out of 100 shits how many times do you get crap on your hand while wiping.
also
on average how many wipes needed to clean the stinker ?
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out of 100 shits how many times do you get crap on your hand while wiping.
also
on average how many wipes needed to clean the stinker ?
lol you have a mad imagination
ok to the first question not really that many like 2/100
and to the second one erm lol around 7 - 20 depending lol:o
How many licks before you hit the tootsie roll
:o Sorry, first thing that popped into my head
i long slow lick will get you to the center
cmon mr.brownthumb how many times to you get mud on your hand
IT DEPENDS. on how hard im dxm trippin usually 4/100 if im way shy hign trip
a better question is how do you wipe? sitting down or standing up?
i stand up. i seen peeps in movies wipe while still sitting. i doubt you get a good wipe like that.
1. I'm going with CC 2/100
2. 5-6 maybe.
The worst is when you have a wet shit and the paper just disolves under your fingers
haha sitting down
what if your hand dips in the water
i got big nuts and sometimes they get splashed on
i flush like im busted
as soon as its out: flush
it should go straight from your ass to the sewer.
no lingering or loitering
God this thread is making me sick.
hmmm, for me it's:
1. 1/100 maybe? I'm very neat :)
2. 4 Good wipes usually does it for me. gotta have those wet naps though. No other way to get your bum bum clean without showering IMOP.
Now I'm going to go eat some dinnner...soo hungry.
Before you go down on your lady you should always ask wich way she wipes.;)...
unless you like fudge
i once saw this porno. a guy was sitting on the toilet then the girl came and got him out the bathroom straight off the toilet and started blowin him. she could have atleast let him wipe first.
lol i never have gotten my shit on my hand, i rap the TP around my hand like 5 times to make sure that never happens so 0/100, and i usally wipe a good 5 times atleast
Zero, at least that I know of.
since we're on the topic....
http://www.zippyvideos.com/774623327...chet_sam_dump/
my lil bro...
I can't help but laugh at this thread and it makes me cry a little
I don't ever get it on my hands so 0/100
and for me it takes about 5-10
ps did you know will smith wipes his ass with baby wipes?
:thumbsup: the more you know
probably 3/100 at home and like 15/100 at school because the food up here blows and it can get a little messy hahahaha... but as far as wipes go it takes about 4 or 5 wipes to be clean.... oh and for all you fuckers who flush the toilet seat while your still seated DON'T DO IT... there was a special on the news a while back about some guy who got aids by flushing the toilet in public places while still seated... the water splashes up and if it's contaminated it can infect you with anything floating in the water... you can even get STDs from the toilet
holy infected terds batman.
I knew by the title of this thread who made it lol, also I cant recall the last time I got feces on my hands when...cleaning it..and it usually only takes 3 tears from the roll to clean it lol. Damn I feel weird postin that.
when i was in survival training for the first time
i had to take a shit.
i asked mike the guy in charge what could i wipe with.
he gave me one fucking square of paper.
i walked a ways and did my thing.
when i came back he asked me
"wheres your paper"
i said " i buried it "
"go get and bring it here and burn it " " leave no trace "
first of all its hard to get real clean with one square but do-able
second its nasty to walk with shit-paper in front of another.
then to burn it is quite humbling
I know this is off-topic but friendowl what is that in your avatar anyways?
I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
me swimming at malibu state park [rock pool]
Only if you have a cut on your ass. You cant get STDs from the toilet. Can you?Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostFace2K
what if your hemorhoid pop's and the water splashes into your crevasse
you can't fucking get aids or std's from a toilet seat. seriously. but it would be scary if you could. I hope you guys were joking.
Very informative thread
It is always nice to know how the rest of the world
wipes their ass
as for me....
I am always waiting for that clean shit
ya know
the one where you dont even need to wipe your ass
but as a precaution you do
and then you see no shit on the paper
and your like FUCK
I didnt even need to wipe
thats the holy grail of feces
smooth exit like a bank robber
I got you beat on this one friendowl. I took a month long mountaineering class up in the North Cascades a while back and they gave a new meaning to "leave no trace". No paper at all. Since we were camped on glaciers for 90% of the time we improvised. Believe it or not, snow works amazingly well, better than paper. It's wet, and kind of ruff, so it has quite a bit of cleansing ability. You just have to get over freezing your ass off every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I understood this thread as a satirical, royal taking of the piss out of all those stupid kids on these boards that ask all those stupid questions.
"Hey, I found this seed in a bag of ganja, its small and brown, could anyone tell me what strain this is?"
"whats your favourate munchies?"
"which hand do you jack off with"
Whats your fucking dad called?
Who's your favourate emporor of china between the 10th century and the 18th
Why so many questions>?And such pointless ones too...argh.
Maybe I looked into it too deeply and he actually wanted to know the answer to the questions :S
no, seriously, the best question here is how do you wipe? front to back, or back to front?
i have had lots of those clean shits...
0/100 im very clean
i wipe standing up... so i can check how much shit is there by looking at the paper when im done
and i forgot the other question
i'm 100% positive you can get STDs from the toilet... one of my best friends is a virgin and contracted genital warts... the doctor said to him it is very likely that he got it from a dirty toilet seat since dorm room toilets probably aren't the cleanest.
Maybe 1/300.
Standing up.
20 or so wipes.
Hey now! :( :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
Well, Maybe 1/100, or 2/100... dunno... it usually takes me 1-7 wipes.
Word.Quote:
Originally Posted by halo
who wants to sit on a public toilet seat
thats why man created "the hover"
you also gotta use a fat wad to break the fall in public toilets!
Really, to answer this, I must have indigestion.
I've shit 30,000 times in my life. The toilet paper may have ripped, or whatever, and I had some brown on my hand, once or twice. So, the answer to the first question is .000013.
The answer to the second question is, about, 15-25 times.
I try not to, but sh!t happens, ya know? It's a very rare occurance, though.
I always shower after I squat, too; I hate smelly ass!
Oh, I also like to pretend that the ladies don't sh!t at all...