Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

Im just wondering if anyone apart from me has weird stoner experiences, but they only heffalumpity lumpy happen when ur stoned. Its like ive jus come back in from havin a J, and when I sat down on cannabis.com the song 'bang a gong' came on tv on challen 1 (BBC1). and thats my password that some MOM site gave me for a password.

it made me laugh. :rasta: :rasta:

anyone else have anythin happen like thsi but only whhen theyre stoned? :rasta: :pimp: :smokin:

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

that was prolly coincidental but u noticed it cuz u were stoned, when ur high the THC opens soem receptors in ur brain so u notice a lot of things u dont when ur sober, so if u were sober u probably wouldnt notice that connection with ur password. and yes stuff liek that happens to me alll the time.

I get like super duper hearing when Im high. The volume on my suround sound sytem is always set to 50 when Im sober but when Im high it turn it down to 75 and it still seams loud. If I listen to the tv at 75 when im sober I cant even hear what there saying.

When ever I smoke a stoner movie always seems to magicly apear on comedy central.

Also when Im high I remeber shit, like I smoked a bowl and like remebered that I saved a roach from like 3 months back that I completly forgot about

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Originally Posted by Thehulkster321

I get like super duper hearing when Im high. The volume on my suround sound sytem is always set to 50 when Im sober but when Im high it turn it down to 75 and it still seams loud. If I listen to the tv at 75 when im sober I cant even hear what there saying.

When ever I smoke a stoner movie always seems to magicly apear on comedy central.

Also when Im high I remeber shit, like I smoked a bowl and like remebered that I saved a roach from like 3 months back that I completly forgot about

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Yeah mananny, I get really good hearing when Im stnnedd aswell. Ive got a stoner theory to thiss...

We have better hearing when were stoned, because we realise that the planet is asleep and we dont want to wake it.

I remember way back when i was 19. I smoked a wood tobaccy pipe(cause i didn't have a car) & several minutes after cashing it I tried opening a folder on my old 'puter & the folder popped up several times in random places. As soon as i clicked on one of the windows, it went away.
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One thing that happens when I'm high is sorta personal so I choose not to speak on that one lol, but one thing that I can share is that I become more...responsive when I'm high. It's like if some one says "fuck you" when I'm sober I'll just look at them and give a arrogant smile, but when I'm high I'm ready to fight. When some one female says somethin passionate to me when I'm high I'm all over them but when I'm sober I'm just a little hesitant lol. Sorta weird.

If I ever leave or do anything that requires me putting on a button-up shirt I always go through the following process of buttoning it up:

1. Yep, the buttons are all lined up perfectly. I'm positive.
2. Start buttoning, from the top down, until I reach the last button and find...
3. What! The last button and two holes left! How did that happen!

it's really wierd with me but i remember other times i was high when i am high, times that i forget when i'm sober

who says marijuana hurts your memory?! :D

stoner things that happen when your stoned.


ahh.. redundancy makes me giggle.

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Originally Posted by dj defibrillator

If I ever leave or do anything that requires me putting on a button-up shirt I always go through the following process of buttoning it up:

1. Yep, the buttons are all lined up perfectly. I'm positive.
2. Start buttoning, from the top down, until I reach the last button and find...
3. What! The last button and two holes left! How did that happen!

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that happens to me when im not stoned...
hey maby if i get stoned and then try ill do it first try



and when im with people when im high i just sorta keep talking about nothing. which is odd cause normally it takes effort from people just to get me to say something

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stoner things that happen when your stoned.


ahh.. redundancy makes me giggle.

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Yeah now Im sober, I realise just how retarded this thread was.

Here's the kinda thoughts I have in my head when I'm stoned(like now). When I was reading this thread, when I got to the part about more sensitive hearing I figured, well since I'm high, maybe I have sensitive hearing right now. So I listen real hard at the sounds around me, and all of a sudden I think of cockroaches scuttling across the carpet and I can picture the like a discovery channel thing, zooming up on a cockroach creeping across the the room.

Totally random thinking, but it's funny shit sometimes.

When I'm stoned I always find my way home somehow, like a horse finding it's way to the stable. I don't even think of where I'm cycling, I always take the shortest route. And I don't even remember. Sometimes I'm home and thinking how the fuck did I get here.

Dude me and my friend were chillin, looking at a Mountain Dew bottle today, and for the first time, I noticed in small print on the label it says

Dew. Be Dew. Be Dew.

It was the funniest thing ever :D

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When I'm stoned I always find my way home somehow, like a horse finding it's way to the stable. I don't even think of where I'm cycling, I always take the shortest route. And I don't even remember. Sometimes I'm home and thinking how the fuck did I get here.

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I'v done the same thing plenty of times. Usually when I smoke out my dealer, i'll be walking back from his house aimlessly (especially the first time, cus I had NO clue where I was, the subburbs get confusing sometimes) and end up home somehow. I am always paranoid walking home stoned though, I usually have stuff on me and try my hardest not to look crazy to the drivers :stoned:

once wen me and two friends were gettin high, we had agroup hallucination that we were all tangled up in this string. this went on for like 45 mins, with us getting more tangled and falling over and stuff, till the string just dissapeared.

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Originally Posted by dj defibrillator

If I ever leave or do anything that requires me putting on a button-up shirt I always go through the following process of buttoning it up:

1. Yep, the buttons are all lined up perfectly. I'm positive.
2. Start buttoning, from the top down, until I reach the last button and find...
3. What! The last button and two holes left! How did that happen!

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That's why i start from the bottom.

i had a friend who lived down the street from me that i used to smoke with. One night he got fucking baked as hell, and headed home. Well he got lost, and ended up sleeping outside. The next day he asked me what had happened last night, but i couldnt tell him cause i was fucking laughing so hard.

If im not doing anything that needs my attention when im stoned like play games or talk i just sit there and ponder life then I feel like ive uncoverd a major conspiracy then just shrug it off than think some more. I remember one was sumthing like i thought that the IRS invented water so that they could sell ppl botteld water and in the tap so they could still get money from ppl who didnt pay lol it was so convicing to.

sometimes i'll be walking around the house, maybe looking for something, maybe just strolling around, and i'll find myself standing still looking in 1 place lost in deep thought. then i will realize that i had been there for like 2 minutes and laugh and keep going

me and 2 of my friends stood in my living room for about 15 mins shooting each other in the face with a nerf gun.

yea, haha just the other day, after it was raining and the road was all wet, me and some mates just come back from a a sesh down the pines, and we were walking back up to school, down the road where cars drive to get out of the school campus, from the car park, and theres a hairpin bend to get out of it. and usually cars manage quite well driving turning around that.

but we all just had a some filthy hyrdo (good shit) and i was trippin, then as we were walkin towards the hairpin bend on the road, this fourwheel drive came around the corner and lost control and spun out.. lol it was really funny cause it was a teacher and he was swearing his head off. haha and just his facial expression got me in a laughing fit. he managed to get turn the car back around,

but yea weird things do happen when your stoned. and you always ask yourself "hmmm am i trippin or did that really just happin?!"

oh yea another fucked up thin happened last week too,
we were all stoned (about 5 of us) sitting on the hill, sunny day,
and we deiced to light the dead dry grass.
once we did, we looked at it and discovered it was in the shape of an upsidedown cross...pointing to me and a freind...it was weird bacasue this one cross was pointing to both me and a freind, updide down, dont know how, then i burnt a patch next to me, and it looked like an arrow pointing to the collage (to my right)
then not even 10 seconds AT LEAST 300 plovers came swooping from nowhere just circling the buliding (never seen so many plovers in my life, they have poisin in their claws too) and they were swooping where the arror was pointing,,,

hmmm freaky huh?? ...im used to weird shit happenin to me now, so its nothin new haha. but still pretty trippy

Whats a plover? And weird things seem to happen to me when Im waiting to pick up...
I was waiting for the middleman behind the pub, and I start to hear a couple of mopeds. No big deal. Then from the corner of my eye, these two chavs appear on them really small motorbike things.
Im so glad I wasnt high right then, although I was still contemplating whether Id gone mad.

i couple of times i'v got into the elevator in my apartment, the door closes, and i stand there waiting to go down, then i realize about 6 minutes later (this is normally a 15 second ride), that i forgot to press the button for the floor i wanted...

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i couple of times i'v got into the elevator in my apartment, the door closes, and i stand there waiting to go down, then i realize about 6 minutes later (this is normally a 15 second ride), that i forgot to press the button for the floor i wanted...

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LOL 6 minutes later. Thats a long time, but I can picture it I guess.

Yeah..at stop lights I've stopped at Greens, sped up at Reds. At stop signs, I've sat there waiting for it to turn Green (while there was a cop at one side of the 4 way stop, just waiting for me to go). Oh you know just stupid shia. :cool:

Me and a friend are sitting on this ledge thats above a sidewalk just chillin we just got done smoking and were waiting for our ride well one car is rolling down the street about 80mph and T-bones another car , and its a huge accident both cars were totalled and were just sitting there like fuck did that actually just happen.

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LOL 6 minutes later. Thats a long time, but I can picture it I guess.

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Yeah, its strange. the times that its happened, i get really comfortable and dont really feel like im in an elevator. I just kind of leaned there and waited, but not for anything in particular, then it hit me i was in an elevator and i got a little worried cause i figured something must have been wrong with the elevator if if the door hadnt opened by then.

a plover is a bird.

they nest all over the fields, and if you go within 10 meters to them the will swoop you,

and they have a poisin valve under their wing, and can actually hurt you.

they are protected too so thats why there are so many, but ive never seen so many in the same place.

Drop your spliff?

Manj, Im feeling you.

Today I went to buy a pack of smarties from the vending machines at my school. And when the machine gave me my change my loonie feel on the ground and under the machine(I was baked and a loonie is a buck) and our local drug cop(Zeebots) walks up to me(caught me off gaurd) and gave me a dollar, and said there you go and left. It was fucked cause I usually have to run from him, and I hadn't seen him in 3 months, and here he is giving me change for munchies

the other day i was preparing a bowl of cereal, and when i went to grab the milk, i noticed the box of cereal in the fridge. now ive done this sober before, but it lunched me and my friend out for a minute.