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have you ever been in the middle of doing it and either you
or your partner cut the cheese.
i remember once i jumped on top of my girl and spread her legs
and she farted on my cock.
the heat and bad smell got me hornier.[just kidding]
i was grossed out.
lol
I've never farted or had my partner fart
but there was time where i felt like i had to fart but for the sake of the moment held it in
no, but I had a girl queef (sp?) during sex once...she was so emarassed, lol! It was kinda funny...
lol, thank god it didn't happen here.
i've been getting head and needed to fart... for some weird as reason, anytime i'm being highly stimulated (much much pleasure) it builds up air in my ass... maybe it's just so good and she's sucking so hard that my ass is sucking in air? i dunno... i think it's bizzare...
man if my girl blew ass my dick would crumble to the floor. thats nasty
i have a freind who was doing some 69 action with his girl and on her down stroke he ripped the ass.
he said she made the face like froto makes in the last lord of the rings when that spider gets him.
ah funny dayz
i have felt the urge to fart, and i have done it once, and it sucks like hell, i have also had a girl quief(SP?) when we were doing it doggy style.
wow. Thats all I have to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
lol my gf told me if im gonna fart do it before or after, never during.
good advice
later
Well thats not a very good girlfriend is it??? You tell her whos boss lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
I had this dude one time tell me about this time he was fucking his gf doggie style and for some odd reason he poked her sides with his fingers, this made all her stromache muscles contract and all the sudden she blasted soupy poopy and over him. lol
lmfao
soupy poopy
thats just vile!
queefs are just air bubbles that get stuck in the vaj
kinda like a silly putty effect
y'know when you stick your finger in the silly putty and it makes fart noises
I used to have this girlfriend from Finland (she was so hot)
She quived all the time
and it would go like a little motor boat
for sometimes over 15 seconds
I just laughed and so did she
HAHAHA SOUPY POOPY HAHAH THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
That would definatly kill the mood
Soupy Poopy . . . wow, thats even funnier then Mud-butt!
I'd slap her and tell her to go clean her ass out. Nobody makes an asstral symphony when I'm doing my business. Simple as that. Actually, I'd probably keep it a secret and use it when she complains or something.
You didn't take the trash out.
You played the ass trumpet when we were having sex. Bitch.
i like fanny farts
anyone ever sucked a fanny fart
its like nitrous
lol
Every time I get laid I hear Snap Crackle and Pop coming from the fanny I'm pressing...I'm not sure if that constitutes a Fanny Fart..or just "background noise" ?
As for regular farts....
On only my 3rd day of Uni' I pulled a girl from another Hall....I took her home in a cab and to my JOY ...she was a "First Nighter"...as I found out when she started taking her knickers off as we were smooching on her bed...[GAME ON!]
Cut a long story short......yeh..I've had a bird fart on me.....
Coz when we were doing it, her legs were wrapped around my waist as per normal.....and I guess she was holding it in or something....coz from nowere she let a fog horn off......which lasted for about a second...but was a low pitch "ring flapper"....
Didn't smell though and didn't stop us fucking but did shock me somewhat and made me twitch form my rythm momentarily.
I didn't want to embarrase her ,so I didn't say anything.
It actually made me last a bit longer coz it put me off my game and by the time I found my focus again I was back in the saddle and ready to squirt.
One night stand in the end ...and to be honest I think th fart put me off her a bit! That and the fact that she let me fuck after knowing her for about an hour and a half.! [With out a rubber! eek!]
easy roller you gotta becareful homie.
unwanted pregnancy or sexual disease man.
if you get a genital wart or herpies on your dick
it's gonna be hard to get head
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Originally Posted by friendowl
You're right man....When I sobered up I began to worry a bit!
I try not to go "bare back" if I can help it!
But sometimes shit just happens the way it do
try explaining that to my kids.
Just call them "your favorite mistakes". I know it's a lie, but if you don't build their self-esteem up they'll grow up to murder people, and they always blame the parents.
thats what im gonna say when i snap
"all i wanted was a hug but all i got was this knife "
lmao @ the whole topic:D
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by graph
yeah she's the fucked up one of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Roller
yeah as my g/f is about to climax sometimes in doggy a fart slips out,half the time she dosnt even notice.its a good distaction to last longer... :/ sort of :P
Oh man one time I was getting head and I had to fart so bad but I thought that I could hold it in until I was done and then let it out silently afterwards, but I accidentally farted on the girl's face. Very embarrassing, but we had been together for a few years so it wasn't too bad. Queefing happens sometimes, it's just part of the game. Laugh it off and move on.
And speaking of accidents, most if not all of my seven siblings (including myself) were accidents. I don't really feel like less of a person though.
LOL, this has happened to me a couple of times. I went with a women that liked anal sex and everyonce in a while, I guess I would push too much air up there and she'd fart. The first few times, it freaked me out. Eventually, I just stopped paying attention.
I was down under and she queefed in my face.
It was just one of those times where you just carry on :smile:
yea farting during 69
nice point! lmao