halluciniminating
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: theyre hazel
Razors bain: pptttttttthhhhhhhhh
Dawnie3014: should b brown
Razors bain: too bad huh
Dawnie3014: gettin deep in here
Razors bain: stfu
Dawnie3014: guess do
Dawnie3014: so
Razors bain: geezus
Razors bain: i cant get a word in edgewise
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Dawnie3014: i took lessons from u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Razors bain: its about time i got to say something in this convo
Dawnie3014: all ur fault
Razors bain: nope
Dawnie3014: whatever
Razors bain: hahahaha
Razors bain: you suck
Dawnie3014: nope my ass
Razors bain: well when are you going to pay me?
Dawnie3014: i plead the fifth
Razors bain: thats my line
Dawnie3014: :-X
Dawnie3014: ugh
Dawnie3014: mine
Dawnie3014: i'm da boss
Dawnie3014: u didn't know?
Razors bain: i plead the fifth anything i say can and will be twisted around and used against me in the court of dawn
Razors bain: cuz you suck
Dawnie3014: lmao
Dawnie3014: ugh
Razors bain: that was a good one
Razors bain: admit it
Razors bain: you love it
Razors bain: you want it
Razors bain: hahahahahhaa
Dawnie3014: weird
Dawnie3014: my comp just started talking about printing something?
Razors bain: i hate it when ppl try to talk to me and theyre not funny like you
Razors bain: im fucking with its mindses
Dawnie3014: u mean i'm funny?
Razors bain: yea
Dawnie3014: i thought i was normal
Dawnie3014: *shrugs*
Razors bain: they just sit there and are like....talk damnit
Razors bain: they give me nothing to work with
Razors bain: you do
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: u do the same for me
Dawnie3014: crakc me up
Razors bain: see...doesnt that just rockthafuckout??
Dawnie3014: yeppers
Razors bain: whateverthafuckthatmeans
Razors bain: oops
Dawnie3014: ok, haveta go now. clean and eat n junk, call andwake up the bf
Razors bain: ibetitwouldbereallyannoyingformetotypelikethisallt hetimehuh?
Dawnie3014: oh yes it would b
Razors bain: aiiiiiiiighty then
Razors bain: take it easy
Dawnie3014: veryannoyingbutsoeasdytodo
Dawnie3014: nospacesyay
Razors bain: youthinkyouresofuckinslick
Dawnie3014: k, ttyl tell curtis HI
Razors bain: aiight will do
Dawnie3014: bye
Razors bain: tell your bf i said whuddup
Razors bain: peace
Dawnie3014: will do
Razors bain: go already
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.

i skipped from Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.
that was way to long and had no sense either!

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Originally Posted by Stfu its Matthew

i skipped from Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.
that was way to long and had no sense either!

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word

The word is Ganj. Spread the word!

*bummfuzzled*
i know im not the only one...
Sorry it was soo long... But ya gotta get tha full gist of it.
I enjoyed it...*shrugs*...oh well

loooooooooooooong!

yah I mean I woulda given it like 10 min. to read, but not an hour. I'm sure it's...it's funny to....you.

longest post ever.

didn't read it

Just go fuck this girl and be done with it, I read up untill you started going on about "bruffins" and said fuck this. But yes, she does want your penis, I concluded that right away, so go give it to her.

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Originally Posted by shaggzx

Just go fuck this girl and be done with it, I read up untill you started going on about "bruffins" and said fuck this. But yes, she does want your penis, I concluded that right away, so go give it to her.

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hahaha...damn its a shame you dont know wtf youre talking about...
1. there is no penis...we're both girls
2. I never expected anyone to read all the way thru it...cuz its all pointless. But it was worth a shot.
I'm evil I know....:dance:

In that case, use a strap-on, there is nothing wrong with a little girl on girl action and yes, pointless indeed.

i dont know why, but i read it.

and I bet you forgot to tell curtis HI

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Originally Posted by Hollandica

i dont know why, but i read it.

and I bet you forgot to tell curtis HI

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OH FUCK!!! YOURE RIGHT!! I did forget, but can what can you expect from a burnout... sorry if I bored you.
Atleast I admit it was pointless...:thumbsup: