Brian was a fish. One day he was walkin down the road with his mate the penguin, when Oprah fell out of the sky and landed on the sidewalk....
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Brian was a fish. One day he was walkin down the road with his mate the penguin, when Oprah fell out of the sky and landed on the sidewalk....
I RAN OVER TO SEE IF SHE WAS OK SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE WTF. I REACHED OUT MY HAND TO HELP HER UP. AFTER SHE WAS UP SHE PULL OUT A BIG FAT SACK AND WE TOKED FOR HOURS AND LAUGHED AT HER BIG ASS FALLIN OUTTA THE SKY SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A SKY DIVIN ATTEMPT GONE BAD I WAS LIKE WTF OH WELL OPREA LETS TOKE UP SISTER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D PASS THE WEED ;)
but then David Hassellhoff judo chopped oprah in the teeth, so she beat his ass with a microphone, but the microphone got up and was all like hey bitch im not gonna take ur shit anymore so he rented a cottage near the lake and....
THEN THE MUPPETS CAME OVER TO PARTY WITH THE MIC THEY HAD A GREAT TIME CEPT FOR WHEN MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT GOT INTO IT WTF CANT THEY EVER GET ALONG AFTER THEY MADE UP THE CARE BEARS CAME OVER AND ...........
...formed a gang of criminals and went on a robbing spree, but superman bust in on them on the shower and charged them all with larceny but it didnt go to trial so the care bears and whoopi goldberg wrote a biography and a movie with george clooney as the lead actor, who.....
TOTALY FUCKED UP THE PART HE SUCKED SO BAD THEY HAD TO CALL BARNEY AND THE TELETUBBIES IN TO TAKE HIS PLACE THEY WERE ALL TOKEIN AND DRINKIN AND LAUGHIN AT CLOONEY WHO JUST DIDNT KNOW WTF TO SAY BEIN AROUND SUCH BUG STARS AND ALL SO HE GOT THE TELEBUBBIES TO SIGN HIS ........
...nipple coz he told his gran he would, she was always a fan of whoever it was even tho they were related, him being her grandchild ad her being his grandmom so she made a will leavin him a inflattable bouncy castle thing but he didnt want it coz it didnt fit, so he....
GAVE IT TO GOOD WILL WHERE A SMALL CHILD SEE IT AND BEGGED HER MAMA TO BUY IT THE MOTHER TOLD THE CHILD THAT SHE COULD NOT HAVE TO SO THE CHILD GOT PISSED KICKED AND SCREAMED AND THRU HERSELF INTO THE GROUND THE MOM WAS TO EMBARRACED SHE TOOK THE CHILD AND ..............
....sold it to a tribe of travelling preists, who held sermans 9-5 Monday - Friday, Confessions on Sunday 12pm but were afraid of geese so they had to stay away from the goose pond where an especially goosey species of geese goosed around, who all had.......
A VERY RAER GOOSE DIESE AND WAS TRY TO INFECT THE TIRBE WITH THE GOOSE LIKE POWERS WITCH IS Y THEY WERE SO AFIRDE SO THE BACK UP THE TRIBE AND MOVED TO THE GHETTO WHERE THEY WERE SAFE FROM THE GEESE BUT THEN THEY HAD TO START WORRING ABOUT ..........
their supply of marshmellows imported from italy, so they decided theyd get a big pile of mash potato and cut it into round marshmellow shapes that looked like marshmellows but werent. they hid them in their bags with the real marshmellows so it looked like they had loads of marshmellows and they wouldnt have to worry, but all of a sudden.....
ROBBIN HOOD JUMPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSHES AND STOLE THERE BAG OF FAKE MARSHMELLOWS HE DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERENT REAL TELL HE GOT BACK TO THE MARRY AND THEY OPEN UP THE BAG SEEN THEY WERE MASHED POTATOES AND WERE LIKE WTF ROBBIN HOOD I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT TELL A MASH POTATOE FORMA MASHMELLOW WTF THEY WERE SO MAD THE TOOK ROBBIN HOOD OUT AND .......
...pulled out his chest hairs one at a time and stuck a ferret down the front of his pants until he screamed "I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MARSHMELLOWS, I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MARSHMELLOWS" over and over until his neighbour came out and told him to make like a tree and leaf, but......
THEN BAT MAN CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY FREEIN ROBBIN HOOD FROM HIS MARRY MEN ROBBIN HOOD WAS SO OVER WHELMED WITH JOY HE TRIED TO KISS BATMAN BUT BATMAN WAS LIKE Y0 BRO IM HAPPILY MARRIED TO CAT WOMEN GO FIND URSELF A PRINCESSES OR SUMTHIN SO ROBBIN HOOD WAS SO SAD BUT JUST THEN SHE WAS SNOW WHITE CEPT THE BITCH ALREADY HAD 7 MEN SO HE NEW HE HAD TO BE SMOOTH AND WORK HIS MAGIC SO HE ..........
but then batman and robin did the can-can to a glorious rendition of the nursery rhyme Two Blind Mice, One Mouse Funeral, which, of course, got invaded by communists who forced us to play Pin The Tail On The Donkey with a live donkey and a kebaq skewer, but then...
THE LIL MERMAID POPPED IN WITH HER LIL FRIEND FLOUNDER AND THEY WERE DANCEIN AND SINGIN ALL NIGHT LONG BUT THE LIL MERMAIDS DAD KING TRITON GOT PISSED CUZ SHE WAS OUT PASSED CURFEW SO HE SENT THE LIL CRAB OUT TO LOOK FOR HER HE FOUND THE LIL MERMIAD IN BED WITH PRINCE ERIC AND CINDERELLA AND WAS LIKE OMG ..............
... but it's ok 'cause at that moment a canister of glowing-green, radioactive waste fell through the roof of their underwater house after being dumped there by some Americans. They all made it out in time except for Cinderella who's flesh burned like a nicely rolled joint under a bunsen burner that was burnt over a burning frying pan with some burnt toast in it.
"SHE'S BURNING!!" yelled everyone else...
BUT THEN MASSAO THE WHLAE WAS NEAR BY AND SEEN THE FIRE SO HE QUCIKLY SWAM OVER TO SWOLLOW AND AND PUT OUT THE FLAIMS WHILE SO WAS IN THE WHALES BELLY SHE SEEN PINICHO IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SITE HEHE SHE JUST LOVED THAT BOY MADE OF "WOOD" SO MUCH INFACT THAT SHE ..........
started to kiss him, when "MOLE THE VAMPIRE" came along, pushed pinochio in the fire and laughed manically, then he bit cinderella in the neck, and turned her into a ghoul, then jumped and ripped through the whale's stomach and flew off laughing hysterically on his way to....
THE NUT HOUSE CUZ THAT WAS SUM CRAZY SHIT HE COULDNT HANDLE IT SO HE CHECKED HIM SLEF IN HE DIDNT MAKE IT THERRE TO LONG THO HE ENDED UP TURN THE HOLE STAFF IN TO VAMPIRES AND THEY WENT OFF AND STARTED A CULT IN FLORIDA AND THEN ...........
..he entered the 1974 Miss World Competition, for reason that were his own. The judge wasnt happy and decided to get the UN involved, and sanctions were put up against him, restricting the amounts of Rubber Ducks he could have in the bach tub with him at one time, so they....
went to cocoa beach, hunted down lola, who was soon to be his vampiric queen!
and then we he got to her, they had some really really REALLY hot ....
gah, toker's post offset mine, although, i dont get it ...
(confusion)
HOTDOGS ON A STICK CUZ AMMIE CAME AND SAVED LOLA THEY WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND PARTED AND LAUGHED ALL NIGHT LONG AND STILL TO THIS DAY DONT KNOW WTF WAS SO FUNNY THEY WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY HUNGOVER AND TOTALLY FORGOT THE LEFT THE CULT TO THE ...............
blizzard storms of the antartic, which is where ammie lives,
they trudged through the snow for 8 days before finally seeing ammie's house.
They burst in, starving, and ravenously ate all of ammie's guest's, except of course ammie and lola, when suddenly.....
THE BIG BLUE BOOGIE MONSTER JUMPED OUTTA THE CLOSET AND SCURRED THEM AWAY OMG THEY RAN AS FAST AS THE COULD LAUGHIN AND POINTING THAT THE BOOGIE MAN AND SINGIN "NEE NEER NEE NEER U CANT GET US " THE BOOGIE MAN WAS SO MAD THE HE ........
And then there was GRB...He smoked like a God and grew cannabis for a hobby. Well one day there was a keyboard. So GRB used this tool to speak to the other people. The other people were quite funny. The other people did funny stuff. Then GRB saw a gerbil smokin weed and decided to join it. But the gerbil was not generous. The little greedy bastard smoked up all the weed. So GRB had to punish the gerbil...
..then a load of purple gorillas got the boogie man to do the dance from the Michael Jackson - Thriller video, but they didnt know they were gona be arrested for breakin the copyright act, so they had to join a group of travelling circus freaks, who had really big.....
So GRB sent the gerbil to the blue boogie man...
noses!
like cocoa the clown, but they went bankrupt because
Gerbils...Really big gerbils..Giant weed smokin gerbils..
They smoked everyones weed..We had to stop them..
HEADS SO BIG IN FACT THEY HAD TO GET A REALLY BIG CIRCUS TENT JUST FOR THEM BIG HEADED FOOLS WOULDNT KNNOCK THE TENT OVER WHILE AT THE CIRCUZ THEY SEEN JAH IN HER CLOWN COSTUME JUGGLIN BANANAS FOR THE PURPLE GORILLAS THEY LOVED IT WHEN JAH DID THIS THEY SAT THERE AND ...........
did a massive poo.
it smelt so bad that
to get rid of the smell they had to play with the giant weed smoking gerbils who each had 6 years experience of character acting and 4 years of drama school, which came in handy because...
Ate cannabis bananas.
They needed to show the world that the gerbils could do anything..
Then one day the gerbils did a lemming show. They kept running and running until..
they couldnt run no more, because gerbils cant run in high heels for very long. they took off their high heels and sat on a rock, which wasnt really a rock but i life size dummie of david hassellhoff, who was at the start of this story, and it was trying to...