Bush and government bashing jokes - right here

hey all, theres some pretty good ones goin around.. heres one

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

Lol thats a good one man, and so very very true lol

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Originally Posted by justinsane

hey all, theres some pretty good ones goin around.. heres one

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

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What do you call political leaders chained to the bottom of the ocean floor?

a good start.

dai*ma

News Flash!!!! *beep* *beep* *beep*

George Bush orders the Canary Islands to be bombed to stop the bird flu

thats all folks
dai*ma:dance:

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haha that's a good one justinsane.

Here's ol' dubbya makin a phone call... and no.. his pizza didn't arrive 45 minutes later

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Originally Posted by daima

News Flash!!!! *beep* *beep* *beep*

George Bush orders the Canary Islands to be bombed to stop the bird flu

thats all folks
dai*ma:dance:

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i am very high, and i read that... and i went on google news and tried to search for it... as i was typing that i got th ejokes
lol

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LOVE!!

George bush IS as gay as this.

george bush recently was told by a war analyst that three brazilian soldiers were killed in action in iraq.
he promptly inquired "how much is a brazilian"
lol!

What do you call a Ford Mondeo with 4 Top government moron officails in going over the edge of a cliff.


















A shame, a Mondeo seats 5.

What do Harry Whittington and Monica Lewinsky have in common?





They both got shot in the face.

What's the difference between George W. Bush and an onion?
People would cry if you cut up an onion.

(Yeah, FBI, I just made a joke about killing the president. Suck on that you fascist motherfuckers.)