The reason why women live longer than men

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nice, it blows my mind how they are trying to lift somthing by lifting another forklift thats lifting the object they want to lift lookin kinda computerized though

why do women live longer then men do? We males are cursed with that dern Y Chromosome. That just has to be the reason why ...Y ? :dance:

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lol bunch of clowns!
it'd be cool runnin by and kickin the wood away from the car! lol:stoned: :dance:

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" bitches will fuck your whole shit up "

fun fun fun

First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

What, guys don't cry? Women don't pull bonehead stunts? You should watch the news more and get your head out of your rear. Some women are just as boneheaded as men, and some women cry as much as some men. Women aren't perfect angels you know, but neither are men.

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

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WTF is that shit true? or am i just high and gullible?:stoned: :confused:

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

What, guys don't cry? Women don't pull bonehead stunts? You should watch the news more and get your head out of your rear. Some women are just as boneheaded as men, and some women cry as much as some men. Women aren't perfect angels you know, but neither are men.

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Ya beat me to the punch bro! Amen!!

The real answer, unsurprisingly enough, is much more complex than that. Here's the scientific answer for anybody interested: http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives...7951.Me.r.html

It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

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Originally Posted by pabloescobar209

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

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jokes are only funny if they make sense...at least for me:thumbsup:

This is so important I feel the need to put it in bold.
Considering how much time women waste putting on make up, crying, putting on more make up, and spending 2 hours a week watching some gay chick flick, I would live more of a life if I live to be 60 than a woman who might live to be 65. I would rather have higher stress levels and die younger than outlive my friends and shit in my pants.

Tears being the secrete to an extra couple years? Yeah right, It may help relieve stress AT BEST. It aint gonna make you live longer...
One of the main reasons women live longer is simple because of fat. Fat on men generally stores around the abdomen, around most vital organs. Fat on women however, tends to go to the thighs, butt and whatnot. Places that don't really matter when it comes to health.

women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.

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Originally Posted by Tmar.aLL.DaYmar

women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.

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Now THAT'S the best answer we've heard here yet!!!!:dance:

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ok i saw this and studied real hard look where i circled with red... what the fuck is that guy doing there. that looks out of place !!! scary :rasta: :rasta: :p :rasta:

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Originally Posted by bonsaiguy

It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

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lol, i was gonna say that

Love it.

the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:

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LOL! It's so true. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

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:confused: who are you talking to?

your saying ALL guys dont cry??

thats pretty sexist of you.

hmm

i bet she punches guys in the dick to make them cry.

try that for stress

Motor vehicle accidents are the
most common cause of death for males in this age group, followed by
homicide, suicide, cancer and drowning. Interestingly, a surge in male
mortality has been observed in other primates at a similar stage in life

well im not going to make it bold font, but do you see the word suicide on that list?? yes.
thats because women drive men nuts.

because the only REAL 'sensetive' men, (like me)
are totaly nuts!
they're such nervous wrecks that women dont even look for us.

half of us arent even seen in public! or sometimes in mental homes!
BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE SENSITIVES GUYS ARE.

lol. being harsh but its true.