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well, chris rock says ~pauses to puke at the jessica simpson cheesey bites commercial~ [muffled sounds] ok... ~wipes mouth~ that if you haven't ever contemplated murder, you haven't been in love.. and he makes a good point.. i mean he's not serious about killing them or anything, but who have you ever (those who are married/inlove) wanted to kill more then your spouse? .. so those of you in love.. how would you show it?
:confused: whf is this thread about?
EVERYBODY
NOTICE:
When u make a thread like this, it means its time to lay off the drugs.
yeah im on killerchronic's line wtf is this thread about you lost me with the puking bit.
does this help clear it up? about the thread, first i was bored, 2nd the jessica simpson thing, tthat stupid commerical came on while i was in the middle of typing the original thread up (i made a whole nother thread on about how now pizza hut makes me sick cuz simpson is involved in it now...)Quote:
well, chris rock says, in one of his stand up comedies that if you haven't ever contemplated murder, you haven't been in love.. and he makes a good point.. i mean he's not serious about killing them or anything, but who have you ever (those who are married/inlove) wanted to kill more then your spouse? .. so those of you in love.. how would you show it?
point of the thread:
a. it's a joke, just meant to give you something to do
b. if you're in love you've thought about killing your spouse, so how would you?
lol yal couldn't understand that and you say i should lay off the drugs...
ummm im still lost......but that doesnt take much lol:D
I don't think people are upset with the fact they found it unfunny.
They just didn't get it.Like me.
i know.. ok i'll put it reallllll simply... the one you love, rock says you can't love them without wanting to kill them.. how would you killed the one you love? :mad: god... i feel like i'm surrounded by a bunch of blond(e) stoners
Are you people slow or what? That was such an easy thread to understand. I have no answers to your question because I have never wanted to murder my partner. But I can understand how people in relationships get wound up.
im a blonde stoner and i still understood the question. anyways to answer it, it depends on why i wanted to kill her, but it would have something to do with why. like if she kept saying annoying things, i'd posion her through the mouth(alcohol poisioning?). i know it sounds fucked up, but im not being serious.
i think everyone's scared to asnwer because they're afraid someone might take them seriously -.- c'mon people it's all in fun "bullshitting" if you will...Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
i'm not seriously going to kill my wife, as i'm sure most here won't either (there's bound to be atleast one murderer on this site right? :p)
i think everyone got confused because you didnt originally ask " how would you kill your spouse"
well, in my case i flew into a mad PCP fuelled rage and battered her over the head with a stool until she stopped screaming and then i dismembered her and flushed the pieces down the toilet bit by bit...
i meant thats how i would do it...if i wanted to.
I was once in love with this guy, the only guy i've ever been in love with..I had a dream that I strangled him...Does that count?
As for killing your loved one,husband,wife...I have none of the above. But I have been in relationships where I wanted to brutally beat the hell out of them until no end. I'm a chick, I have a bad fuckingtemper.....:thumbsup:
hope that helped out some...
nothing says "i love you" like a severed foot.
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Originally Posted by justinsane
i wouldn't be so violent.. i mean what's the purpose of killing your spouse if you get caught right? the more violent, the better chance evidence is going to get left behind.. i'd probably call her when she isn't home and tell her i'm going out for the night... and have the house dark, i'd lurk in a corner where no light reaches, and neither does she.. i'd stay there until she came home, patiently waiting.. she'd come in and do the 'usual' and when she wasn't looking i'd strike.. quick, painless, non-mess... yup a good ol' neck snapping :thumbsup:
Remember it's Chris Rock we're talking about here. He uses terms like murder as much for comedic effect as for any other reason. I'd like to believe that most stable folks do not contemplate killing anyone that has not severely wronged them. There are always tense moments in long term relationships and after 25 years, I can't recall ever wanting to kill my spousal unit or my kids. That being said, I have, at one time or another, contemplated a good whack up side the head for all of them but reason prevailed each and every time. I have often said jokingly that my teens have no idea how close they have come to being tossed down the basement stairway, teens being what they are. (although the kids got the occasional swat on the fanny or hand from time to time to get thier attention, and I believe all three of them have gotten at least one slap on the cheek for crossing the line when speaking to thier mother)