Wake and bake....

.... a monday that I dont have to do anything buts sit around in my cold town home. I am just sitting here thinging what shall I do next?

[Keep it going like its a story and the next person adds on.]

febreeze, lysol,. cologne..uh...knock her out for a couple hours maybe. open a window definitely

she comes in and gives me a joint and some hash

I dont rember taking any acid i must be goin crazy if my mom just gave me weed

Then she admits that she was a big hippie in the 60 and has been hidding the that she smokes from me ever seens i was little enough to remember. Now that me and my mom have gotten to another level of bonding it was time to do something...

a cop pulls up to your house and knocks on your front door

Officer Bill: I here you have been selling illegail substinces to miners.

Me: Please don't bust me this time I'll give you half of my crop.

Officer Bill: You should have became partners with me and ran this town.

Me: Would you like to becaume partners then?

Officer Bill: Not this time, I'm taking everything you have!!!

sadley depressed i walk back to my kitchen lookin for something to kill myself with when the magical hippie angle comes down from heaven

I'm all out of weed until tomorrow, I think i'm gonna die =[

... Said the Fairy, But if you wait tell tomarrow I will give you back even more then that nasty old cop just took from you.

Me: Wow, your so shinny! Can I touch you fairy?

But then you come to and realize it was all just a big LSD trip but then dejavou(sp?) my room is now hotboxed again and my mom just got home oh fuck!

Amazed by the fairy and her wish i walk down to Mcdonalds and order everything on the dollar menu

on my way back i see a ufo. they beem me up and i give them my food and a kidney for 10 pounds of space weed...

after smoking 10 pounds of space weed in one cosmic minute i fly thru outter space and take a bite out of the milkey way


mmm pluto

Me: "Goddamn! That Milky Way was the best munchie food ever!"

After taking that delicious bite, I decide to stop by Uranus to see what's happenin' there...

....damn fell in uranus crater, what...whats this...a cosmic space bowl left in my back pocket that i forgot about. smoked it and levitated out of uranus....

after floating back home and showering cause Uranus really smells I see a midget and chase it down the road

after i catch the midget i see that it is really really big man from roccos modern life. suddenly his nipples of the future hit me...

Ouch I say right in the eye with that nipple... Do you think you could point them some other way. So the shy but gential beast wondered off crying.

I then magical turned into doctor phil and chased after the monster

until i caught him and killed him. then i turned around and a strange, shady man pulled up in a black lincoln with shaded windows. through a cloud of cigar smoke he muttered "get in" ...

I looked in the car and noticed that the shady man was actually george bush and he was smoking a fat blunt!

He passed it to me, then arrested me for smoking marijuana.

When I arrived at the jail the guard introduced me to Bubba, my new cell mate. Bubba was about six foot seven inches tall. He was a black man that had an affinity for white boys.....long story short he assfucked me an jizzed on my face. It kind of tasted like fried chicken.

Lol, you cant just end the story like that you need to get out and get back your town that has been taking over or something. You cant just give your town to Officer Bill and let Bush get away with that.

Screw the end...

After eatting Bubba's special sauce I realized that I could now fly... wondering what was happening I looked back at Bubba to see the fairy from yesterday flying right next to me.

Fairy: I told you I would come back to give you more and better stuff then the officer took away from you but it looks like you have even bigger problums.

Me: Could you help me with this poblum too?

Fairy: Why yes I can after what you just did for me.:thumbsup: :dance:
Your better at that then anyone I've ever tricked.

After that the fairy used some of her magical powers again to make us apear in my house again. She also made a 10 gallon sack apear with some more of the moon weed that I tried....

So the fairy and I sat around and toked for what seemed like hours. After getting incredibly stoned, we decided to walk to the convenience store 2 blocks away...

Remembering to bring some weed with just incase we ran into on of my costomers we set of for the convenientce store. On our way we ran into a few normal costemers that were ranting and raving about the stuff Officer Bill has been selling.

I then became extremly pissed and found officer bill, pulled out a .45 and shot him right in the dome..

after a few hours of skull fuckin i ran across the border to Mexico

when really really big man pull off his niples off my eyes and flys away. so i start walking down the street and see the black car. when the window rolls down i say pass that and when i get bush's blunt i turn and run away...

I then wake up in prison and realize that bubba's cum is hallucinogenic

and i think "man this is some fucken day"

THEN HE REALIZED IT WAS ALL ADREAM AND NONE OF IT REALLY HAPPENED. IT WAS JUST A HUALUCINATION FROM WHEN HE SMOKED KILLER SHIT AND ZONED OUT AND BY THE TIME HE REALIZED IT WAS ALL FORGOTTEN AND HE WAS ALREADY SPACING AND IN A EUPHORIC ZONE FROM ANOTHER RIP OFF THE BLUNT AND NOW FINDS HIMSELF "SPEAKING" TO MARIJUANA SMOKERS ON A FUCKED UP COMMUNICATION WORLD CALLED "THE INTERNET":pimp: :stoned: ;)

when all of a sudden my mom comes in and gives me a joint and some hash

She says, "Here honey, I know you like to smoke reefer, and I do too. Let's get blazed together."

Me: Sweet mom! This is good shit..


So my mom and I sit in my room and toke up... then she starts taking off her shirt..

And i realize its not my mom but Yamila Diaz-Rahi

So we start going at it for hours on in untill shes to sore to tell where the pain is coming from. After our long fuck fest we set off to see what part of the world we want to go to next.

.....ive always wanted to go to the great barrier reef to swim with sharks so off we go on the journey towards australia.....

driving from the airport I run over a kangaroo

The kangaroo doesn't die, but instead gets up and comes to attack me through the window...