april fool's day pranks

i take this day seriously.
i love to fuck around and 4-1 is the day.
i m having my daughters 2nd b-day on sat.[she's my april fool]
there are lots of peeps that i dont like so i invited them all to chuck e cheese
the party is at my house.
i wish i could be there to see the look on their faces when they show up and there is no party.

haha, that is a good one. I don't really have anything planned for this year but i'm sure i'll thow something together last minute.

I few years back i had to think up a good one to get my buddy back from the previous year. Well as you know we just celebrated(ha!) our three year anniversary of our insurgance or Iraq. And about this time three years ago there was a lot of talk of the war and the possibility of a draft. My buddy who had gotten me real good the year before had just dropped out of high school and was just deliverying pizzas part time for round table and was 18. I was always telling him that he was a prime target to get drafted if there was one. So i searched all over the internet for a copy of an officail draft noticed for the Vietnam war. I photoshoped it to bring everything to current. I changed the address of where he had to report (local army recuiting station. It had official seals and everything. Only give away that it was a prank: I signed it John Doe(in a fancy script signature). I took it to the post office and had them cancel the stamp so it looked legit and waited for the mail man to come by his house. Once he left i ran up and dropped in the box and went home to wait! That night he called me once he had figured it out. Turns out that his mom had opened the letter when she saw who it was from and came into his room crying her eyes out! His whole family freaked out and they had a family meeting about what this was going to mean. But then he called the recruiting office and they told him there wasn't a draft and he saw the John Doe... Still, best laugh of my life! His mom was a little mad at me for a while, but she appreciated the good joke. =)

Anyone else have any good april fool's day stories? Please Share!

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Originally Posted by D Ton

haha, that is a good one. I don't really have anything planned for this year but i'm sure i'll thow something together last minute.

I few years back i had to think up a good one to get my buddy back from the previous year. Well as you know we just celebrated(ha!) our three year anniversary of our insurgance or Iraq. And about this time three years ago there was a lot of talk of the war and the possibility of a draft. My buddy who had gotten me real good the year before had just dropped out of high school and was just deliverying pizzas part time for round table and was 18. I was always telling him that he was a prime target to get drafted if there was one. So i searched all over the internet for a copy of an officail draft noticed for the Vietnam war. I photoshoped it to bring everything to current. I changed the address of where he had to report (local army recuiting station. It had official seals and everything. Only give away that it was a prank: I signed it John Doe(in a fancy script signature). I took it to the post office and had them cancel the stamp so it looked legit and waited for the mail man to come by his house. Once he left i ran up and dropped in the box and went home to wait! That night he called me once he had figured it out. Turns out that his mom had opened the letter when she saw who it was from and came into his room crying her eyes out! His whole family freaked out and they had a family meeting about what this was going to mean. But then he called the recruiting office and they told him there wasn't a draft and he saw the John Doe... Still, best laugh of my life! His mom was a little mad at me for a while, but she appreciated the good joke. =)

Anyone else have any good april fool's day stories? Please Share!

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lmfao!!

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Originally Posted by D Ton

haha, that is a good one. I don't really have anything planned for this year but i'm sure i'll thow something together last minute.

I few years back i had to think up a good one to get my buddy back from the previous year. Well as you know we just celebrated(ha!) our three year anniversary of our insurgance or Iraq. And about this time three years ago there was a lot of talk of the war and the possibility of a draft. My buddy who had gotten me real good the year before had just dropped out of high school and was just deliverying pizzas part time for round table and was 18. I was always telling him that he was a prime target to get drafted if there was one. So i searched all over the internet for a copy of an officail draft noticed for the Vietnam war. I photoshoped it to bring everything to current. I changed the address of where he had to report (local army recuiting station. It had official seals and everything. Only give away that it was a prank: I signed it John Doe(in a fancy script signature). I took it to the post office and had them cancel the stamp so it looked legit and waited for the mail man to come by his house. Once he left i ran up and dropped in the box and went home to wait! That night he called me once he had figured it out. Turns out that his mom had opened the letter when she saw who it was from and came into his room crying her eyes out! His whole family freaked out and they had a family meeting about what this was going to mean. But then he called the recruiting office and they told him there wasn't a draft and he saw the John Doe... Still, best laugh of my life! His mom was a little mad at me for a while, but she appreciated the good joke. =)

Anyone else have any good april fool's day stories? Please Share!

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holy shit, that ones so awesome it almost made me forget friendowl had a kickass one too

Once on April 1st, I made a sign that said "Gay Pride" and taped it to my homophobic friend's tailgate when he was visiting my house. He drove all over town with that gay ass sign on the back of his truck for the rest of the day .

I'm gonna have sex in the dark and tell the girl I have a condom on. April Fools!

You should have done that nine months ago. Then you both could have enjoyed the prank!

Good point. I'll wait three more months. I'll try to nab a rich girl.

Yeah, but the rich ones are usually ugly.

Rich ones can afford better make up though, and if it comes down to it, I'll just use a paper bag.

^ and bitchy. ever seen my super sweet 16 on mtv? omfg, ive never seen bitchier more spoiled girls in my entire life lol.

I'm going to make my friend eat his parents in a bowl of chili.

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I'm going to make my friend eat his parents in a bowl of chili.

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funny, I'm going to sell my pubes to a little kid for the pubefest.

I'll sick my gay dog on yours.

i like to stand outside naked looking confused, with peanut butter shoved up my arse then take a big handful and eat it and laught hysterically whilst looking for my homemade crack pipe

always get em

Last year me and my friends got to one of my friend's jeep wrangler and stripped it clean and left a note saying: Thanks for the new parts, Your Friendly Neighborhood Ebay Seller; p.s. You can buy your replacement items on ebay, look for the name :). We took his doors, new rims and tires, his cd collection, steerin wheel, canvas top, and his spare tire; took pictures of them and posted on a fake ebay account. He got all his stuff later that day when he told us he was going to the cops to report it lolz. :D