what intresting smart-assed comebacks can you think of to this line...
for example...
"do i look like your bitch"
"no all my bitches wear aprons, i'll go to walmart and get you one"
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what intresting smart-assed comebacks can you think of to this line...
for example...
"do i look like your bitch"
"no all my bitches wear aprons, i'll go to walmart and get you one"
*jizzes on face*
NOW YOU DO!
Now THAT's FUNNY, I don't care who you are!!!
"suck my dick and ill tell you"
edit. that retardo messed up my clever reply. :(
"When did you have puppies?"
"im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my ass"
Ah, Very Nice.....Nothing like a money shot to show them who's boss.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by justinsane
"Excuse me, did I say you could speak? I don't fucking think so ... get back on your motherfuggin knees where you belong; oh and while you're down there..kiss my fucking feet"
Hee-hee.
"Have you ever been bitch slapped?"
"No."
*bitch slaps the bitch across the face*
"WELL NOW YOU HAVE, BITCH!"
lol i think this is the best one yet... lmao...Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
Do i look like your bitch?
Yes.
*Long pause*
"What the hell are you doing out the kitchen?!!"
"No. I like chix with no dicks."
or
"No. But how far along are you?"
"Yes you do. Now bend over."
Ill tell you if youll get my cock out of your mouth, swallow, and wipe you chin off!
no, do you wanna be?
With a face like that you would be lucky to be Ron Jeremy's bitch