worst thing you did as a kid

when we are young we do dumb shit.
i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block.
his mom and dad were fucked up too.
one day he stole my bike and sold it.
i couldnt prove it but i knew.
when him and his parents left for the weekend
i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on.
on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten
we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom
yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended
like i didnt know.they knew i did it but couldnt prove it.
payback is a bitch.they had to empty the whole house of furniture.
it took them quite awhile.major damage.

now that i got my own house i cant imagine that happening to me.
i was a bad kid.

One time..

When I was a kid (about 9). I was out camping with some family friends.
We spotted a birds nest up in a tree and I climbed up and grabbed it
There were 10 little baby birdies in there chirping
I layed the nest with the chicks on the ground
I picked up a huge rock
and crushed them all.

Then I went and ate some dinner

I am bad, I know

I was a bad kid too and I've done a ton of rotten things.

A kid who was 2 years older than me use to make fun of me because I wore braces. One night he was walking by my house and he started calling me names again, well I blew up at him and basically told him to bring it on. He came over, and I socked him once in the face, and he then returned the favour by hitting me about 5 times in the lip. I lost it, went inside, grabbed a frozen can of orange juice, and pelted it directly at his nose. I broke it in 2 places and never got caught for it.

I use to steal lawn oranaments when I drank too much. Go car hopping, like opening car doors and finding whatever I could.

I broke a car window once for $20 in a parking lot.

I once jumped in my moms rental car after work, and I pulled down on the gear shifter and it went in reverse all on its own. It backed into the middle of the main street and ran into my house screaming.

I egged houses and cars for fun.

I once dropped a rock from on top of a bridge onto a persons cars windsheild. I never got busted because I high tailed it out of there.

I was a bad boy.

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

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Lol, I bet the farmers loved you.

another funny time
i went with a friend to his friends house.this kid was rich.
in his room he had a 120 gallon saltwater tank.it was fucking huge.
this kid "denny" teels me that he's selling it.he's like 9 years old
the lil rich bastard.i was broke and mean so i got an idea.
when we left i got his number and called him up.
i said "a denny ill buy the tank for 1000 dollars".
"when do you want it" " hold on let me ask my dad"
i told him to take the water out and ill pickit up in two hours.
well two hours later we drove by and see the dad and dickhead denny
sitting in the driveway with the aquarium stuff all over.pumps,filters.
fish in buckets gravel all over the place.
i called him back and told him i changed my mind
i bought a dog instead.

My bestfriend and I paintballed some girl that ratted on my that I had a knife in school. That bitch got me sent to a detention home and kicked outta school. I Broke into her house one night when I saw the bitch leave and I brought a bat and broke all the shit in her room and left the other parts of the house fine.

I smoked weed for the first time when I was ten, I personally think thats pretty bad. But then didnt touch the stuff till like this year.

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away

when i was 4 and my big brother was 5 we tied a shoelace around one of our cats necks and swung the kitty around over our heads singing helicopter.....
it was my brothers idea i swear!!!
dont worry... the kitty lived.... so did the other 2 cats that we had.... we did horrible stuff to them but i think swinging jake around by his neck with a slipknot was pretty bad :P

I sold porn on floppy discs for 50p each at Bishop Stopford - my Secondary school, which was a Christian school.

Took out the school's electricity for over a week. ;)

I also dropped an unopened Tango can out of the science floor window. It was about 40 feet up, and I missed my target (which was a ginger teacher).

It was orange Tango aswell. Waited fuckin ages for her to appear, then I miss.

I killed a hobo with a broken wine bottle.

I used to some pretty michevious things... I am not going to go into detail.
But.... One thing that I did that was pretty bad was completely fuck up 6 handicap short busses (every window broken... bashed with huge rocks). The busses were fucked. I felt kind of bad after that one.

When I was little kid like, 3-4, I was totally psycho. I sent several other kids to the hospital. One time this bitch who was like 3 years older than me was pushing me around so I picked up a garden rake and smaked her in the head with it. Not one of those flexible ones for raking leaves but one of those heavy,stiff, metal ones for raking dirt. Another time this other kid pissed me off so the next day I snuck up behind him and bashed his head with a rock. Fortunately that was still back when people weren't so quick to sue and just figured it was kids being kids.

Well, in my younger teenage years me and my friends used to garage hop every weekend and get free beer. We would take a lot too. I mean, A LOT. One time we had about 6 cases of corona and 2 of bud light. But hey, it was free beer, and that's what people get for leaving their garages open, plus it is always a huge rush. Never got caught though (knock on wood) but had some close calls.

i remember when i was in 6th grade i was walking to school and picked up a hunk of glass and threw it at this girl.. cops came and wanted to charge me with assult with a deadly weapon... luckly its a small town and my dad knew the cop so the cop just scared me he really wasnt gonna take me to jail...but this girl was bonafide crazy...later in high school she made one of those hit list...im proud to say i have seen it and was in the top 5

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Originally Posted by MaRiAh

when i was 4 and my big brother was 5 we tied a shoelace around one of our cats necks and swung the kitty around over our heads singing helicopter.....
it was my brothers idea i swear!!!
dont worry... the kitty lived.... so did the other 2 cats that we had.... we did horrible stuff to them but i think swinging jake around by his neck with a slipknot was pretty bad :P

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i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

Me and my friends used to go out to an old storage feild where they stored live-in trailers for the oil feild workers. Out of season, we got in about a dozen different trailers and bust out every single mirror and window.

We did the same thing with parked train locomotives. I still have one of the huge wrenches that I could unscrew a huge lightpole with.

I once poured an entire beer in a mailbox. A federal offense. :D

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ir...s/1001cat.html

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Originally Posted by da haze meister

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i said i'm cool with cats now... but that was like a cock tease.. i would of read all 1001...

I don't think i've ever done anything super terrible, but I've had my fun like all boys. Most of it was with my best friend jon.
Once in boy scouts were were all out camping. me and a couple buds of mine snuck off and walked to the local elementry school and proceeded to piss all over the bus seats and we stold the fan, first aid kit and broom.
We also started a tradition one time on a trip to a wrestling tournament. the deal was whoever caused the most fucked up shit one. At the super 8 motel we stol 3 fire extinguishers and a maid cart with some laundry in it. We then had all the guy piss in it and another guy take a shit in it. We then launched it from the top of the stairs to see how much air it would get.
At the state wrestling tournament we did the most damage. We all got shitfaced drunk, then we broke the foldout couch (it wouldn't go back from being a bed to a couch), then we took all the pictures down and had a hole punching contest (whoever hit a beam was out. last one punchine won), then we stold a bunch of orange road cones from the parking lot and some of those big plants they have at the entrance. Then we found a leaf blower so we cranked it up and ran around the halls at 3 am with it running fill blast. When we were done we just left it sitting on the ground in front of some guys room, we then stold a rather fancy EXIT sign (lights and everything) and went to bed. Around 4ish the fire alarm went off and the whole building had to be evacuated. Aparently the leaf blower exaust clouded up around the fire alarm and set it off. We were accused of everything, but never got caught (back in 98 cameras weren't in every hotel).
Oh yea, I didn't do it but it was funny as hell non the less. Once at wrestling camp at App, somone shit in a brown paper back and stuck it in a microwave for 30 mins and ran off. That floor and the neighboring ones smelled like shit all day long.

masturbated with my sisters underwares and vibrating dildo

im a bit of a computer hacker. last year i thought it would be funny to bomb-mail my science teacher. 15,000 emails saying "Gh05t P\/\/n3D" to the email server. crashed the entire system, destroyed that weeks file backups and potentially scared the shit out of the district office. that was pretty bad.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

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LMAO...it may sound bad , but that literally made me laugh out loud....you actually planned out how to put them in a dryer, but just set it to fluff...shit, i never would of thought of that.

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

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rofl

Moltovs were the shit!

Once we learned the wonderful art of making pipe bombs we made a fatty and got a fat stack of printed porn and any porn mags we could find, cut a hole ina playground slide slid the pipe bomb in and then put all the porn underneath the slide under some dirt

Blew the whole slide to shit and sent porn flying everywhere....awesome! Drove by later and they had the bomb squad in those funny suits checkin it all out.

another time we poured so much gas in a port-o-let that it melted to the ground. While after that one i accidentally lit a bottle of rubber cement on fire and ended up tossing it in trunk of a tree...The tree burned to the ground and fell within feet of a house

after about a year the schools put up signs with a 20,000 reward for any information on the vandalism, Good thing i burned em!


Cant help but feel i used all my luck in the span of 2-3 years, it was worth it!

oh yeah, mountain bikes made the perfect getaway for vandalism!

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Originally Posted by friendowl

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away

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hahaha same thing works with a rope and a realistic looking stuffed dog at night!

i killed my dads dog by throwing big clumps of dirt at its face when i was about 5 cause it was barking at me non-stop.

it died a few months later of sickness.

my dad loved that dog like it was worth a million dollars...he still doesnt know, and he never will. :)

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i fucking hate cats...

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I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats I love my cats and they have sometimes been more of a comfort to me then friends.

I haven't harmed anything living,well not physically,but I hurt my mums feelings when the copper took me home and asked my mum for the mothers day card I had stolen.That in my eyes is the worst thing I ever done :(

If anybody is thinking of starting a family then they should read this thread first :D :cool: :smokin:

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

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Originally Posted by turtle420

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

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OMG, that's too funny!
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Originally Posted by turtle420

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

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:eek: Did the owner not try to strangle you with their bare hands ?

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Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty

I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats

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Thanks. You kept me from scrolling up and getting pissed, disappointed, and ashamed for human beings, in general.

When I was two years old (maybe, younger), we were feeding a stray cat and I watched it go underneath the car (into the fan). I had no idea, so I asked my mother to go to the store, and when we started the car, the cat was still in the fan, my mother didn't know. My memory skips from sitting in the car to standing near her feeding spot, on the side of the garage, watching a bunch of emergency people standing around the car. I can't remember what they did. I love cats.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

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shit..... and i thought i was mean to cats!!!...... btw i love animals now and i would never harm one ...... theyre so sweet:)



another thing i did when i was a kid was when i was 5 my best friends little sister was 3 and i think she had like bipolar or w/e she had.... she was fucking crazy she gave her mom a black eye and beat her big sister up tons of times...... anyhoo we all went down into the basement and she got in the drier and told me to close the door to it properly or she would hit me.... and me being a sissy i closed the door...... but then i got the idea that if i turned the knobs the door would open and she could get back out..... cept 1 problem..... the door was hard to open for some reason....O.o so then i pushed on the knob thingy and then the drier made a really loud noise then thats all i remember cuz i ran out of the basement as fast as i could and went home (nextdoor) apparently her mom found her in the drier a while later and let her out and she had really fucked up looking hair like it was all frizzy and fried looking and i dont think she had any burns tho...... i kinda wish i couldve seen her fface when she got out of the drier cuz it was mostly her fault she was in that situation....

Gee, thanks for quoting that. It gave me a chance to read it.

Thankfully, it was gray.

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Originally Posted by da haze meister

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awww, thats sick man!

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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd

awww, thats sick man!

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yeah i hate cats but the microwave one literally made me sick

im still kinda a kid... im 16 now...

lemme think

i have made gas bombs, pipe bombs, large large black powder bombs, small black powder bombs, molotov cocktails, and alot more.

i was visiting philly over thanksgiving, and this owner of Nats pizza was hassling me my brother and my friend eric, so we proceeded to beat the shit out of him and trash the fuck out of his place. he called the cops, so we are running all night, as we all have like a quarter o of weed apiece, and i had a bb gun, on a number of occasions the oinkys chased us into alleys, and this one came behind us and another came in front of us, i ran by the car, and he pulled something out of his pocket and i thought it was a billy club... well it was a tazer and he shocked the fuck out of my thumb and hand.

later that night, we went around the neighborhood with another friend alex, and we set off four molotov cocktails on 4 main roads, threw gas bombs (gas and matchheads in a tennis ball, with an m80 wick) m100s, m80s, and alot more all around. as the cops were coming into the neighborhood, we egged this kid jimmy huangs house, (3 in the morning) and i swear to you that like 50 immigrants came out of this house screaming lol.

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

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Lmao! how much did you make from that and what is no-doze? never heard of it