apart from being able to fuck yaself whats the fucking point in that...proof god is just plain sick haha
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apart from being able to fuck yaself whats the fucking point in that...proof god is just plain sick haha
:stoned: WTF are you a hermie???
Actually I believe there is a more politically correct term these days. Intersexed.
It is actually a REALLY sad matter. NOT a joking matter at all.
intersexed? jesus.... would it be possible to 'remove' political correctness from the world please as its bullshit. Political correctness offends me.
Grow up.
there is nothing that isnt a 'joking matter'. nothing, nada.... dont get stressed by things that dont matter. intersexed sounds weird anyway.... ladyboy is better.
I've gotta ask. do hermies have periods? Gettin kicked in the junk while on your period has gotta be a bad day.
From what I have heard from human intersexuals, in most cases one of the two organs is a micro-organ and doesn't work. In the plant kingdom, it's a way to keep the species alive. In mammals, ladyboys are just mutations.
intersexed? lol, I will stick to hermaphrodite
political correcness has gone pretty mad but some fo it is understandable but the next thing we know midgets and dwarfs are going to want to be called verticaly chalanged if they already arent
Ummm... your weed plant or yourself? Either one wouldn't be a good thing.
oh my oh my, "ladyboy" now for some reason that literally made me LOL.
I saw a daytime show a few years ago, maybe it was Oprah, and they had a guy that had his sexual organs removed due to a "botched circumcision", which made him a "eunich". He had a twin brother, and the parents tried to raise the one that got his organs cut off as a girl. Anyway, she (he) eventually found out that he was born a male, got some kind of restorative surgery, took testosterone, and married a young woman. The most striking thing of the whole story was he looked much BETTER than his twin brother! My wife remarked that he looked healthier, had more hair, was trimmer, and was younger-looking than the "normal" brother. Apparantly, a lot of testosterone ages men.
So, if any guys out there want to stay youthful-looking, and attractive to the opposite sex, just get castrated. :dance:
dont worry shes a dirty hippie and nobody takes hippies opinions seriously(especially a female hippie) anwaysQuote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about TallaulahGreen."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my TallulahGreen, Doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your TallulahGreen is a little bit different. Your TallulahGreen is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that?"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your TallulahGreen has the... er... features... of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"
I guess that's okay since we had those blonde jokes yesterday.
ace. im glad im not alone in the stand against the evils of political correctness.
We must all take great measures to stamp out this affliction before it gets its cruel fingers into all our souls. If i ever found myself refering to a he-she as a intersexed id probably have to kill myself. Freedom of speach people, freedom of speach.
on another note if a ladyboy has a period, does the blood drip out 'its' japseye? perhaps they shit it out!
sorry im bored and im really trying to be as non politically correct as possible. FREAKS!!!!
what do you think the poor little hermaphrodite would want to call his/her condition.... "oh im a hermo" or "im intersexed" do you think when told to go fuck yourself they just smile cheekily...
hehehe... i think mutants is the best way... or fuck ups.... freaks.... im 'in-ter-sex' too, not with myself though. seems most of the people on here want to get their hands on some young girl from texas. they would like to 'get 'in-ta sexed' with her. up the ass!!!
That's one hell of a botched circumcision. How could you mistake foreskin for balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
needless to sayQuote:
Originally Posted by TakeFlight
Reminds me of a song:
Ich hab ihr einen Kuss gestohlen
sie wollte sich ihn wiederholen
ich hab sie nicht mehr losgelassen
verschmolzen so zu einer Masse
so ist es mir nur allzurecht
ich bin ein schönes Zweigeschlecht
zwei Seelen unter meiner Brust
zwei Geschlechter eine Lust
Zwitter
Ich gehe anders durch den Tag
ich bin der schönste Mensch von allen
ich sehe wunderbare Dinge
die sind mir vorher gar nicht aufgefallen
ich kann mich jeden Tag beglücken
ich kann mir selber Rosen schicken
da ist kein zweiter und kein dritter
eins und eins das ist gleich
Zwitter
ich bin so verliebt
Zwitter
Iich bin in mich verliebt
Eins für mich
eins für dich
gibt es nicht
für mich
Eins für mich
eins für dich
eins und eins
das bin ich
Ich bin alleine doch nicht allein
ich kann mit mir zusammen sein
ich küsse früh mein Spiegelbild
und schlafe abends mit mir ein
wenn die anderen Mädchen suchten
konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten
so bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt
wenn einer zu mir "Fick dich" sagt
Zwitter
ich bin so verliebt
Zwitter
ich bin in mich verliebt
Eins für mich
eins für dich
gibt es nicht
für mich
Eins für mich
eins für dich
eins und eins
das bin ich
Translation:
I have stolen a kiss from her
she wanted to get it back
I have not let her go again
we melted into one piece
it is just too right for me
I am a beautiful bisexual
two souls under my chest
two genders, one lust
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I go differently through the day
I am the most beautiful person of all
I see marvelous things
that were not apparent to me before
I can make myself happy everyday
I can send myself roses
there is no second and no third
one and one that is the same
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love with myself
One for me
one for you
is not how it is
for me
One for me
one for you
one and one
that's me
I am alone but not alone
I can be together with myself
Early I kiss my reflection
And at night I fall asleep with myself
When the others searched for girls
I could already fertilize myself
I am not even downhearted when
Someone one tells me "fuck yourself"
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love with myself
One for me
one for you
is not how it is
for me
One for me
one for you
one and one
that's me